you find nothing of use

ray, he/him, elder scrolls sideblog. Bethesda's parent company, Microsoft, is a BDS priority target and piracy is cool and sexy and fun.

[medievaljournalist]

some elf bullshit happened

[wispstalk]

Number one is Urag gro-Shub.

Number 2 is actually a tie between Borgakh the Steel Heart and Borkul the Beast, leaning toward Borgakh because she scolds me a lot more and suggests I shiv someone less (she expects me to have a real weapon and isn't suggesting) but I can't hold that against Borkul, he's in jail these are not normal circumstances for him and therefor can't be wholly representative of his personality. Orcs were never meant for cages. I mean, neither was anyone else, but Orcs have gone out of their way to make sure we all knew they've got no interest in prison as a concept.

Third is Durak as stated.

Fourth is Ghorbash the Ironhand, he is the Orc you take home to your mama.

:)

Skyrim's hottest orcs RANKED. I wish there was a gavel emoji wtf

[skyrimtournaments]

Best Dawnguard NPC Tournament: Third Place

Florentius Baenius vs Durak

Florentius Baenius

Durak

Remaining time: 1 hour 36 minutes

These two both fell just short of the top two, but one will still make it to third place. Which will it be?

[emustockings]

Skyrim with @merchantarthurn has inspired me to create.

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[densewood273]

[wispstalk]

My favorite chicken. Her name is Nugget and she's a loser

[wispstalk]

morrowind/cyrodiil culture shock

[wispstalk]

Chapter 6 of Ten Days' Walk is up!

[vigilskept]

the microsoft/xbox boycott is working btw. under global pressure they have already cut off azure from unit 8200 and sacked the head of their israel office. they’re hoping these moves will quiet things down and get people to look the other way, but their collaboration goes MUCH deeper than just unit 8200. keep going. no games for genocide.

[vigilskept]

source on unit 8200 being cut off from azure (because tumblr refuses to embed the link): https://bdsmovement.net/news/microsoft-blocks-israel’s-use-its-technology-mass-surveillance-palestinians

[wispstalk]

Chapter 6 of Ten Days' Walk is up!

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Saviors Hide Armor Sketches

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Ray Lederer

[humanfleshwreath]

what is the elder scrolls

[humanfleshwreath]

it sounds stupid

[murmurillo]

had a random thought that karliah deserved more EYE GLOW

I love those purple eyes they are everything

[wispstalk]

I go to the oubliette with rocks in hand and pelt the bethesda writers whom I have imprisoned within it; I say, quote back to me martin septim's lines during the "blood of the daedra" quest, and they say please, let us out, we have families, this is inhumane. I say wehhh wE hAvE fAmILiEs. martin septim dialogue let's go. i can't remember exactly what he says and i need it for a thing i'm doing.

[wispstalk]

one of them, it might be todd howard, says: how are you still so hung up on this guy. and I say: I know right, I just can't purge oblivion from my system. I think I need to be leeched. todd howard says he totally feels that. He says I should let him out, hes got contact info for a leech guy, but he needs to charge his phone to get it and there's no outlets down down in the oubliette. I say: bullshit. you're trying to do a stockholm syndrome thing and that concept has been discredited. You're just trying to get out so you can make another game.

[wispstalk]

I miss these days. Now I just have to keep half a dozen uesp tabs open like the rest of you plebs

[wispstalk]

I haven't posted about the oubliette in a while. I don't live on that property or talk to my ex anymore but idk I'm sure someone's still lowering down kitchen scraps in a bucket for them. To do otherwise would be needlessly cruel