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Contrary to popular belief, I am still here. I’ve just been a tad busier than usual. Spring festival planning and all

And a cake to my face courtesy of Sakuya and Flandre. Every year, heheh~

And don’t forget the cake from me lol

"Well I may not can cook shit but, at least I put my all into it!" Joe replied lightheartedly with a shrug, tossing his creation into the trash before grabbing his car keys. Obviously he was planning on going to a burger joint.

Yeah, sure. Lemme just put you on the list of people never allowed near the stove ever again...

Joe chuckles, accustomed to the terms of endearment, "There I think the air is much clearer now. Would you like some sauteed vegetables on the side with your beans and toast?"

Charcoal flavoured vegetables? No thanks, I’ll stick with the usual

"Oh, hello there mate! I'm just trying out Phil's coconut oil since it's supposed to be good for you. I didn't understand what it meant by having a low smoke point though." Joe replied calmly. He turned the burner off and opened the kitchen window, using his oven mitt to help wave the thick smoke out of the room.

-coughs, tries to waft the smoke from his face- You absolute dolt! -huffs- Jesus Christ...

"Ah, you're my best friend." Joe sang out loud, off key and completely unaware of anyone's presence in the kitchen. The singer has the room smoked up so bad that you can't even see your hand in front of your face.

-coughs, tries to wave the smoke from his face- What in the actual shit!?

lost-prince-of-corona

Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).

#[OOC: this goes for my other rp blogs as well. especially since one is an enby themself]

whitepeopletwitter

Probably Tenured

apostatefrog

Gather ‘round kids: I had a coworker mention to me this morning that it’s impossible to get grease stains out of fabric. As a former chemistry minor who worked two years under the table doing housekeeping and who generally tends to be a fucking disaster, I am here to tell everyone that it absolutely is not impossible, in case this is a widespread belief. Here are a few of my favorite cleaning stain removers that I always have at home.

Here are some options:

A Tide™ pen.

I’m a generic kinda lady. I hate promoting brands 99% of the time. BUT if you catch absolutely any kind of stain before it gets ground in, you can get most of it out with one of these babies. I’ve tested it on blood, chocolate, coffee, guacamole, pizza sauce, red wine on, on that one time i accidentally slopped some oil I was supposed to be using on antiques onto a fancy rug (also an antique but not the one I was gunning for). If you’re washing something delicate, pump it onto your finger a couple of times and gently rub it in. I’m not sure what they put in these things but I’m pretty sure it’s an arcane secret.

Dish soap

Granted, this is a little trickier for upholstery/carpet, but it can still be done using a rag, some water, and some patience. But for clothing, just pour some soap on the stain and rub it in under cold running water.

Absolutely any clear alcohol is your new best friend

You know the old “white wine to clean red” trick? Well, this is its updated sister I like to call “you, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dress”. It’s a nice party trick. Straight vodka works even better. For every day situations involving any kind of alcohol-related spills (including markers)–and especially work situations–rubbing alcohol is ideal. To quote another adage, this one from every chemistry teacher you will ever meet, “like dissolves like.”

Hydrogen Peroxide

It can get blood out of absolutely anything, including your mattress. It reacts with the iron in hemoglobin, which breaks down the molecule, causing it to lose its red color. So make sure you’re not using a cast iron skillet to wash your period underwear in.

Vinegar

This will dissolve lime buildup overnight. Fill a bag, tie it around your showerhead, and presto. You can also use it to scrub the area around your sink and to break up any buildup in pipes. (Limeaway™ is for rich people.)

Baking soda

This is great if you have a pet or child who peed on the carpet. Just cover the area, wait until it dries, and vacuum it up. The longer you leave it, the better it will do at removing the smell. It’s also good removing mild odors from a small space, like a fridge or a laundry hamper.

