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I love the idea of Wonder Woman adopting random people as her siblings, and Hippolyta needing to deal with it. Like, she basically did it with Donna (in some backstories, she’s had a lot of variations) and Cassie
(note that this is more fanon than canon, I definitely need to read more Wonder Woman comics)
Diana, holding Dickbin like he’s Simba: Mother, I found a child.
Dick: Hi Mrs. Wonder Woman’s mom!
Hippolyta: Honey… you know you have to talk to me before bringing any men or boys here
Diana: But he has the title of “The Boy Wonder,” like how I have the title of Wonder Woman, so he should be granted permission to come here.
Hippolyta: …that’s not how that works and you know it…
Diana, holding Captain Marvel, also like Simba (in Captain Marvel form because funny): Mother, look-
Hippolyta: Is something wrong? Why have you brought the Champion of Magic? Do we need to prepare?
Diana: No, everything is fine.
Hippolyta: Then why is he here?
Diana: He has the Power of Zeus™, so he’s like my brother.
Since your last post about captain marvel I can’t help but think how WW and CM aren’t more close?
Like they both do the whole Greek mythology thingy
Idk much about neither of them besides the basic info
But since Billy is American but now his whole life revolves around the power of Zeus and gaining all the knowledge and stuff from other gods, it wouldn’t be weird he gets more interested in mythology
And whose better teacher than Diana? Not only she knows a lot about history but also about her roots
If WW doesn’t know Billy is a kid then they could be normal friends and receive ocasional lessons
But if she does knows about it, she wouldn’t be normal about the chance to be the teacher of a baby! She can infodump and guide Billy and maybe even give him tips of how to deal with certain gods or other wizards
Maybe Bruce influenced her in the way of wanting to adopt an orphan that reminds her of her past
Yk in those Oc/Yn neglected X batfam where the fam are vigilantes but Yn no so they are basically left out of everything and no one cares about them and Bruce is awful?
That guys are living my dream
Fym I can be unsupervised with all the money of the world? They whine a lot about loneliness but who cares just make friends outside of the family, you have the world of possibilities as long as you don’t give a fuck
Bruce out of all people will be relieved to finally have a child whose main hobby is being a nerd and not going out to punch people, maybe out of security YN will learn basic moves but it’s Gotham so priv YN will need them sooner than later
Bruce would adore that Yn is the only one who isn’t a vigilante like maybe he neglected them bc he is busy af and shit keeps happening in both personas lives but he gen wouldn’t care if YN decided to be a hikikomori/nini
YN has the potential to be the weirdest little fella alive and people normally won’t fight them bc they are Bruce Wayne child, why would you pick on someone powerful?
Like I know other batkids did receive bullying, like dick and Damian were in constant fights at school, so if YN is weird then most likely will be bullied too
But I have faith this weird lil fella will find a friend group with a bunch of other nerds and they will be the coolest out of them bc they want something they can just buy it, I doubt Bruce will say no, maybe he feels a bit guilty he can’t bond a lot with YN so he just gives them money
Fym YN can just neglect their studies bc Bruce is rich and can have a future anyway? Bruce wouldn’t be so happy with his child failing the classes but there’s more ways in life than just grades, he has a bunch of prodigies YN doesn’t need to be another one, maybe they will feel bad everyone is so cool and smart and YN no but that’s skill issue, you just need to say “fuck it we ball” and get over the inferiority complex
Even if YN ends up being the boring, normal and most average person in exist, they still could have a good life, they don’t need to stand out among the crowd to get an opportunity in life, they can just exist
The unnoticed part is the best bc it won’t be a “they don’t feed me and my place is a mess” neglection, YN needs will be filled and if they ask Bruce for anything most likely he will accept
But I meant it more in the, YN can just sleep and wake up at whatever hour when there’s no classes, can just go to whatever they want, I think the rules would be not be “a bad person” and if you are doing something questionable just make sure they don’t find out
Ofc Batman will care if YN is hurting people or is putting their life in danger or in general doing something stupid like partying till late night, at the end of the day Bruce cares a lot and YN still their child
But if YN manage to do normal stuff like they don’t need permission to just go out with their friends or if they do end up doing something stupid it will need be in a place Oracle can’t access bc Barbie will def tell Bruce
And on top of that YN have the coolest siblings omg, if YN needs something they will def help and get more contacts for everything, even if YN isn’t that close to them bc “neglected” they are still family
So unless they make some weird shit with Bruce and put them in a more violent or cold nature
YN has all the money of the world, all the time, all the liberty to do stuff, in a comfy house with food, able to have a guaranteed future, with tons of contacts and status, and on top of that knowing superheroes
And you want me to feel all and “woo woo Bruce doesn’t care about me” ?!?! Like feeling lonely is very optional gurl, there’s tons of people in the world
I’ve seen the Captain Marvel concept of the divine twitch chat and I’m just thinking about the chaos of having both Zeus and Solomon there
Billy, on a league mission: Okay, we need to get past those guards. No lightning or killing, this is a stealth mission
Zeus: In my experience, you have two options other than smiting them. Number one is delegation.
