I say I say, get ya AUs here!

Current hyperfixation: Lucifer Morningstar

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A HH Lucifer-centric AU 1/22

PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22

STORY 2, STORY 3

AO3 VER.

Some RadioApple undertones perhaps.

Another idea popped up but I still can't write fully alksjdakljl

I swear this has more plot to it. It will involve the Sins, Luci's siblings, and overlords.

Big idea. Little vocab.

Will link a part 2 when I post it!

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The Hazbin Hotel residents stare in fear as the young Morningstar is having an ugly, one-sided, verbal match with her father.

It has been a stressful day and Charlie was on a short fuse. Vaggie tried to coax her girlfriend to relax but it didn't work. The other residents, minus Alastor, were too afraid to try because if Vaggie couldn't, how could they.

Lucifer was up on his tower when he was called downstairs to get his daughter to calm down but it just made him the primary target for her frustrations.

Charlie: Dad! Stop! I don't need this. I. Am. Fine.

Lucifer: Sweetie, you clearly aren't. Why don't you take a nap? I know that always helped you to calm down.

Charlie: Know?! Tell me, Dad. What exactly do you know about me after not being present in my life for decades??

Lucifer, stunned: Char-char-

Charlie: Don't call me that!

Vaggie: Charlie, I think-

Charlie: I wish it was you who had just got up and disappeared instead of Mom. At least she would've been there for me from the start!

There was a small gasp from Angel but no one dared to make a sound. What can they even say to that? All that can be heard is Charlie's labored breathing.

Lucifer's eyes narrow and his heart breaks a little (liar, the whole just shattered) but he doesn’t say anything. His shoulders slump, eyes void as his gaze never leaves his daughter.

Charlie seems to realize what she had just said and opens her mouth to say something but nothing comes out.

Lucifer: Of course

The King of Hell says it slowly, almost like he's drunk. (But he can't get drunk. Believe him, he tried. He tried multiple times to drink himself to-

Lucifer: But you're exhausted and I'm sure Alastor can pick up where you left off. Go sleep.

The King gives a strained smile to the group then promptly goes back upstairs.

Once he's gone. Charlie moves to follow but is stopped by Alastor blocking her way.

Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear. I suggest you listen to your father and rest. Separately.

Charlie: But-

Angel: Not a good time, toots. You fucked up.

And she did.

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I love Charlie okay!!! I just like to think that the most cheerful ones always have the sharpest tongues when frustrated.

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Need a heated rivalry x Lucifer TV show au where Shane is like a demon or a fellow fallen angel and Lucifer goes to one of his matches to warn him about an incoming threat but then the media blows it all up when they photograph shane going in this older man's fancy ass sports car after a game

they create theories that this man is shane's sugar daddy cos even with so much digging, they can't find a single link between them

Ilya is there, stressed out of his mind. cos wdym his not-boyfriend was seen having dinner at a high end restaurant with a rich looking older man?

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can anyone rec me hollanov fics where shane like passes out or faints i need the angst and ilya panicking is my guilty pleasure

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i need a Hollanov fanfic where their friends do the trend of giving the grooms sexy ass polaroids of each other

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The ideal dynamic I have between these two

[angy-brows]

“Duck Call”

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I did this all in one night and then woke up with a headache. It will happen again.

[phoenixfatality]

the Knives Out filmmaking is fucking genius because it doesn't hide ANY of the murder mystery details that get revealed later on. The blood stain is ALWAYS on Marta's shoes. You can see Miles hand Duke his glass, take his gun and hide it. You see Blanc hand Helen the Klear. You hear the 'clangy clunk' of Jud hiding the flask in the first scene of Wicks's murder. You notice it all after it's revealed. It's not added in in the reveal scene. All of the clues are always there, you just DON'T SEE THEM. It just makes it feel so much more real.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/74797871?view_full_work=true

Wowowowowow mother i made it

Thank you all for reading and enjoying this prompt turned full on fic. I don't think I've ever written a 10k word fic in the span of 2 weeks.

