I‘m finally putting my German skills to some fucking use here:
What if you told König (assuming it‘s not a German speaking partner) that you are learning German rn for him? And he gets all excited and asks you what you know and you say a few basic introductions, or stuff like "Ich liebe Welpen" (I love Puppies) and he‘s just grinning and smiling and he‘s so so happy until you tell him you know one more sentence. His ears perk up, eyes on you curiously waiting for you to talk.
"Ich will es, bis es wehtut."
(I want it until it hurts)
I NEED HIS REACTION PLS PLS
MDNI! 18+ content: unprotected p in v, mating press, dirty talk.. in german!
voov all of ur fuckin asks make me crazy. in a good way. you put crack cocaine in your words iswear . WHO IS TEACHING READER THESE NAUGHTY GERMAN PHRASES!!!! könig will be sure to teach u some more naughty ones... I HOPE I DID THIS JUSTICE!!!!
it was nighttime and you were all cuddled up together, your head stuffed in his shoulder until you remembered to tell him about it. he let out a curious hum when you pulled away, an excited smile on your face.
when you told him you’ve been taking some small german courses and teaching yourself some phrases, a slow smile came up on his face.
of course, as anyone would, his eyes brightened at the fact that you were putting in time and effort just to learn his language for him! to communicate with him, to connect with him, and to just feel closer to him in general!
“really? what can you say?” he turned towards you, expectant for your next words in german.
you sniffed, shifting and clearing your throat.
“um.. wie geht’s dir? (how are you?)”
he chuckled softly, pressing a kiss on your head before answering.
“gut, und dir? (good, and you?)”
you smile and respond accordingly, trying your best to recall the example conversations you had read about online for reference. he rewarded you with a soft kiss to your head for every answer, helping you fix your pronunciation on some of them, and even teaching you how to say it in his dialect!
with a grin, könig asked if you knew any more phrases. you nodded proudly, laughing as you told him another one.
“ich liebe welpen! (i love puppies!)”
a guttural chuckle left him as he kissed you again, nodding.
“really? i would have never guessed.” he crooned, massaging your arm.
“i know another one too…”
he raised a brow and snorted at the mischievous grin spreading across your lips.
“ja? what is it?”
you cleared your throat, slightly shaking your head before looking at him with a smiling whisper.
“ich will es, bis es wehtut. (i want it until it hurts.)”
könig choked out a cough, eyes widening as he registered your words. his ears flushed up as he turned away, coughing into his elbow.
“sch-scheiße, liebling—you cannot say that.. that sort of stuff to me.” he turned back to you, his eyes dancing around your face.
“why not?”
“do you.. even know what you said?”
you nod, laughing softly at his reaction.
“of course i do.”
he laughs, making a deep vibration in his chest when he ruffles your hair. “you’re so naughty, schatz..”
the proud smile doesn’t leave your face when you nod again.
“i know a few more.. if you’re interested?”
“go ahead.” he snickers, a hand drifting down to the waistband of your shorts. he doesn’t tug (yet).
“du machst mich so geil.. (you turn me on..)”
this time, könig sputters into a chuckle at your whisper. he’s embarrassed, shocked, and trying to contain himself before he absolutely starts fucking you stupid into this bed.
“ja? i do?” he whispers back, fingers hooking into your waistband now and pulling down. “i make you horny?”
the sudden change in his tone and demeanor makes you even more wet as he smirks at you, a husky voice crooning at how wet you already are when his fingers dip into your soaking pussy.
“fuck… i do make you horny.” he breathes heavily before sitting up, settling beside your body. his thick fingers rub at your hole and back up to your clit, working at the sensitive bud, making you gasp. “you learned german to sweet talk me, liebling? impressive.”
he starts tugging the rest of your shorts down, eyes glazing over your sopping cunt. “i should reward you for that.” he smiles, slipping his own pants off and pulling his erection out. “i’ll teach you something too.”
god, he was already hard since the moment you started speaking in german.
you feel your walls throb when he presses the tip of his hard cock against you.
“tiefer means deeper. mehr means more. got it?”
you nod, brows furrowed with how much you need him inside you. “got it—” you feel him push inside you, making you whimper sharply, body shaking.
he groans when he feels your soft walls around him, holding your waist and starting to thrust gently. only half of him is inside, but you’re already feeling like you’re being split apart.
“all—all of it..” you manage to moan, but he denies you.