Charcoal

This is your heavy duty odor killer. A little goes a long way. In chemistry, activated charcoal is used as a purifier in reactions, and in medicine, it can be used to treat mild poisoning/overdoses. In your car that smells like someone died because you forgot you had potatoes in the trunk for six months? All you need are regular old charcoal briquettes. Stick a couple handfuls in a flat box and the smell will be gone overnight. Guaranteed. For larger areas, just use more charcoal.

captainlordauditor

Baking soda is also good for stuff stuck on pots pans and your stove top. Add a little bit of water and elbow grease and it’s like magic

@howtogrowthefuckup

madamehardy

Baby shampoo will get oil stains out of clothing even if it’s been washed and dried several times. Shampoo is formulated to remove oil from organic stuff.

inmysewingbox

Fabric cleaning tips. good to know for sewers.

naamahdarling

How about worn-in fast food grease? Does anyone have any tips for getting it out?

snugglebunchesofeyes

Soak in lemon juice and Dawn.

prokopetz

A thick paste of borax and water - about a 1:1 ratio - is great at loosening stains from light-coloured carpets, even if the stain has been allowed to set for several days first. I’ve found it to be especially effective against vomit stains, which is handy if you have pets who like to puke in out-of-the-way places that aren’t likely to be spotted right away.

(Some sources will say to use borax and vinegar instead of borax and water, but I haven’t found the vinegar to be necessary, and the acid can cause colour changes in some types of carpet; be sure to test first if you go that route.)

rpmemes-galore

The Muppet Christmas Carol {Sentence Starters}

“That was the speech?“

“Come on, I’ll catch you.“

“Why are you whispering?“

“It’s for dramatic emphasis.“

“Is it too early for breakfast?“

“You can fit through those bars?“

“God save my little, broken body!“

“Why do you doubt your senses?“

“Nah, it’s all right… This is culture!“

“Thank you for not shouting at me.”

“Why do you delight in torturing me?”

“It’s good to be doing anything again.“

“There’s distance in your eyes tonight.”

“Haunted? I’ve already had enough of that.“

“Tomorrow, you become a man of business!”

“I will bid you welcome, what is mine is yours.”

“I know what I must ask. I fear to, but I must…”

“Hey, I’m being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!“

“Um, are you sure it’s safe for us to be up here?”

“He ain’t hurt. Didn’t even lose his concentration.“

“And therefore, you can leave this house at once.“

“I wish you well, but I must leave you, now, alone.”

“Your future is a horror story written by your crime.”

“Can’t I meet them all at once and get it over with?“

“Mother always taught me: Never eat singing food.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever met anybody like you before.“

“After all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til Christmas.”

“What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?“

“If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.”

“There’s magic in the air this evening, magic in the air.”

“These events can be changed! A life can be made right.“

“Oh, this is too scary… I don’t think I wanna see any more!“

“We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt.”

“I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!“

“Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.”

“The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.”

“So, have your fun. When life is done, a nightmare waits for you.”

“There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.“

“Boy, that’s scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?“

“But, there’s nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.”

“That one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.”

quartersety-of-a-holsety

“The Steve that I knew, which was for more than 13 years, I think he’d enjoy it… I think if this was to happen [in] 1988, Steve [would] be like, “Yeah! Awesome!” If a 60 year-old Steve were around today, I don’t know if he’d care. I don’t know. It’s an impossible-to-answer question. I’m just speculating.”

— Joe Elliott, on what Steve Clark would think about Def Leppard’s Induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (x)

fallen-angelx86

Wait wha ..? Did I miss something?

sir-richard-savage

You didn’t hear? We’re finally in~!

Happy belated birthday Sav. I would have sent you an email but I still couldn't figure out how the computer that Johnny gave me worked. I think I accidentally hacked into the FBI and downloaded some sensitive information so I did what any other reasonable person would do and destroyed the computer, didn't need it anyway. Anyhow my daughter Calico just reminded me that I intended to wish you a happy birthday so there you go - Alice Cooper

Good job, mate~ -chuckles- Thanks a lot~!

Heehyh -throws some back at him again still in a fit of laughter-

Trying to drown me in confetti, mate~?