After LUX DEI, I'm thinking of what to write next cos I've been into other stuff lately but REALLY wanna do radioapple again

[oboy049]

When Bruce took Damian in, as usual the reporters wanted the tea about it. It’s the he first time Bruce takes in a kid that is biologically his

Who and Where is the mom? What happened? Why just now Damian appears in his door? The questions were unstoppable

And ofc Bruce can’t just say the truth

So he just say whatever, if it’s scandalous enough, people’s attention will stray

So next time he entered to a gala and was surround by paparazzi asking the same annoying questions he just replied with

“I wish it was Superman’s” and walk away without minding the confusion and chaos he left behind

But it just backfires now people will ask about if he has a crush on Superman and keep insisting about the story

So he doubled down on making up shit

Reporter: Bruce can you tell us about Damian’s mom

Bruce: I am the mom

Reporter: … what do you mean by that?

Bruce: I birth him ofc, I did with all my children, I don’t get the scandal with this one, at this point you should be use to it

Reporter: … are you kidding?

Bruce: do I look like I’m kidding?

Reporter: which one was Superman’s?

Bruce: my eldest ofc, he got his smile

-🦝👑

[gayofthefae]

I just wanna say also that, especially as an atheist, I love that Wake Up Dead Man was not Christian versus atheist. It was weaponizer of power Christian versus faith and kindness Christian.

Not to get on my soap box but I have a lot more in common with a Christian of my own values than a fellow atheist without. And a good-faith Christian has a lot more in common with a good-faith person of any other religion or lack-there-of than they ever could a manipulative, power-hungry, fear-mongering Christian.

I think the story often told doesn't draw those lines where they should be drawn, and it was something lovely to see. That Jud is in the same category as "proud heretic" Benoit. Wicks the same as Miles Bron.

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Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕

[notherpuppet]

surprise surprise

[roseofithaca]

Charlie: Dad! Alastor! Can you come downstairs? I need both of you to help me!

Lucifer: Ugh, I'm too tired for hotel chores.

Alastor: Same goes for me.

Lucifer: You know what we have to do, right?

Alastor: Of course. You first.

Lucifer: *clears throat*

Lucifer: YOU STUPID DEER! YOU'RE A PATHETIC WANNA BE EDGELORD!

Alastor: AND YOU'RE A USELESS DUCK LOVING EXCUSE FOR A MONARCH!

Charlie: Hey! Hey! Both of you, go to your rooms and don't come out till you can be civil!

Both: *turn and leave*

Lucifer: Every time.

Alastor: Works like a charm.

[bdjapan]

[A Story About Deer Alastor & Human Lucifer]

This is totally just my imagination, so heads up if that’s not your thing!

I wanted to see all the shippings—Deer Alastor × Lucifer, Demon Alastor × Human Lucifer, and Human Alastor × Human Lucifer—so I made a story that combines them all. Yeah… I’m a little greedy like that. 😅

While thinking this up, Alastor looked so happy that I had a lot of fun drawing it too.

Next, I feel like human-disguised Alastor and the Morningstar parent–child “pseudo-family” could bring even more chaotic fun.

If it’s okay, I’d love to keep using this setting to draw more illustrations from time to time! 💫

[bdjapan]

A serious short story about Lucifer’s ring.

* This is an illustration based on my AU setting, so please be mindful when viewing.

Everything here is just my own imagination.

Right after they had just started reconnecting, the first thing Alastor can’t stand is Lucifer’s ring. But he comes to realize that, more than he imagined, it has become an important part of Lucifer.

At this point, he understands there are still boundaries he can’t cross. He could try to take it by force, but he doesn’t.

When I drew this, I really thought a lot about both of their psychology—it was tough…

But from here on, their distance should slowly start to close, so I’ll continue drawing their story little by little.

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[angy-brows]

Good morning (again)

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Any Gramander Fic Recs?

Relapsed into Fantastic Beasts and I need your fave gramander or fics with brotherly theseus like I need water in a desert