“deutsch.”
“ti-tiefer!” you whine, finally feeling him spear his entire cock inside your pussy. the feeling makes you cry out, full on wailing at the way he completely plugs you up, the girth stretching you wide and making you cry his name out.
he grunts, staying against your hips for a bit, not moving.
“es macht mich heiß, wenn du schreist.. (it turns me on when you scream..)”
you barely understand his words now, half of it being that you’re feeling too fuzzy and the other half being you just not knowing the words at all. you’re pretty sure you hear him saying ‘muschi (pussy)’ though..
he starts moving again, hands hot against your waist.
“what was the thing you said earlier, liebe?”
“h..huh?” you hum weakly. your mind was too foggy to think properly, only being able to focus on the way he completely stuffed your walls full. then he smiled again, grabbing your legs and starting to fold them, pressing your thighs against your stomach.
“oh, that’s right.” he continues, “bis es wehtut (until it hurts), ja?” he cooed at you, a merciless smirk on his face, canines peeking through as he started to slam his hips into yours, making you whimper.
he comes down to hug your head and grunts in your ear.
Well, I did it again, gang. I wrote another story based on a painting. This one is by Uroš Predić in 1919, and was posted to Tumblr here (thanks to arcana-imperii for posting!)
I don't know anything about Kosovo, so the reader here isn't explicitly Serbian ;; please forgive me. Also, apologies for possibly inaccurate ambiguously late-1800s setting, medical information or German. Please enjoy!
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There are soldiers in the field.
You heard the sounds of battle early in the dawn, the piercing explosions of gunfire and cannons ringing out as the sun rose. You weren’t concerned at first: it was far enough away that you felt safe enough to carry on as usual. But the gunfire drew closer and closer, and by noon you could hear the shouting and the battle cries, driving you trembling into your attic with terror. Mercifully, the fighting peters out as the sun sinks lower in the sky, but when you finally work up the nerve to peek out of your window, you find to your horror that the grassy field adjacent to your humble little home is littered with the bodies of dead and dying men.
Without a single further thought to your own safety, you grab a lantern and a pitcher of water and rush into the night.
It’s awful. Most of the men left behind are already cold, some whose eyes you have to shut yourself. The ones who were able to be saved were likely evacuated by their comrades, so the only ones left to face the cruel nighttime are the ones who won’t see the morning after. A few are still conscious when you find them, but you have little more to offer them than a gentle touch and one last drink of water. Their eyes are what will haunt you most after today: slick with tears as grown men weep, all semblance of courage and proud masculinity stripped from them as they face down their imminent demise. It’s terrible, heart-wrenching, but you can’t bring yourself to stop. You’re the only living thing left that can offer them comfort in their last moments.
The jug of water dangles from your hand as you trudge through the field, looking for anyone at all that you can provide help to. You’ve long abandoned any hope of finding someone you can save when you come across him: the giant in the grass.
It’s well and truly nighttime at that point, your lamp the only source of light upon what seems like a sea of human misery. The light hits his face, and you gasp. Your first thought is of how huge he is, at least 200 centimeters if he were standing. Your second thought is of how handsome he is…
You jolt to attention as he shifts and groans. He’s alive! Shaking some sense into yourself, you don’t hesitate to rush to his side. Your hands roam across his body, assessing the severity of his injuries. To your surprise, he doesn’t seem to be mortally injured. They’re severe, to be sure—he won’t be able-bodied for weeks. But he’s far from at death’s door, only confused and dazed…had his comrades only left him due to his sheer size?
Using your hand to support the back of his head and neck, you tip some water into his mouth in an attempt to revive him. The man cracks an eye open, regarding you with feverish wonder.
“Ein Engel…” he murmurs. You’re too elated that he’s alive, so you don’t actually properly hear what he said. With light, deft fingers, you tear strips of his tattered shirt and use the cloth to wrap up a scrape on his arm and stem the flow of a very nasty-looking wound up along the broad plane of his torso. To your alarm, however, the man seems to slump, his head laying back as if he’s about to lose consciousness.
“No, no,” you cry in panic, shaking him without heed of his injuries. “Sir, you cannot sleep here, I am unable to carry you…you will die out here!”
He mumbles something inaudible, and you breathe a sigh of relief. He hasn’t passed out on you yet, but you have to act quickly to properly care for his wounds. You shift your body so you can maneuver his uninjured arm onto your shoulders. Luckily, he seems to comprehend what you’re trying to do, and manages to stumble to his feet while leaning his weight on you.
