water stans do not interact

[sir-sandbitch]

crocodile is a crusty man

Sand-buried mummies are still intact after 6000 years and I am only 44 so do the math. 

I’m as fresh and hip as the first bloom of spring you inbecile.

[sir-sandbitch]

Love the username ❤

You better, or I’ll feed you to my bab- my mighty bananawanis. 

[sir-sandbitch]

You sure have big fucking crocodile aquariums for someone who claims to hate water

Hosting sand castle building competition $200Water repellent $150Tailor $450Baroque Works wages $800Bananawani pet utilites $150,600Food $150someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[sir-sandbitch]

send nudes..

send ndues...

sand dnues...

SAND DUNES

[screenshotsofonepiece]

[sir-sandbitch]

s and

[sir-sandbitch]

them plebs are always at it

[sir-sandbitch]

tfw some ignorant marine pleb tries to shoot you in the face despite your powers being a well documented fact but you’re a logia so unless someone has haki or a water hose you’re basically untouchable

[sir-sandbitch]

w a t e r

thanks for drawing my attention to the problem

[rad-roach]

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

[luffysuggestion]

@sir-sandbitch

Hey

[sir-sandbitch]

what

[luffysuggestion]

[sir-sandbitch]

You'd talk to your mother like that??

[sir-sandbitch]

new camera 

[sir-sandbitch]

“the perfect palette doesn’t exis-”

[luffysuggestion]

@sir-sandbitch

Hey

[sir-sandbitch]

what

[sir-sandbitch]

[sir-sandbitch]

Everyone spreading the gossip about me and Dragon just wants to lowkey fuck him. Sure, he’s cute, but that’s just an objective fact and means nothing. Stop projecting onto me.

[sir-sandbitch]

me? knowing Ivankov? shameless slander