Mercury: Not doing that again. Argeïphontēs is a cool title, whatever I’d get called for killing random mortal guards wouldn’t be. And you’re not Jupiter right now so you’re not my boss.
Zeus: Fine. Option two, seduce them
Billy: nOPE NOT DOING THAT, Solomon, what about you? What’s your godly wisdom?
Solomon: Yeah no I agree with Zeus on this one, since there aren’t any babies to cut in half
Thinking about how fuck up some gods get they probably don’t see the issue with Billy being ten
The king Acriso threw Danae pregnant with Prometeo to the sea to prevent a prophesy to comes up, similarly Hefesto was so ugly they also threw him from the Olimpo, Zeus father ate babies, Zeus had turn into animals to seduce people 😭
So i assume they will keep saying the most horrifying plans to tell a kid to do
But i assume Billy is the only one who can heard them at the time so while they are planning randomly Billy starts muttering and making the most horrified expressions ever seen
X: captain Marvel, are you ok?
CM: I don’t want to eat a baby
X: what?
Cm: what?
Wait what if they confused this with schizophrenia since the voices usually also tell the person some horrible things so they try to make an intervention for Billy can get help and medicine to control the episodes
X: we had brought you here because we are worried about the… voices you tend to hear
CM: no yeah they are awful, Ms WW will get me
WW: can you elaborate on why I would get you?
CM: no offense but your dad is so weird
WW: oh it was that… friends I’m afraid it was a false alarm
I’ve seen the Captain Marvel concept of the divine twitch chat and I’m just thinking about the chaos of having both Zeus and Solomon there
Billy, on a league mission: Okay, we need to get past those guards. No lightning or killing, this is a stealth mission
Zeus: In my experience, you have two options other than smiting them. Number one is delegation.
Mercury: Not doing that again. Argeïphontēs is a cool title, whatever I’d get called for killing random mortal guards wouldn’t be. And you’re not Jupiter right now so you’re not my boss.
Zeus: Fine. Option two, seduce them
Billy: nOPE NOT DOING THAT, Solomon, what about you? What’s your godly wisdom?
Solomon: Yeah no I agree with Zeus on this one, since there aren’t any babies to cut in half
Hermes: Obviously we should lull them to sleep and decapitate our foes
Billy: No—
Achilles: I vote tying their bodies to your car and dragging them through the streets, or your plane if preferable
Billy: NO—
Atlas: I can shake the planet a little bit to help, might cause an earth quake
Billy: NO! Does anyone have any decent ideas?!
Heracles: Let’s cause a distraction to get them away from the door and while they're gone, we make it look like someone got in, then when they open the door to check we bash their skulls together and knock ‘em out!
Billy: Heracles plan, I like his plan
“I wish there were more fics where Shen yuan and shen jiu are the same person. Ignoring the censorship-inspired new extras, it’s strongly suggested by the text, and it would be so much more interesting “
The novel use binghe about how our surroundings growing up shape us, how our everyday decisions changed the future despite Shen Yuan thinking all the way through he couldn’t change a thing, the system’s punishments did traumatize him into thinking he will be a human stick no matter what and at the hands of the person he loves more no less
And even tho Bing-ge and Bing-Mei had different ideals and all, they still have things in common, since they are the same person
Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu grew up in totally different surroundings, SY had a comfy live being pampered and with money, that’s why he had difficulty with airplane trading his good literature into sell out trash, bc in his mind it’s not worthy, that’s how privileged he is
SJ grew up in hell and it got worse, he never got peace
For SY the four arts were his hobby and for SJ it was survival
Fundamentally they are so different but they do share things in common like being sarcastic, kinda violent when mad or even get very pitty, they will throw themselves into action to save someone not minding not getting the recognition, will fight for injustices, sharp tongues, they read a lot and are nerds. Some of this things doesn’t seem like SJ but they are! He was the one who sacrifices so Qi-Ge didn’t end up sold, he tried to save Qingge, he did worked as a peak lord despite his sharp personality and gossips
So if the story is talking about the difference of how you’ll turn into depending on the situation you were growing up, yet some things of your core remains the same
And considering how traumatic and hard SJ past was with constant pressure, misunderstandings that lead him to feel he will never be safe, he didn’t even slept!