It’s an awkward, fumbling dance, considering your earlier assessment of his height was correct—he’s a huge man, and his torso alone nearly dwarfs your entire figure. But with a good measure of patience, you manage to get him moving towards your house. It’s high time you returned home, as well: your stomach roils as you remember what happens to corpses left outside for scavengers to find.
The two of you stumble through the doorway of your home, you murmuring soft affirmations and encouragement to the man. He makes no indication that he understands what you’re saying, but he’s nodding along, responding to your gentle tone. You guide him to lay on your bed, his body visibly relaxing as he sinks into the mattress.
You bustle around, lighting candles, stoking your fireplace, and rummaging around for medical supplies. You return to him with a basin of warm water, a cloth, and some bandages—before stopping dead in your tracks.
In the low lamplight out in the field, you hadn’t noticed the color of the man’s uniform, much too preoccupied with his signs of life. But now the truth is laid bare in front of you as you take in his attire, eyes traveling over his broad body—
You’ve just taken in an enemy soldier.
The man has seemingly fallen asleep, likely exhausted by the battle and the effort it took to get into your home. That does nothing to assuage your fear, though: what are you going to do if he passes away right in your bed? Even worse, what are you going to do if he wakes? Will he be hostile? Will he attempt to take you as a hostage to secure safe passage out of his enemy’s territory?
It's clear to you, though, that if you don’t help this man, he will die. His wounds could easily turn septic, and then he’s a goner. You steel yourself and approach him, kneeling at his bedside.
You work slowly and carefully to reveal his injuries, wincing when they’re completely exposed. He’s no longer bleeding profusely, but he will absolutely need stitches. For now, you settle for cleaning them with a damp cloth, trying to keep infection at bay.
He must be well and truly knocked out, because he doesn’t even stir as you wrap his arm securely with clean bandages. You’re much more hesitant to deal with his chest wound: if he wakes and struggles, he could make it much worse. But his unconscious state affords you the best opportunity to stitch him up…
You furrow your brow and go to find a needle.
You’re awoken by a gentle touch on the shoulder.
You stir from your sleep, wondering what your mother could possibly want at such an early hour. At least she put the fire on—you can hear the crackling. But why is your bed so hard? Did you fall asleep on the floor? Actually, now that you think about it, you do recall dozing off on your sheepskin rug last night, because—
Your eyes shoot open to see a huge, hulking figure standing over you.
The soldier startles when you scream, scrambling to move away from him. He cuts an intimidating figure in the early morning light: he towers over you in a state of undress, the bandages you put on him last night splotched with rusty dried blood. But you calm down as you realize he means you no harm, his hands outstretched in front of him as a show of peace: no weapons.
“Wo bin ich?” he asks. You squint at him. That sounds like German, but you can’t speak a word of it.
“I don’t speak German,” you try. He tilts his head, looking as puzzled as you feel right now.
“Never mind all of that,” you say, shaking your head and pushing yourself to your feet. “You shouldn’t be out of bed!” The soldier watches with amusement as you press your hands against him, careful to avoid touching his chest where you know his wound lies, in an attempt to get him back into bed. He allows you to do so, lying back down like an obedient dog.
“Muste pissen,” he murmurs as you fuss over him. You shoot him another confused look as you check the stitches you put in his chest wound. All seems well, you note with relief.
“What?”
He huffs a sigh. He gestures towards the door, and then then to his…oh.
“I see,” you say, cheeks feeling hot. You can’t bear to look at his face, but when you do, you find he’s watching you with amusement.
You tap his chest with a finger, then mime a sewing motion. “Don’t get up on your own from now on, you could tear your stitches,” you tell him, pointing to the door and then to patting your own chest. “I’ll help you.”
He snorts, but nods. You start to unfurl the bandages on his arm, heart twinging with sympathy as he grits his teeth in pain. You bite your lip in chagrin as the wound is revealed. It was much less severe than the one on his chest, but it’s doing much worse: pus and fluids are leaking everywhere, and to your horror, you think some parts of the torn flesh might actually be turning green.
“Es sieht schlecht aus?” he asks, concerned. You put on a smile you hope is comforting and rise from his bedside to go downstairs and rummage through your cupboards.
