The Vampire Sage

fae/faer/faers/they • 26 • autistic • little weirdo obsessed w/ fictional vampires

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just watched the sam reid men’s health video and im dizzy

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reading all of tvc so i can get my phd in lestatology

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peter getting in touch with stephen strange to figure out dimensional communication to contact peter #2 about his new arachnid hormonal issues

peter #1: Peter man this, ah this crazy thing is happening to me I’m having that thing organic webs it’s freaking me out!

peter #2: Oh man, wow, that is something. How have you been dealing with everything about the whole-

peter #1: Yeah, yeah not great. But anyway, my eyes go black and I’m super strong! But then I almost killed a cop, so it just I’m feeling like everything is getting-

peter #2: Well you know every time I have a crucial moment, that’s when my powers or something goes haywire. I still can’t believe this magic stuff is real peter#1, but I’m glad you contacted me I’d be happy to give you some pointers

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i am doing the lord’s work by recommending iwtv/tvl to any soul that walks

but how can someone watch the pilot episode full of beautiful quotes and gorgeous storytelling and not be drawn in. Like you simply cannot tell me you are not compelled to click next episode!

“be all the beautiful things you are and be them without apology”

“i laid down with the devil and he has his roots in me”

the implications of the last sunset louis ever saw being with paul, the monologue from JA, the budding romance of loustat ahh

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the way the smile doesn’t even reach his eyes as he says “the love of my life” as the memory of sobbing over the corpse of his dead husband assaults him moments ago put ME in my coffin oh saint louis

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My First fan art of my favorite gremlin after intense conversations of 3x04