I post mostly prompts, headcanons, thoughts and in general silly things about DC mainly batfamily, booster gold and Superman (with occasional spiderpool)
Sometimes even drawings and ramblings
Master list of some of my series/posts with same theme (like superbat among others)
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RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs.
People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!
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Selective mutism dick and Superbat
Deadpool hides with holograms yet spider always finds him
Spiderpool body swap au
Brucie Wayne scolding local vigilantes?!
Clark finding out at his old age if 40 he just stop being a teen in kryptonian standars
Mama Bruce forgot to tell the JL about robin and they found out with rumors (tbh I forgot what I was trying to write with that one)
Batarrow, Batman and GA competing but Bruce and Ollie having a good old and dumb friendship
Anyone who wants to play can do it, I ran out of writer mutuales that I wouldnât feel too bad of tagging
With how often battles ripped clothes I wouldnât be surprised if Spider-Man just go out with only a mask but civilian clothes
Like fixing suits takes time, even weeks, and I doubt Peter can stay still for that long till it gets fixed, specially in emergencies, Peter isnât Batman to have multiple back up suits or the time to just finish in a few days
But ofc he wouldnât grab his best clothes or else they will be destroyed in battle too so he takes the oldest, wrinkled thing he has
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Peter panting in a hurry entering through the window of the stark tower, the avengers called him from an emergency meeting and he came quickly
Spidey: sorry for keep you waiting, what are the details?
Stark: why are you wearing pants?
Spidey: well no one told me it was business casual, why do you care?
Stark: did you just woke up?
Spidey: are we going to critique my clothes choices or save the world? We are in a hurry
Stark giving him some dollars: if you need money that much just ask
Peter glaring but still keeping the money bc heâs not going to say no to free money
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Goblin: Someone bring Spider-Man!
Spidey lands behind him: did you called?
Goblin turning around: finally my plan- who are you?
Spidey: what do you mean who I am? The mask didnât gives you a clue?
Goblin: no, you are just a random with a mask, whereâs the suit?
Spidey: you destroyed it last time, youâll be surprised how long it takes me to fix it, be a little bit considered next time you try to kill me, can you?
Goblin: do you dress like that on daily basis? Wow itâs so bad, did you just woke up?
Me: eh im not that proud of this post but i cant be proud of everything i make and thats ok, ill just add the less tags possible and dont reblog it in any community
/person reblog your post in a community
/random people start to like it even tho it was post ages ago
It's well-established in Gotham that Batman cannot die and stay dead. Gotham itself will wrench him back to the land of the living if one of his kids doesn't get there first. So Batman dies, and everyone is mostly just annoyed...
Dick: "You think I'm gonna be Batman again? Absolutely not. Get back here."
Jason: "Yeah, no, this is copyright infringement. Get back here this instant, old man."
Tim: "I dragged you back once; I will do it again. Get back here right now."
Cass: stares at the grave until he spontaneously resurrects, apologizing, like "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry."
(This is not because Cass is unable to speak, but because she's Batman's daughter and they can communicate silently with better clarity than with words, obviously)
Stephanie: "We are way too understaffed for this. How dare you leave."
Damien: "I will fight whatever entity is in charge of death if you do not return this instant."
Duke: "I'm honestly impressed you managed to die at all, but break's over, time to get back to work."
I am so fucking sick of DC fanon making women exclusively mature and Wise and So Much Smarter Than The Dumb Boys god fucking FORBID a woman show a sliver of personality that isn't being Better than the Men. God forbid Diana fucks up and isn't the Wise Woman of the JL or Jessica is irrational or Stephanie is immature or Carol is mean or Selina is impulsive or Cassie childish or Artemis is rude you people beg for more stories about women but clutch your pearls when it's not about them being Girlbosses and God Look at How Dumb The Boys Are Arenât Women So Much Better For Not Doing That.
I love the idea of Wonder Woman adopting random people as her siblings, and Hippolyta needing to deal with it. Like, she basically did it with Donna (in some backstories, sheâs had a lot of variations) and Cassie
(note that this is more fanon than canon, I definitely need to read more Wonder Woman comics)
Diana, holding Dickbin like heâs Simba: Mother, I found a child.
Dick: Hi Mrs. Wonder Womanâs mom!
Hippolyta: Honey⌠you know you have to talk to me before bringing any men or boys here
Diana: But he has the title of âThe Boy Wonder,â like how I have the title of Wonder Woman, so he should be granted permission to come here.
