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𝓬𝓪𝓽.
“ OR… you can come over right now and share this damn bubble bath ! AND we can go to the park tomorrow, hm ? but i will never take that back ‘cause i’m right and you’re wrong ! ”
‘alright, fine! but, i’m bringing food. it’s happening. i’m thinking take-out? or sushi? what’re you in the mood for? -- i’m never gonna accept it, so you might as well give up now!
HUGH: why would grey be better HUGH: also then i couldn’t like…… sneak away into the night as easy
𝓼𝓲𝓭: idk if you’re gonna go with all black 𝓼𝓲𝓭: you wont look like a shadow, you’ll look like a biker
𝓬𝓪𝓽.
“ stop it ! you’re makin’ me feel bad ! okay, okay —— my bathtub is big enough for two & i bet moose would love to see you ‘gain. not a hot date ?? you don’t see yourself very clearly. ”
‘ well, you should feel bad! i’m kidding, it’s ok if you want a night alone -- i guess. even if your bathtub is big enough for two. you could enjoy your bath while i babysit moose? OR, we could meet up tomorrow for a very hot park-date. as long as you take back me not being able to see myself clearly! you’re too good to me; that needs to stop A-S-A-P.
‘ 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼!
under the cut are my TOP wanted connections/plots at this point! you can check out others here too! for those of you who i’ve sadly not plotted with! if you’re interested, let me know!
maggie: fun fact i hate working out maggie: another fun fact im doing a shoot in the city maggie: wanna give me a lift?
𝓼𝓲𝓭: that doesn’t sound very fun anyway 𝓼𝓲𝓭: you should call an uber!! 𝓼𝓲𝓭: i’m too afraid to lmao
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CALVIN: today i’ve been asked three times to give my opinion on Yeezy’ last collection CALVIN: i feel like dying CALVIN: make it better plz
𝓼𝓲𝓭: i dunno, man 𝓼𝓲𝓭: i hope you walked away with your dignity
𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮.
❛ don’t get me wrong, i’m not regularly this petty about stuff like this — but for today it’s an exception. listen, so i’m not a god when it comes to parking cars, but this one’s a show stopper. no lie, this parking is looking so good i’d probably pass 3 driving tests alone just by this one parking job. whatever. so i’m doing perfectly and i’m about to pull in and this annoying lady pulls right in where i’m about to go. excuse me? the way she pulled in makes me wish her father pulled out. don’t try me again or i’ll key your car, maam.
‘ i think the only thing that could make this story even better, is if she was over 90 with cotton-candy blue hair or something. does that image make you feel any better?
𝓬𝓪𝓽.
“ oh, but sid, i wasn’t plannin’ on having a party tonight — i’ve got a hot date with a certain claw foot bathtub and i’ve been looking forward to it since last thursday ! i mean, we both know that we always end up gettin’ shitfaced and inviting half of the upper east side to my penthouse; that’s just not somethin’ i can pass up two hours in lavender scented bath salts for. rain check ? ”
‘ but c-aaa-t, that’s not my fault. we just like to party, right? and if it bothers you that much, i pinky promise it’ll be just us! we can even share the clawtub, if you want. i won’t be much of a hot date -- but, alright -- rain check. and you better deliver!