I post mostly prompts, headcanons, thoughts and in general silly things about DC mainly batfamily, booster gold and Superman (with occasional spiderpool)
Sometimes even drawings and ramblings
Master list of some of my series/posts with same theme (like superbat among others)
My commissions are close
If you find any grammar error, no you didn’t
Languages: i post mainly in English pero tmb hablo español et j'apprends le français
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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs.
People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!
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Selective mutism dick and Superbat
Deadpool hides with holograms yet spider always finds him
Spiderpool body swap au
Brucie Wayne scolding local vigilantes?!
Clark finding out at his old age if 40 he just stop being a teen in kryptonian standars
Mama Bruce forgot to tell the JL about robin and they found out with rumors (tbh I forgot what I was trying to write with that one)
Batarrow, Batman and GA competing but Bruce and Ollie having a good old and dumb friendship
Anyone who wants to play can do it, I ran out of writer mutuales that I wouldn’t feel too bad of tagging
With how often battles ripped clothes I wouldn’t be surprised if Spider-Man just go out with only a mask but civilian clothes
Like fixing suits takes time, even weeks, and I doubt Peter can stay still for that long till it gets fixed, specially in emergencies, Peter isn’t Batman to have multiple back up suits or the time to just finish in a few days
But ofc he wouldn’t grab his best clothes or else they will be destroyed in battle too so he takes the oldest, wrinkled thing he has
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Peter panting in a hurry entering through the window of the stark tower, the avengers called him from an emergency meeting and he came quickly
Spidey: sorry for keep you waiting, what are the details?
Stark: why are you wearing pants?
Spidey: well no one told me it was business casual, why do you care?
Stark: did you just woke up?
Spidey: are we going to critique my clothes choices or save the world? We are in a hurry
Stark giving him some dollars: if you need money that much just ask
Peter glaring but still keeping the money bc he’s not going to say no to free money
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Goblin: Someone bring Spider-Man!
Spidey lands behind him: did you called?
Goblin turning around: finally my plan- who are you?
Spidey: what do you mean who I am? The mask didn’t gives you a clue?
Goblin: no, you are just a random with a mask, where’s the suit?
Spidey: you destroyed it last time, you’ll be surprised how long it takes me to fix it, be a little bit considered next time you try to kill me, can you?
Goblin: do you dress like that on daily basis? Wow it’s so bad, did you just woke up?
Me: eh im not that proud of this post but i cant be proud of everything i make and thats ok, ill just add the less tags possible and dont reblog it in any community
/person reblog your post in a community
/random people start to like it even tho it was post ages ago
It's well-established in Gotham that Batman cannot die and stay dead. Gotham itself will wrench him back to the land of the living if one of his kids doesn't get there first. So Batman dies, and everyone is mostly just annoyed...
Dick: "You think I'm gonna be Batman again? Absolutely not. Get back here."
Jason: "Yeah, no, this is copyright infringement. Get back here this instant, old man."
Tim: "I dragged you back once; I will do it again. Get back here right now."
Cass: stares at the grave until he spontaneously resurrects, apologizing, like "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry."
(This is not because Cass is unable to speak, but because she's Batman's daughter and they can communicate silently with better clarity than with words, obviously)
Stephanie: "We are way too understaffed for this. How dare you leave."
Damien: "I will fight whatever entity is in charge of death if you do not return this instant."
Duke: "I'm honestly impressed you managed to die at all, but break's over, time to get back to work."
I am so fucking sick of DC fanon making women exclusively mature and Wise and So Much Smarter Than The Dumb Boys god fucking FORBID a woman show a sliver of personality that isn't being Better than the Men. God forbid Diana fucks up and isn't the Wise Woman of the JL or Jessica is irrational or Stephanie is immature or Carol is mean or Selina is impulsive or Cassie childish or Artemis is rude you people beg for more stories about women but clutch your pearls when it's not about them being Girlbosses and God Look at How Dumb The Boys Are Aren’t Women So Much Better For Not Doing That.
I love the idea of Wonder Woman adopting random people as her siblings, and Hippolyta needing to deal with it. Like, she basically did it with Donna (in some backstories, she’s had a lot of variations) and Cassie
(note that this is more fanon than canon, I definitely need to read more Wonder Woman comics)
Diana, holding Dickbin like he’s Simba: Mother, I found a child.
Dick: Hi Mrs. Wonder Woman’s mom!
Hippolyta: Honey… you know you have to talk to me before bringing any men or boys here
Diana: But he has the title of “The Boy Wonder,” like how I have the title of Wonder Woman, so he should be granted permission to come here.
Hippolyta: …that’s not how that works and you know it…
Diana, holding Captain Marvel, also like Simba (in Captain Marvel form because funny): Mother, look-
Hippolyta: Is something wrong? Why have you brought the Champion of Magic? Do we need to prepare?
Diana: No, everything is fine.
Hippolyta: Then why is he here?
Diana: He has the Power of Zeus™, so he’s like my brother.
Since your last post about captain marvel I can’t help but think how WW and CM aren’t more close?
Like they both do the whole Greek mythology thingy
Idk much about neither of them besides the basic info
But since Billy is American but now his whole life revolves around the power of Zeus and gaining all the knowledge and stuff from other gods, it wouldn’t be weird he gets more interested in mythology
And whose better teacher than Diana? Not only she knows a lot about history but also about her roots
If WW doesn’t know Billy is a kid then they could be normal friends and receive ocasional lessons
But if she does knows about it, she wouldn’t be normal about the chance to be the teacher of a baby! She can infodump and guide Billy and maybe even give him tips of how to deal with certain gods or other wizards
Maybe Bruce influenced her in the way of wanting to adopt an orphan that reminds her of her past