Hippolyta: âŚthatâs not how that works and you know itâŚ
Diana, holding Captain Marvel, also like Simba (in Captain Marvel form because funny): Mother, look-
Hippolyta: Is something wrong? Why have you brought the Champion of Magic? Do we need to prepare?
Diana: No, everything is fine.
Hippolyta: Then why is he here?
Diana: He has the Power of Zeusâ˘, so heâs like my brother.
Since your last post about captain marvel I canât help but think how WW and CM arenât more close?
Like they both do the whole Greek mythology thingy
Idk much about neither of them besides the basic info
But since Billy is American but now his whole life revolves around the power of Zeus and gaining all the knowledge and stuff from other gods, it wouldnât be weird he gets more interested in mythology
And whose better teacher than Diana? Not only she knows a lot about history but also about her roots
If WW doesnât know Billy is a kid then they could be normal friends and receive ocasional lessons
But if she does knows about it, she wouldnât be normal about the chance to be the teacher of a baby! She can infodump and guide Billy and maybe even give him tips of how to deal with certain gods or other wizards
Maybe Bruce influenced her in the way of wanting to adopt an orphan that reminds her of her past
Yk in those Oc/Yn neglected X batfam where the fam are vigilantes but Yn no so they are basically left out of everything and no one cares about them and Bruce is awful?
That guys are living my dream
Fym I can be unsupervised with all the money of the world? They whine a lot about loneliness but who cares just make friends outside of the family, you have the world of possibilities as long as you donât give a fuck
Bruce out of all people will be relieved to finally have a child whose main hobby is being a nerd and not going out to punch people, maybe out of security YN will learn basic moves but itâs Gotham so priv YN will need them sooner than later
Bruce would adore that Yn is the only one who isnât a vigilante like maybe he neglected them bc he is busy af and shit keeps happening in both personas lives but he gen wouldnât care if YN decided to be a hikikomori/nini
YN has the potential to be the weirdest little fella alive and people normally wonât fight them bc they are Bruce Wayne child, why would you pick on someone powerful?
Like I know other batkids did receive bullying, like dick and Damian were in constant fights at school, so if YN is weird then most likely will be bullied too
But I have faith this weird lil fella will find a friend group with a bunch of other nerds and they will be the coolest out of them bc they want something they can just buy it, I doubt Bruce will say no, maybe he feels a bit guilty he canât bond a lot with YN so he just gives them money
Fym YN can just neglect their studies bc Bruce is rich and can have a future anyway? Bruce wouldnât be so happy with his child failing the classes but thereâs more ways in life than just grades, he has a bunch of prodigies YN doesnât need to be another one, maybe they will feel bad everyone is so cool and smart and YN no but thatâs skill issue, you just need to say âfuck it we ballâ and get over the inferiority complex
Even if YN ends up being the boring, normal and most average person in exist, they still could have a good life, they donât need to stand out among the crowd to get an opportunity in life, they can just exist
The unnoticed part is the best bc it wonât be a âthey donât feed me and my place is a messâ neglection, YN needs will be filled and if they ask Bruce for anything most likely he will accept
But I meant it more in the, YN can just sleep and wake up at whatever hour when thereâs no classes, can just go to whatever they want, I think the rules would be not be âa bad personâ and if you are doing something questionable just make sure they donât find out
Ofc Batman will care if YN is hurting people or is putting their life in danger or in general doing something stupid like partying till late night, at the end of the day Bruce cares a lot and YN still their child
But if YN manage to do normal stuff like they donât need permission to just go out with their friends or if they do end up doing something stupid it will need be in a place Oracle canât access bc Barbie will def tell Bruce
And on top of that YN have the coolest siblings omg, if YN needs something they will def help and get more contacts for everything, even if YN isnât that close to them bc âneglectedâ they are still family
So unless they make some weird shit with Bruce and put them in a more violent or cold nature
YN has all the money of the world, all the time, all the liberty to do stuff, in a comfy house with food, able to have a guaranteed future, with tons of contacts and status, and on top of that knowing superheroes
And you want me to feel all and âwoo woo Bruce doesnât care about meâ ?!?! Like feeling lonely is very optional gurl, thereâs tons of people in the world
Iâve seen the Captain Marvel concept of the divine twitch chat and Iâm just thinking about the chaos of having both Zeus and Solomon there
Billy, on a league mission: Okay, we need to get past those guards. No lightning or killing, this is a stealth mission
Zeus: In my experience, you have two options other than smiting them. Number one is delegation.
Mercury: Not doing that again. ArgeĂŻphontÄs is a cool title, whatever Iâd get called for killing random mortal guards wouldnât be. And youâre not Jupiter right now so youâre not my boss.
