Painfully nerdy

I write so I hope you like to read

[oboy049]

Hi im Oboy!🦇

He/him

-🦝👑

I post mostly prompts, headcanons, thoughts and in general silly things about DC mainly batfamily, booster gold and Superman (with occasional spiderpool)

Sometimes even drawings and ramblings

Master list of some of my series/posts with same theme (like superbat among others)

My commissions are close

If you find any grammar error, no you didn’t

Languages: i post mainly in English pero tmb hablo español et j'apprends le français

(*´∀｀*)

Come on don’t be shy, leave a comment, interact with my post or even send me an ask I don’t mind

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[m1ontee]

[oboy049]

Mental illness is such a weird concept, it makes you do the most irrational and weird stuff and when people ask you why are you doing this irrational and maybe even dangerous stuff, you look into their eyes and say Idk

No matter how smart the person is, their body just do stuff

[oboy049]

Spidey and Deadpool talk “alone” so they both reach different conclusions

Spidey: wow Deadpool has two IAs on his suit how cool is that! I wonder if they are as advance as Karen or Jarvis

Deadpool: wow I never met another hero with voices on their head, he is just like me, we will def get along

-🦝👑

[adanmeiconfessionblog]

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“It would be really funny if the svsss cultivation world was not as experienced with sex pollen plants as they are implied to be in fanfictions.

Like, mu qingfang wondering why and how shen qingqiu and binghe keep essentially discovering/stumbling across so many uncurable and unrecorded papapa plants. Would make more sense textually too. Half the Cultivators I read about seem like prudes, I can’t imagine too many delving into this sort of research.”

[lovesick-joey]

it's okay! you're okay!

[oboy049]

¡4000 publicaciones!

Who would have thought in 7 months you can make 4K posts about superheroes

[oboy049]

I slept on my car and let me tell you people in the parking lot are so rude

I was feeling the music from another car, someone hit my door with hers and woke me up

The worst one was someone honking his claxon

At least is more comfortable than where I use to sleep

Im so tired im starting to write things about me in this account, it shouldn’t be like that this isn’t a safe space, bunch of people can see it, most choose to ignore it tbf in this account if it’s not Batman it flops even more if I use “Oboy049 post” #

[ask-poolverine]

Wade: It probably isn’t good for that old shriveled heart of his

[frownyalfred]

“Gothamites don’t care about Superman—” Gothamites still care about Superman! They just show it differently. Metropolites will see Superman get thrown through a bodega and immediately go check on him. Gothamites will do the same (with a little more hesitation), but while they’re yanking him out from whatever crater he caused, they’ll add in a “Hey remember when you were fighting that alien last Tuesday? You really fucked up the traffic on the I-95 back to Gotham” and Clark just nods, all dazed, and says “Sorry, sir, it won’t happen again” and the Gothamite is like “No really, I was on the bridge for like six hours, I had to piss in a sprite bottle” and poor Clark is internally like what do you want me to say here??

[mama-imscared]

“We Still Care :)”

It’s true, Supes. It’s just that…ya do cause a lot of minor inconveniences.

[oboy049]

Randomly stumbling into those accounts who reads Batman tumblr accounts and going

Oh that’s my mutual!

Another mutual!

Funny I follow that account

Oh that’s my mutual!

I see this profile a lot I should search them

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Like I don’t even interact with the content, I don’t like or share so it’s weird or keeps appearing on my Fym lol

[subjectverb]

Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

[supushan]

happy pride from the JLI 🌈

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

Redraw of an R. Crumb panel because it exuded Guy energy and I had to do something about it. No you cant make me do backgrounds i simply LOATHE them

OG + Closeups below👇

im sorry i didnt draw the background. do you still like me

what is your problem

what isn't your problem

[oboy049]

I love how does the guy from the reference do looks like booster gold while undercover

[starpeace]

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

[starpeace]

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

[oboy049]

Literally all my account is base on this

[oboy049]

WIP ask Game

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs.

People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

thanks for the tag ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ @pufferfishzero

Selective mutism dick and Superbat

Deadpool hides with holograms yet spider always finds him

Spiderpool body swap au

Brucie Wayne scolding local vigilantes?!

Clark finding out at his old age if 40 he just stop being a teen in kryptonian standars

Mama Bruce forgot to tell the JL about robin and they found out with rumors (tbh I forgot what I was trying to write with that one)

Batarrow, Batman and GA competing but Bruce and Ollie having a good old and dumb friendship

Anyone who wants to play can do it, I ran out of writer mutuales that I wouldn’t feel too bad of tagging

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

[mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[sourcarmellia]

People kill a man for doing the right thing. Brought back to solver and murder. Kid has way to many uncles

@funkopop547 @bylerbean @yoursleepdemon @eviltwink-official @cryptidstatusbreached @pewe7777 @byebyebea @starkspredecessor @sootstar22 @someonehereforpeaceofmind @ilovebylerandstonathan @jazzering @kghnarchive @mj-rulesdaw0rld @rubyrider6000 @rayrayhaywire @zombiegrains @

[rayrayhaywire]

Furry Jesus takes four kids on a quest against a witch

@stuckydrewx @alcedovoir @red-plutoo @yexbarnes @lavender-luminarie @seizeyoursalad

[red-plutoo]

Human glowstick joins world weirdest/coolest gang

@withering-whisps @lost-my-gender-in-the-war @h34dinthecl0uds @bigsigma88 @bamboosocks99 @blue-neptunee

[lost-my-gender-in-the-war]

Pieces of Felt Do Crimes: The Musical

(doing something non-DC for this because why not)

anyway, @lydiathesloth24 @notquitehuman51623 and @oboy049 plus anyone who wants to for fun

[oboy049]

Gay in denial seduces his way out of a human stick punishment

@pufferfishzero @nikiexe0