The Siren

I am Vriska Serket, heiress to the throne of Alternia. --Now go away.-->

[sirenskeel]

--Yes-->

[askateboardingdog]

i like you :D

[sirenskeel]

Oh, ew.

[sirenskeel]

askateboardingdog replied to your post:I showed a reaction to her post but I don’t know...

ooh ooh me me pick me!

What are you talking about.

[sirenskeel]

I showed a reaction to her post but I don't know if I'm reely interested.

I mean fuck it's not like anyone acshoally likes me here.

[daystxlker]

While I Will Not Mimic Your Crude Vernacular I Agree Aliens And Their Strange Habits

[sirenskeel]

8I

Yeah.

[sirenskeel]

--Fucking humans.-->

[cataclysmicaccidents]

uh no 

youre just tryin to covver yours

[sirenskeel]

8I

You're a reel dumbass.

[cataclysmicaccidents]

no

no no hell fuckin no

you do not get to decide that right and wwrong do not apply to you that is not howw this wworks

[sirenskeel]

Right and wrong doesn't apply to --anyone!-->

It's just a stupid concept we keep fishin out of our asses so we have somefin to complain aboat.

[cataclysmicaccidents]

youre takin advvantage of your place in society to oppress her 

i dont care about her complex or wwhatevver the fuck i dont care if she wwants to wwait on you prong and nub you dont treat people like things for your owwn enjoyment

finish crumb

its wwrong

[sirenskeel]

It's fuckin wrong to turn on your best fuckn friend but shell it happens anywave. Ain't nobody got to do what's right and what's wrong because in the end there isn't any way to stop it--it just fuckin happens-->

Just fuckin deal with it, guppy. I'm naut krilling her or anything.

[cataclysmicaccidents]

cheesus fuckin crust

go awway

[sirenskeel]

She doesn't even have to fucking listen! That shit's her deal. 8I

[sirenskeel]

Dude this is fucking --priceless-->

[gulesgardener-archive]

yeah okay

you figure out a way to make that happen

and i’mma go pass out

k???

[sirenskeel]

Sounds like a plan.

Sweet dreams, alien anime gill.

[askateboardingdog]

hehe

a little yes :p

but that is ok

[sirenskeel]

I don't get you and that's unsettling.

[askateboardingdog]

awwwwwww

well

i will be your friend :O

[sirenskeel]

You're weird.

[askateboardingdog]

well

maybe you should fix that!

having friends is really nice :D

[sirenskeel]

I guess I wouldn't know. Friendship aint' my strongsuit.

[askateboardingdog]

oh :(

[sirenskeel]

To be fair, none of them reely know me very well.

[askateboardingdog]

none of them talk to you?

wow that is kind of rude

how can they even call themselves your friends then :/

[sirenskeel]

I can't imagine they do.