ASCNTD containment blog

apparently sir cameron needs to die posting. I follow back as thepreciousthing

[zisia-19]

Gnawing on the gun you shoved in my mouth bc I'm fidgety

[sawed-on-shotgun]

touches your shoulder with one gnarled finger

i turn around and suck on it and it comes back normal length and youthful and nourished

[crabussy]

THAT WAS MY ONLY MY GNARLED FINGER MAN DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THAT

[untimelytophat]

The nonsense you hear in Wizard city when you're trying figure what counts for a bus service there.

[boociforme]

very serious contribution to this fandom

[orbworb]

The most relatable moment in ASCNTD is the despair when Sir Cameron realizes that they weren’t nearly as good at being normal and likable as they thought

[samsonet3]

Why are you surprised an author is blocking people criticizing a book? This isn’t AO3 where your comments are directly addressed to the writer. Literary criticism is for other readers. Looking at the author’s reaction to criticism implies that critics need to be mindful of the author’s reaction, which is the etiquette when commenting on fanfiction but is counterproductive when writing literary criticism.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

fundamentally the problem that arises writing glenda smut is that she has the exact opposite problem as sir "if it's an issue of consent, i absolutely do consent" cameron wherein even if she was in the perfect situation to get down sexual style with another woman she would be terrified of consenting because it would mean that she was admitting to being sexually attracted to another woman but this also makes her really problematic in bed

[heroictoonz]

My friend is borrowing my copy of Sir Cameron and has been live blogging it to me and it’s a great time truly

[kajedheat]

Guess who just got Procreate. Anyway I took another shot at drawing @pangur-and-grim ‘s Merulo, I feel like this is closer to how he looks in my head. Still has a Disney flavor but now he’s scrunglier.

I got his hands down now I need to learn robes and shoes. Don’t look at the shoes.

[alanmartannielmoon]

I'm reading the book aloud to my partner, and I love the characters! Sir Cameron is a very sweet and relatable cinnamon bun, and Merulo is cool and wants to be taken seriously with his pretentious entourage. I love their dynamic, so I decided to draw them. Thank you, @pangur-and-grim , for your wonderful book!

[mxwhore]

a very special commission for @semiaquaticcat of one of their favorite scenes from the book "Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die"!

commission me some gay dudes

[boociforme]

in which sir cameron embarks on a journey of self discovery or something-

after many years of wanting to get back into books, i finally managed to finish one and it was SO funny i absolutely devoured it in 2 days, Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs To Die lives in my brain 24/7 now so here's some doodles of these IDIOTS

and a spicier one under the cut

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[dorsey-divine]

I have since finished and re-read the book so have some more memes

art credit (in order of appearance):

@anatomical-puppet

@mechrulo

@taylor-titmouse

[thevictoriancyberhobbit]

guys, is this anything?

(In Which @pangur-and-grim 's Novel Is Just Another Book, Really, and Which I Am Totally Normal About. In Which I Am Definitely Not Going Feral About This Book, Like Holy Shi-)

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[cunty-flam]

YES, knight not fucking you because they swore an oath to you and that would be breaking it

and also YES, knight fucking you in spite of said oath and all that comes with it

but HAVE WE CONSIDERED knight who swears the oath(s) to you WHILE fucking you???

They’re in such a haze and so blissed out and you just look so good and you feel so good so there is nothing and no one else they can even imagine binding themselves to at that moment. So over all your gasps and moans and pleads they’re stammering and babbling their tenets and promises and prayers, all dedicated to you.

A good and loyal knight dedicating themselves to their new code, the old one they followed for so long left completely behind

Errants or oathbreakers binding themselves to this new law, a new focus for all that lost or unused loyalty.

It’s a ceremony, you see, and it needs to be seen all the way through, and so it will, no matter how many times the both of you come undone.

[sixft]