I post mostly prompts, headcanons, thoughts and in general silly things about DC mainly batfamily, booster gold and Superman (with occasional spiderpool)
Sometimes even drawings and ramblings
Master list of some of my series/posts with same theme (like superbat among others)
My commissions are close
If you find any grammar error, no you didnât
Languages: i post mainly in English pero tmb hablo espaùol et j'apprends le français
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Come on donât be shy, leave a comment, interact with my post or even send me an ask I donât mind
I slept on my car and let me tell you people in the parking lot are so rude
I was feeling the music from another car, someone hit my door with hers and woke me up
The worst one was someone honking his claxon
At least is more comfortable than where I use to sleep
Im so tired im starting to write things about me in this account, it shouldnât be like that this isnât a safe space, bunch of people can see it, most choose to ignore it tbf in this account if itâs not Batman it flops even more if I use âOboy049 postâ #
âGothamites donât care about Supermanââ Gothamites still care about Superman! They just show it differently. Metropolites will see Superman get thrown through a bodega and immediately go check on him. Gothamites will do the same (with a little more hesitation), but while theyâre yanking him out from whatever crater he caused, theyâll add in a âHey remember when you were fighting that alien last Tuesday? You really fucked up the traffic on the I-95 back to Gothamâ and Clark just nods, all dazed, and says âSorry, sir, it wonât happen againâ and the Gothamite is like âNo really, I was on the bridge for like six hours, I had to piss in a sprite bottleâ and poor Clark is internally like what do you want me to say here??
i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase âi have an au whereââ and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs.
People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!
thanks for the tag ŮŠ(ŕšâá´âŕš)Űś @pufferfishzero
Selective mutism dick and Superbat
Deadpool hides with holograms yet spider always finds him
Spiderpool body swap au
Brucie Wayne scolding local vigilantes?!
Clark finding out at his old age if 40 he just stop being a teen in kryptonian standars
Mama Bruce forgot to tell the JL about robin and they found out with rumors (tbh I forgot what I was trying to write with that one)
Batarrow, Batman and GA competing but Bruce and Ollie having a good old and dumb friendship
Anyone who wants to play can do it, I ran out of writer mutuales that I wouldnât feel too bad of tagging
With how often battles ripped clothes I wouldnât be surprised if Spider-Man just go out with only a mask but civilian clothes
Like fixing suits takes time, even weeks, and I doubt Peter can stay still for that long till it gets fixed, specially in emergencies, Peter isnât Batman to have multiple back up suits or the time to just finish in a few days
But ofc he wouldnât grab his best clothes or else they will be destroyed in battle too so he takes the oldest, wrinkled thing he has
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Peter panting in a hurry entering through the window of the stark tower, the avengers called him from an emergency meeting and he came quickly
Spidey: sorry for keep you waiting, what are the details?
Stark: why are you wearing pants?
Spidey: well no one told me it was business casual, why do you care?
Stark: did you just woke up?
Spidey: are we going to critique my clothes choices or save the world? We are in a hurry
Stark giving him some dollars: if you need money that much just ask
Peter glaring but still keeping the money bc heâs not going to say no to free money
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Goblin: Someone bring Spider-Man!
Spidey lands behind him: did you called?
Goblin turning around: finally my plan- who are you?
Spidey: what do you mean who I am? The mask didnât gives you a clue?
Goblin: no, you are just a random with a mask, whereâs the suit?
Spidey: you destroyed it last time, youâll be surprised how long it takes me to fix it, be a little bit considered next time you try to kill me, can you?
Goblin: do you dress like that on daily basis? Wow itâs so bad, did you just woke up?