I'm cool I promise

he/him • general • proud brit • artistic soul • andré my bff :3

[sir-henry-clinton]

Red is the new blue! Abandon your foolish delusions, be loyal to your King once more!

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[sir-henry-clinton]

What's your body count?

…are you referring to how many people i’ve killed?

[sir-henry-clinton]

You're alive!

yes i am

[john-burgoyne]

Hello, Clinton. Welcome back

[sir-henry-clinton]

Hello *waves*

[sir-henry-clinton]

What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I had a dream once where i was riding a horse upside down on the underside of a cloud

[sir-henry-clinton]

You're alive!

yes i am

[sir-henry-clinton]

Have your girlfriend ever beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fricked her dad

…pardon?

[sir-henry-clinton]

Hello <3

Hi <3

[sir-henry-clinton]

Are you into men?

🤷‍♂️

[sir-henry-clinton]

BEN AND ANDRÉ GOT MARRIED

WHAT

[benjamin-tallmadge-official]

We did

[sir-henry-clinton]

You’re one lucky man. But if anything happens to Andre…

[sir-henry-clinton]

You’re handsome asf

Thank you?

[sir-henry-clinton]

BEN AND ANDRÉ GOT MARRIED

WHAT

[johnandreofficial]

...

Yes.

[sir-henry-clinton]

Congratulations!

[sir-henry-clinton]

What's your favourite colour

red 😌

[sir-henry-clinton]

BEN AND ANDRÉ GOT MARRIED

WHAT

[sir-henry-clinton]

Hello pretty boy~

Hello?

[sir-henry-clinton]

Mr. Clinton!!

-K. Tilghman

Hello Katie

[katiemorristheawesome]

Hello! I’ve missed ya! Where you been?!! *hugs him*

[sir-henry-clinton]

I went on a trip, but I caught the flu at the resort and had to stay for longer than I intended to, but I’m back now! *smiles*

[katiemorristheawesome]

Welcome back! *smiles* I got a new leg since you left!!! And a new pops!!!

[sir-henry-clinton]

A new leg?? What happened? Also, how did you get a new pops??

[katiemorristheawesome]

My leg got infected and I got it removed! And my old ones died!! So tench Tilghman took me in!

[sir-henry-clinton]

Oh my, that must have hurt terribl- wait your old ones what

[katiemorristheawesome]

One of them were really sick and really stubborn and didn’t want to take meds to help, my other dad committed suicide after the first one died!!

[sir-henry-clinton]

…

I’m so sorry…

[katiemorristheawesome]

I’m just happy I’m not back in the system again!!!

[sir-henry-clinton]

Well that’s good at least 

[sir-henry-clinton]

Mr. Clinton!!

-K. Tilghman

Hello Katie

[katiemorristheawesome]

Hello! I’ve missed ya! Where you been?!! *hugs him*

[sir-henry-clinton]

I went on a trip, but I caught the flu at the resort and had to stay for longer than I intended to, but I’m back now! *smiles*

[katiemorristheawesome]

Welcome back! *smiles* I got a new leg since you left!!! And a new pops!!!

[sir-henry-clinton]

A new leg?? What happened? Also, how did you get a new pops??

[katiemorristheawesome]

My leg got infected and I got it removed! And my old ones died!! So tench Tilghman took me in!

[sir-henry-clinton]

Oh my, that must have hurt terribl- wait your old ones what

[katiemorristheawesome]

One of them were really sick and really stubborn and didn’t want to take meds to help, my other dad committed suicide after the first one died!!

[sir-henry-clinton]

…

I’m so sorry…