Zeus: Fine. Option two, seduce them
Billy: nOPE NOT DOING THAT, Solomon, what about you? Whatâs your godly wisdom?
Solomon: Yeah no I agree with Zeus on this one, since there arenât any babies to cut in half
Thinking about how fuck up some gods get they probably donât see the issue with Billy being ten
The king Acriso threw Danae pregnant with Prometeo to the sea to prevent a prophesy to comes up, similarly Hefesto was so ugly they also threw him from the Olimpo, Zeus father ate babies, Zeus had turn into animals to seduce people đ
So i assume they will keep saying the most horrifying plans to tell a kid to do
But i assume Billy is the only one who can heard them at the time so while they are planning randomly Billy starts muttering and making the most horrified expressions ever seen
X: captain Marvel, are you ok?
CM: I donât want to eat a baby
X: what?
Cm: what?
Wait what if they confused this with schizophrenia since the voices usually also tell the person some horrible things so they try to make an intervention for Billy can get help and medicine to control the episodes
X: we had brought you here because we are worried about the⌠voices you tend to hear
CM: no yeah they are awful, Ms WW will get me
WW: can you elaborate on why I would get you?
CM: no offense but your dad is so weird
WW: oh it was that⌠friends Iâm afraid it was a false alarm
Iâve seen the Captain Marvel concept of the divine twitch chat and Iâm just thinking about the chaos of having both Zeus and Solomon there
Billy, on a league mission: Okay, we need to get past those guards. No lightning or killing, this is a stealth mission
Zeus: In my experience, you have two options other than smiting them. Number one is delegation.
Mercury: Not doing that again. ArgeĂŻphontÄs is a cool title, whatever Iâd get called for killing random mortal guards wouldnât be. And youâre not Jupiter right now so youâre not my boss.
Zeus: Fine. Option two, seduce them
Billy: nOPE NOT DOING THAT, Solomon, what about you? Whatâs your godly wisdom?
Solomon: Yeah no I agree with Zeus on this one, since there arenât any babies to cut in half
Hermes: Obviously we should lull them to sleep and decapitate our foes
Billy: Noâ
Achilles: I vote tying their bodies to your car and dragging them through the streets, or your plane if preferable
Billy: NOâ
Atlas: I can shake the planet a little bit to help, might cause an earth quake
Billy: NO! Does anyone have any decent ideas?!
Heracles: Letâs cause a distraction to get them away from the door and while they're gone, we make it look like someone got in, then when they open the door to check we bash their skulls together and knock âem out!
Billy: Heracles plan, I like his plan
âI wish there were more fics where Shen yuan and shen jiu are the same person. Ignoring the censorship-inspired new extras, itâs strongly suggested by the text, and it would be so much more interesting â
The novel use binghe about how our surroundings growing up shape us, how our everyday decisions changed the future despite Shen Yuan thinking all the way through he couldnât change a thing, the systemâs punishments did traumatize him into thinking he will be a human stick no matter what and at the hands of the person he loves more no less
And even tho Bing-ge and Bing-Mei had different ideals and all, they still have things in common, since they are the same person
Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu grew up in totally different surroundings, SY had a comfy live being pampered and with money, thatâs why he had difficulty with airplane trading his good literature into sell out trash, bc in his mind itâs not worthy, thatâs how privileged he is
SJ grew up in hell and it got worse, he never got peace
For SY the four arts were his hobby and for SJ it was survival
Fundamentally they are so different but they do share things in common like being sarcastic, kinda violent when mad or even get very pitty, they will throw themselves into action to save someone not minding not getting the recognition, will fight for injustices, sharp tongues, they read a lot and are nerds. Some of this things doesnât seem like SJ but they are! He was the one who sacrifices so Qi-Ge didnât end up sold, he tried to save Qingge, he did worked as a peak lord despite his sharp personality and gossips
So if the story is talking about the difference of how youâll turn into depending on the situation you were growing up, yet some things of your core remains the same
And considering how traumatic and hard SJ past was with constant pressure, misunderstandings that lead him to feel he will never be safe, he didnât even slept!
Wouldnât be so interesting if SJ and SY are indeed the same soul with different outcomes?
Bc Binghe, despite his new shizun was nicer, he still confront lots of hardships and felt betrayed and had an bad childhood, thatâs why Bing-ge and Bing-Mei still share some personality traits
But SJ and SY past were utterly different yet they do share things in common
And considering the system intended to put SY souls somewhere else, isnât it weird it fail and chops SQQ body? Maybe since it was the same person the body attracted the soul and it became compatible