Wouldn’t be so interesting if SJ and SY are indeed the same soul with different outcomes?
Bc Binghe, despite his new shizun was nicer, he still confront lots of hardships and felt betrayed and had an bad childhood, that’s why Bing-ge and Bing-Mei still share some personality traits
But SJ and SY past were utterly different yet they do share things in common
And considering the system intended to put SY souls somewhere else, isn’t it weird it fail and chops SQQ body? Maybe since it was the same person the body attracted the soul and it became compatible
superbat where they hate each other's civilian identities bc once they were kidnapped together and they had to come up with plans to escape that would look like an accident and not reveal their identities but they would keep trying to enact plans at the same time and unwittingly ruin the other's plan. By attempt #6 Bruce is about to murder this dumb hick of a reporter who's too clumsy for his own good and Clark is trying to calm himself down by reminding himself that Bruce is just a civilian and he's not doing it on purpose and it's not his fault he's quite possibly the most idiotic, infuriating man alive.
Now every time they happen to see each other they're super passive aggressively polite to each but they can't let the other know they're being passive aggressive bc there's no outward reason for them to hate each other. It leads to situations like this:
Bruce, extremely fake smile on: Mr Kent, good to see you again. When the daily planet said they were sending someone over I thought it would be someone else. Isn’t our, uh, shared past a conflict of interest or something?
Clark, also extremely fake smile on: Wow, Mr. Wayne, I wouldn't expect you to take an interest in the ethics of a situation. Actually, I did bring up this point to my boss and he said that our shared trauma meant we "had a bond" which might allow me to get better answers.
Bruce, grinding his teeth: Well. That is certainly an interesting thought. I’ve been kidnapped so many times though, it barely registers. I’m sure I’ll do nothing but waste your time and give you unusable quotes.
Bruce: *proceeds to do nothing but waste time and give unusable quotes*
Clark: *uses all the restraint in his body not to snap his pen in half as he writes down absolute garbage*
(superman and batman are besties btw, they get along just fine)
Two panel redraws in a row? Yes.... they are oh so fun </3 and I havent redrawn a Maguire panel in a minute anyway! I think this is from I cant believe its not JL / Formerly known as JL...
OG + Closeups below 👇
Pssh... i dont even like them that much....eye twitch
Thinking about the poem El despertar- Alejandra Pizarnik
It’s so true
One of the more personal poems for me
I’ll try to translate it just bc I can, but señor idk if use it as sir or lord or god. It can be her talking to her therapist but since the poem seems to plea to an entity for mercy, I had done poems like this before and it feels more like a pray to be saved but knowing only someone beyond us can do it, so I’ll use god
God
The cage turned into a bird and flew away
And my heart is crazy
Because it howls at the death
And smiles behind the wind to my delirium
What will I do with the fear
What will I do with the fear
The light doesn’t dance anymore on my smile
Nor the seasons burn pigeons on my ideas
My hands got naked
And they had gone where the death
Teach how to live to the dead
God
The air punish my being
Behind the air there’s monsters
The drinks from my blood
It’s the disaster
It’s the hour of the emptiness no so empty
It’s the instant to put lock to the lips
Hear the convicted to scream
Contemplating each one of my names
Hanging in the nothingness
God
Im 20 years old
my eyes are also 20 years old yet they don’t say a thing!
God
I’ve accomplished my life in an instant
The last innocence blew
Now is never or ever
Or simply was
How I just don’t kill myself in front of a mirror and disappear to reappear in the sea where a big ship will wait for me with the lights on?
How come I don’t rip my veins and make with them a ladder to scape to the other side of the night?
