:)

corey 25 he/him

[badassdemonsword]

[jetix]

2026-07-15

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[feelboss]

[guilhernunes]

Yay, the office wifi doesnt block the creepypasta website!

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[oaky-dokey]

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[adequately]

つぎはぎ恐竜

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[obsessedbyneon]

Design for a television studio, 1989.

Scan

[zegalba]

close-ups of butterfly and moth wing scales

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[nanaosdailylife]

Can anyone help this person?

[dogpuppy]

[never-obsolete]

Lenovo ThinkPad X60 Tablet (2006)

[thegroovyarchives]

Vegetables Illustration From Carnation's Family Favorites by Mary Blake, 1956.