Keni
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JBB: An Artblog!
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Kaledo Art
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
shark vs the universe
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@sinivalkoista
Uther: Your manservant has been caught using magic. Execute him.
Arthur: How terrible.
Arthur: It would be even worse if Merlin RAN FOR HIS LIFE by STEALING A HORSE FROM THE STABLES before I could ORDER HIS ARREST, wouldn't it?
Arthur: Do you want my opinion on your opinion?
Merlin: Go ahead
Arthur: It's worthless
Merlin: That's okay. You can tell me anyway
There is to be a pie judging and eating contest in Camelot.
Naturally, Arthur assumes that he will will have the honor of presiding over the former event. Someone, however, (a castle servant, perhaps) suggests that there should be a vote. Although Arthur balks at the idea, he eventually caves to avoid looking like a tyrant.
He still assumes he will win, though.
Until Gwaine throws his hat into the ring.
Then, it becomes a competition between the two of them to see whom Camelot likes better, and they keep pulling increasingly ridiculous stunts to garner the public's favor.
And then Merlin gets voted in as judge because everybody thinks he's too thin.
Arthur: So what powers do you actually have, Merlin?
Merlin: The sky changes color with my mood
Arthur: But it's always blue
Merlin: Exactly
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?
Arthur: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solution here?
Merlin: How about the whole problem?
if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
UNTIL you are the bearer of bad news and get beheaded
Gaius: I've written you a prescription
Arthur: This is just a piece of paper with "Merlin" written on it
Arthur: Merlin does my bidding
Merlin: Tell me again why you want this ridiculous chalice off Ebay when you already have twenty
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30946364/chapters/158030218
A massive raging headache permeated its way through Merlin’s skull, Merlin’s neck, and Merlin’s chest before he even realized that he could open his eyes to see what was causing the pain.
Bad choice.
It felt like he’d been clubbed with a…a club. A thick, heavy club.
A hand gripped his face, nails digging into his cheek and pulling him up until he was looking into the face of a woman, proud, dangerous and frightening as if Merlin wasn’t used to people giving him that sort of look.
He sighed.
In disgust, the woman dropped him and stood out of Merlin’s range of vision. That didn’t matter because he could still hear her.
“I should have known you weren’t Arthur when I hauled your sorry behind on board,” she seethed. “I should have known Arthur wouldn’t be that skinny.”
“Uh…thanks?”
To the person/channel who deleted its upload of the Three Suns' Christmas Specials album in the middle of December, how does it feel to ruin Christmas for everyone?
Arthur: I tell Merlin he's stupid
Arthur: It's to motivate him
At work, I keep writing the word "depratment" in reports instead of "department."
Does this mean I have read too much Merlin fanfiction
Arthur: Gwaine, I think you have a problem with alcohol
Gwaine: No, I like it
Morgana: You tried to kill me and left me to die.
Merlin: I wouldn't have done it if I knew you were going to hassle me about it.
Dead Man Drowning
Fill for @merlinmicrofic, no pairings, general, prompt: underwater
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Arthur: My life has been going pretty smoothly lately.
Arthur: Too smoothly.
Arthur: ...
Arthur: Where's Merlin