Sometimes I forget than in USA you can’t legally drink till 21
Which is weird bc I had been drunk a few times and I haven’t reached that age yet, tbh I don’t drink it was a few specific times.
I don’t doubt people under 21 sneak some alcohol for a party but the drinking culture here is so different from USA
Like the movie supercool is one of their main plots of wanting alcohol for a party but they are minors and it became a mess. In here ofc some places will check your ID and will care about it, but in small towns isn’t weird that parents send their child to buy cigarettes so the guy will sell it to the kids or simply don’t care
in fanfics where Bruce Wayne is the youngest of JL but they know they put him like “yeah im 19 and can’t even drink yet i had already been Batman for a few years” and everyone is so “omg babyyy”
It’s funny in the way of them assuming he is older bc of Dick and stuff like everyone already in their 30s and Batman being 25 and dick being around 14 do people ofc will assume Bruce is so much older to be in charge of a 14 year old
And in the reveal they will unconsciously baby him and Bruce will get so annoyed which tbh fair but since it’s Bruce going through it I love it but irl it would be so weird to seeing it
and also in spider-man when he is 18-20 as the typical nerd two goody two shoes, ofc he will feel he is too young to drink and will deny it, his powers will prevent it to get too drunk tho but it’s more a moral and law thing. I feel it really would have to set like a good mood for him to bend and decide to drink. As spider-man he can’t stain his reputation so it will need to be private, Peter will maybe if it’s with friends in someone’s house, but his friends are as good boys as him so they won’t drink too
One episode I think about is Bojack horseman when he was trying to think about when was the first time he drank and with each flashback he kept being younger and younger, I feel here it’s so common that expirience, I had live it, I’m not an alcoholic and I don’t like to drink but if I try to think when was the first time I drank tequila or wine it will go all the way back
Im not saying underage drinking is good, it’s just more normalized here, so when people make it more of a big deal it do feels weird bc here doesn’t feel as big of a deal
An average teen experience is almost hell. It can be from big social problems like how the other month some narcs burned trucks and cars and made a curfew if you get out you get shoot, or general poverty and a close minded mentality. Or more personal like addictions, bullying, teen pregnancy, violence, etc. So casual underage drinking it doesn’t feel like a big deal comparing to the big stuff happening on daily basis
Like alcohol is still considered a drug by definition, it shouldn’t be near kids since their body normally can’t take it and it does fuck people’s lives
But then you go back to your alcoholic family and how even tho you were a teen an uncle or your father tried to bond with you and their only way with to do it was giving you a beer
Or that party where everyone were so drunk but you got your first kiss
It’s not personal examples but yk is just so integrated in our society and way of bonding
I despise when people drink at kids parties, yet is so commun the trope of quinceañeras turning into masive pedas (parties with alcohol)
I hate when eating with people they always ask for a beer or wine, omg can’t you go through one single meal without drinking? Maybe they don’t get drunk but still is so disgusting
Like yeah I hate drunkards and drinking culture but at the same time is so fascinating how fascinating how in USA media they do go “wow you are too young for that”
Has there been a JL post/story about the JL finding out that Batman is the youngest on the team??
Obviously, this connects to the Young Bruce Wayne trope, but has there been one where the JL just doesn't know Bruce's age or assumes he's older because Dick is like 25?
Like Let’s say the Batfam ages are:
Alfred - 60, Bruce - 36, Barbara - 27, Dick - 25, Cass - 23, Jason - 22, Steph - 22, Tim - 18, Duke - 17 (about to turn 18), Damian - 11
This means Bruce adopted Dick at 19/20 (whether Dick was 8 or 9), and became Batman at like 17. (He first met Superman at 18)
So when Dick joined the YJ team at 13, Bruce was only 25/26 while the rest of the members of the JL were 30-36, with Barry (who everyone thinks is the youngest) being 30. A 5-year age gap between the two.
Now we have the JL assuming Batman is older while Batman is assuming the JL is younger.
I bet the whole thing would come to light with the BatKids giving Bruce a "Happy 40th Birthday" surprise (a joke to call him old).
By then, the JL is 45-51. Their souls are crushed (especially Barry's) to find out that Batman is 5-10 years YOUNGER than them.
At the same time, Batman is absolutely astonished to find out the JL is not as young as he is and that he just became the "Baby of the Team".
