Hell’s Halfway House

Collection of sinners from the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss series. Mostly OC and AU characters.

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Sinners in Residence

An independent OC/Canon AU blog here to play around with the other residents of Hell!

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“MR. MORNINGSTAR SIR PLEASE STOP POKING HOLES IN THE MILK!” Dis just bought that carton today!

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“Cereal is not a stew!” Dis is trying her best to hide it, but she still sounds dismayed. “It’s a form of instant gruel served cold.”

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“It’s got chunks in it Dis!! It’s a stew! It has liquid and chunks!” He’s so sure about this .

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“Gruel can have chunks too! You can serve it with pieces of fruit in it!” She’s so desperate to win this she’s tired of sneaking blended avocado into his pudding snacks to get him some extra nutrients.

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“Cereal is not a stew!” Dis is trying her best to hide it, but she still sounds dismayed. “It’s a form of instant gruel served cold.”

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Someone at the hotel requested the Baja Blast pie and Dis has lost three days and 8 pies worth of ingredients trying to figure it out.

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Fliers go up around Pentagram City, taped to walls and bus stops and telephone poles as far as the eye can see.

Reevaluate, regulate, rebuild!

Public service announcement! The bullshit Monarchy of Hell haven’t updated safety regulations for industrial and commercial workplaces, public buildings, or single or multi family residences in most circles of Hell for more than the past 30 years. The code is wildly out of date and judging from what I’ve seen most of ya’lls shit ain’t been properly overhauled since at least 1972.

Regulations are written in blood. If that tiny ringmaster calling himself our ‘king’ actually gave a shit about his people he’d get his damn monkeys in order and run this circus right instead of letting his so-called subjects live and work in unsafe conditions. Tell him it’s time to actually govern for once, or else he can damn well get his ass off the throne!

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Wayne looks at the system of pipes, valves, and PVC tape resembling a Rube Goldberg machine that’s being used to run the buildings plumbing. “Ain’t no way this is up tuh code…”

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“Hm. Given how many people are testing as part chocolate I may need to stop buying it for the hotel... Clearly we have an overconsumption problem.”

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Dis pulls a fresh batch of carrot cupcakes out of the oven and leaves them on the counter to cool. Now to turn her back on them while she finishes preparing the cream cheese frosting, leaving them completely unguarded…

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Quick think of a lie think of a lie —

•I am … pregnant with … Eggs …•

That .. that was the best he got ?! Really?!

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“You could have just asked if you wanted a cupcake you know.” She is not impressed by his lies.

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Dis pulls a fresh batch of carrot cupcakes out of the oven and leaves them on the counter to cool. Now to turn her back on them while she finishes preparing the cream cheese frosting, leaving them completely unguarded…

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It’s his time to strike —- he’s on his way —— she’s finally looking away!!!

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“Okay, time to frost those cupca- hey, where’d they all go!?” She looks around only to spot Monty and an empty tray. “And why do you have a bunch of cupcake shaped lumps in your torso…?”

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Dis pulls a fresh batch of carrot cupcakes out of the oven and leaves them on the counter to cool. Now to turn her back on them while she finishes preparing the cream cheese frosting, leaving them completely unguarded…

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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baby need smoko

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BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

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New pin

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WHAT THE FUCK

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@hellcab I wasn’t expecting this but… SURPRISE DOUBLE BINGO FROM DIS!?

Summer also got a decent score but I should be very clear she’s only interested in being fuck buddies at most.

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Still can't believe we have a CANON ace character in one of the most popular shows currently out there whose identity is not only acknowledged but CELEBRATED. I love Alastor and I love this show so much

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Roth watched her move through the crowd, saunter through the night crowd. He knew well enough she was coming towards him. At the question, Roth raised his glass to peer at the drink. His eyes turned back to Summer; a grin grows on his lips.

“Absinthe. It’s called the green fairy.”

Dropping trivial, Roth’s eyes took in details. Just like every other dancer, she was gorgeous. She had everything he liked in a woman. Then again, he likes most women.

That alone could be read on his mind. Just the admiration of beauty laced with lust. Yet, there was something else there. Something hidden. Something sad.

For some reason, tonight he was thinking about someone he once knew. That alone, was dragging his soul to zero. He needed a distraction. Some escape from the past. Summer seemed to be the perfect getaway.

“Care to join? What’s your poison?”   

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Summer slid into the seat beside him, crossing one leg over the other in a way that made the slit on her barely there skirt pull away to expose her bare hip. Reaching over and taking the glass from him, she took a small sip and then slowly and purposefully licked her lips.

"Mm... tastes like licorice," She said, the corner of her lip quirking up as she slid him back his drink. She remembered something about it being called 'the green fairy' because people said they saw one when they drank too much of it, and wondered briefly if she could get herself a visit as well. Might be an interesting experiment for later.

Waiting as he looked her over, she let her eyes hood and her head tilt slowly to one side, still refusing to smile. Not every customer appreciated her cool, jaded demeanor, but some were fanatics for it, and the rest were usually willing to overlook it for her small, slim body and perky tits.

And paired with the fishnet bodysuit and slutty choker beneath tonight's powder blue bikini top and matching tie on skirt, her body was certainly doing it for this guy.

"Tequila silver, wedge of lime. But I'll take it however I can get it."

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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

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Since this is gaining traction again, here are the final ones. These had been on separate posts but I suppose they'll be more likely to be noticed here.

I doubt I'll post any more after this but I highly encourage others to go find more. YouTube has tons of old movie trailers and there is PLENTY of gold left to find.

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