[kiss-my-asymptote]

some of y’all have never been proposed to by the man who ruined, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most beloved sister, and it really shows.

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[floralls]

Cottage garden by  Georgianna Lane

[ghostsandgoblins]

[chelledoggo]

[ps1]

[arodudejude]

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

The Muppets didn’t have to go so hard with Rainbow Connection. They didn’t need to write such a damn beautiful song for a frog to sing in a swamp but they did and it’s magnificent

[somecutething]

If seen this posts a few places, I thought it needed to be here too! Volume on!

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[ceedling]

[guy]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[honeychvrch]

twilight is… lord byron’s fault

[royalspalettes]

dbf0c7 - c1ead1 - a7e4da - 8ddee4

[milfsmackdown]

i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them

[pemberlaey]

sir that’s my emotional support unmarried gentleman with 10,000 a year

[pemberlaey]

sir that’s my emotional support unmarried gentleman with 10,000 a year