You return to him holding a bottle of liquor, the strongest you could find. He seems to realize what you intend to do, and shifts slightly to allow you better access to his arm.
“I’m sorry,” you whisper to him. “This is going to hurt.” Without further warning, you dump a good amount of alcohol on his wound.
“SCHEIẞE!” The bellow of pain that rips out of his throat seems to shake the very foundations of your home. You wince as he hollers and lays back heavy against your poor little bed, forehead covered in a sheen of sweat. That can’t have been pleasant…
“Das tat schlimmer weh, als die verdammte Wunde überhaupt zu bekommen,” he grits. You give him a sympathetic little pat before withdrawing to get the bandages.
He’s calmed down by the time you return to him. He watches you curiously as you wrap him up nice and snug, then turn your attentions to his chest wound. The stitches are still in place—it seems he was careful when he relieved himself—but you still need to clean and dress the wound. He lets out a sigh of relief when you opt for a clean cloth to dab away the dried blood instead of the liquor bottle.
You work quickly and efficiently, worried about him catching a cold with his chest out like this. You also can’t deny that the whole situation is starting to make you a bit shy—a foreign man, and an attractive one at that, is in your bed, shirtless, and you’re all but sprawled out on top of him to get up close to his injury. By the time you’re done, you’re fully blushing at the closeness of the contact between the two of you.
“You should be alright, it’s a good sign that you lasted through the night and haven’t developed a fever yet,” you tell him as you gather up the soiled bandages to be washed. “You’ll need to stay in bed so I can keep an eye on you—”
You’re drawn up short when you look up to see his face. Far from the angry scowl he wore when you disinfected his wound, his expression now is almost…admiring? You shift slightly, caught off guard by the adoration in this stranger’s stare, and your arm brushes against something solid and warm.
You stand up as if burned, turning to see what you just touched. To your chagrin, you find that the soldier is…well, he’s hard.
You whirl around to fix him with an outraged look, but he only laughs at you with obvious delight. What a pervert! You’re so flustered you don’t know what to do or where to look, but you’re stopped by the sensation of him reaching up and pressing a hand to your face.
You stare at him, wide-eyed, as he strokes your cheek with a sort of reverence that stops you in your tracks. “Mein Retter…” he murmurs. “Entschuldigung. Ich konnte nicht anders.”
You huff, recognizing that he’s trying to apologize. “You don’t act like an injured man at all,” you complain. A spark of mirth comes into his eye at your pouting tone as he just chuckles at you. You turn to walk away, yelping when you feel his hand brush against your bottom. You shoot him with a deadly look as he laughs again.
You scurry away, feeling awkward and hot all over. You had been so concerned last night about whether you should stay in the same house as the potentially dangerous soldier, pacing the floor and biting your nails as you pondered whether you should give him up to the local authorities. In hindsight, you’re glad you didn’t—they would surely have locked him in a cold cell with nobody to look after that festering gash on his shoulder, to say nothing of his chest wound. It was worth it to risk waking up to a man angry and spitting hatred at you, if you could save his life.
But now you’re realizing that you hadn’t considered the opposite possibility: that the soldier might like you a little too much.
ein Engel = an angel
Wo bin ich? = Where am I?
Muste pissen = had to piss
Es sieht schlecht aus? = Is it bad?
Scheiße = shit
Das tat schlimmer weh, als die verdammte Wunde überhaupt zu bekommen = That hurt worse than getting the damn wound in the first place
Mein Retter = my savior
Entschuldigung. Ich konnte nicht anders = I'm sorry. I couldn't help it
Once more, I wrote this in a frenzy akin to being possessed, so it's a little short. But there will definitely be more! Thank you for reading <3
i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.
the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.
🕸️·˚ ༘ warnings. top male reader. bottom simon. high typa shit. flashbacks. smoking. mentioned drinking. public sex. cockwarming. breathplay.
ִ ࣪𖤐 ࣪ by the end of it all, the smoke you exhale transforms into a kiss. ◞
the exact date when it began is something you’re unsure of.
he, lieutenant simon riley, simply walked into your room without a knock. no words were exchanged, not that they were really needed. your mouth opened, agape. a “what?” is what you want to utter, but his lips catches your own.
simon riley groans when he feels you return the kiss. the faint taste of malt liquor on your tongue has him pushing you back, onto your bed, as he straddles your lap. you remember that he asks,
“do you want this?”
his voice was breathless. heavy pants meeting your neck.
and you do. you agree, the next moments a blur. he lowers himself on your cock when he’s ready. he already was before he barged in.
strangely, something blooms. a progression you won’t know where it’ll lead. nothing worrying, nothing out-of-place. at least on the outside, it won’t attract that much attention. yours was focused on the feeling of simon’s hole stretching to accommodate to your size. it was stupid.
no, really. it was late at night, but that didn’t mean no one would wander around these hours. you were in the hallway, supposedly on the way to your room when simon couldn’t take the wait anymore. there’s not much plot to this story. fuck then leave. that was it. you hated that, and you were projecting your one-sided feelings onto his prostate.
“ah, ah, ah. fu—fuuck. shit- ggah! mhng... wait—”
your hand clasped his neck and he gasps. alarms blared in your head, you shouldn’t do this. this was territory you haven’t spoken or even thought of.
guilty, you wanted to whisper an apology. thrusts shifting into slow grinds, handing him a way out. but he only leaned into your palm, the coldness, near emptiness, emanating from your glove contrasting to the warmth of his shrouded flesh. “don’t... don’t stop.” he breathes, like there’s no more oxygen in his lungs.
exhale.
that’s what you did.
you puff out the smoke you inhaled from the cigarette that was in between your index and middle fingers. the dirty air landed on his half-masked face. his cheek went to rest on your shoulder, hips lazily lifting themselves up and back down. you lead the cigar to his mouth. sharing something like this, in this situation, with this person, was beyond unbelievable.
fuck, what even happened?
the events that were replaying in your head moments ago were quickly fading. you’re too tired. too unfocused. you hear him call your name. then another time. then another. he gently pats your face. “look at me,” your eyes dart downwards to him. “what’s going on in that head of yours?” he says as he brings himself back down on your cock.
“nothin’... s’ just—” he clenches around you when he feels the tip of your dick graze his sweet spot.
simon hums like he’s done an achievement. maybe he did, earning a whine from you. in some way, the weight of both of your chests were lighter. passing on the cigarette to one another, it was a repeating process. taking turns and the pace he set doesn’t change.
you think you’re losing the logical part of your brain. your thoughts are jumbled and gibberish. the temporary pleasure couldn’t outweigh the actual one you were experiencing now. your fingers find themselves attached to his neck, flexing as they try not to tighten their hold too much.
the last puff was yours. without thinking, you press the butt of the cigarette on his thigh to put it out.
he hisses, but the dizziness in you can’t find the moment to care. matter of fact, he enjoys it.
you don’t miss the way his thighs trembled, not missing the way he rocked against you hard. his cock throbbed and you show mercy. your free hand finds his length, causing him to see stars. he curses, lowly. “oh, shit, ‘m c-close.”
the lieutenant finds himself stuttering, losing his voice. how couldn’t he? you were hitting all of the right spots inside of him. both of your hands were on him, one working him up further to his release while the other bruised his neck. it was like you were claiming him but no one would know. they can’t find out unless you tell them or they’d catch a glimpse of his skin.
the combination of pain and pleasure was too good. his head was clouded, and so was yours. maybe he was at peace for once, all warm and tight around you. maybe, by the end of it all, the smoke you exhale transforms into a kiss from him.
and maybe, just maybe, you’re right.
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Sometimes I wonder if they'll ever see their scarf the same way again. I got caught thinking about how they might see the similarity in chapter 2 of @naffeclipse 's Apex Polarity fic, especially in that moment when they see that seal with a rather different red adornment around it's neck. ;v; Our poor photographer needs a break from their spiralling thoughts and (not unreasonable) paranoia about possibly being Eclipse's next meal.
Speaking of the fish, he must've been pretty worried to see his photographer drop like that without a word.
Part of the Sphinx AU, her design is a lil loose, i cant settle
Eyes on the top of her head are the killin sight ones, they are usually closed, very sensitive to light. The killer eyes pop into her head kinda like frog eyes do. Her main eyes don't have very good eyesight.
Very venomous, from her spit, through her blood, to the actual venom in her fangs. Deadly lady
She's incapable of flight, uses her wings to aid her walking, also able to balance herself on them to grab/touch with her feet. Has suprisingly nimble feet.
Those little "spikes" along her wings are actually deformed flight feathers that were unable to leave the hard casing and harden into points they were itchy at the beginning, not anymore
GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.
GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.
GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.
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