vviolence here is a social norm

i make things. sometimes they dont turn out so wwell.

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

hey whats neww in your neck a the wwoods

W3LL 1 N34RLY G0T MYS3LF D0UBL3 K1LL3D

[cataclysmicaccidents]

it alwways wwas gonna wwasnt it

…im just not exactly relevvant am i

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

Y0UR3 D3F1N1T3LY R3L3V4NT

W3 4LL 4R3

[cataclysmicaccidents]

i guess

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

hey whats neww in your neck a the wwoods

W3LL 1 N34RLY G0T MYS3LF D0UBL3 K1LL3D

[cataclysmicaccidents]

holy shit ivve been outta the loop

we should team up 

take her out together

just like old times

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

Y34H

TH0UGH 1 TH1NK 1TS G0NN4 T4K3 M0R3 TH4N JUST TH3 TW0 0F US T0 T4K3 H3R D0WN

[cataclysmicaccidents]

it alwways wwas gonna wwasnt it

...im just not exactly relevvant am i

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

hey whats neww in your neck a the wwoods

W3LL 1 N34RLY G0T MYS3LF D0UBL3 K1LL3D

[cataclysmicaccidents]

yikes

howw

its not the empress is it

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

Y34H 1T W4S TH3 3MPR3SS

1 TR13D T0 T4K3 H3R 0N 4L0N3 BY CH4NN3LL1NG V3NG3FUL SP1R1TS BUT 1T D1DNT W0RK 0UT V3RY W3LL

[cataclysmicaccidents]

holy shit ivve been outta the loop

we should team up 

take her out together

just like old times

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

hey whats neww in your neck a the wwoods

W3LL 1 N34RLY G0T MYS3LF D0UBL3 K1LL3D

[cataclysmicaccidents]

yikes

howw

its not the empress is it

[cataclysmicaccidents]

evveryone else is havvin advventures and i showw up 30 minutes late wwith stargrubs

[cataclysmicaccidents]

WHAT THE FRESH FUCK

[cataclysmicaccidents]

scuse you i havve it on good authority that the humans call that an emogee

~o_o~

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

ITS CALLED AN EMOJI YOU ENORMOUS NERD

[cataclysmicaccidents]

wwell maybe it is 

they say it like emogee tho

...wwhich room are you in and do you mind me payin you a vvisit

[cataclysmicaccidents]

i just realized that joke came out wwrong

[cataclysmicaccidents]

so wwhat if i did

~o_o~

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

THAT IS COMPLETELY UNINFORMED BUT ALSO SOMEWHAT CHARMING AS WELL AS THAT TINY LITTLE FACE

[cataclysmicaccidents]

scuse you i havve it on good authority that the humans call that an emogee

~o_o~

[trilithtechnician]

Oh, yeah. I didn’t really think of it that way. 

Using Zelda games as a form of propaganda sounds like it should be some kind of blasphemy or illegal. 

That kind of makes me sad to think about.

[cataclysmicaccidents]

yeah?

thing is back home evverythin wwas like that

sometimes it wwas more blatant than other times but anythin that had a remotely prorevvolution message got shut dowwn by her royal conditioners forces p damn quick

look at troll firefly theres a reason it only lasted one season 

evverythin wwas propaganda one wway or another

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

DID YOU SERIOUSLY TYPE OUT THE HUMAN ANAGRAM OF IDK 

IM THATS ALMOST HILARIOUS

[cataclysmicaccidents]

so wwhat if i did

~o_o~

[cataclysmicaccidents]

i dunno i couldnt really evver afford a good game system

i played a lot of strategy games on my grubtop

[trilithtechnician]

What about emulators though?

[cataclysmicaccidents]

wwell i nevver like

cared enough yanno

90% of troll media is tools of imperial propaganda and its not evven good propaganda 

its fuckin blatant

[trilithtechnician]

It’s really, really early and now I’m wondering what Troll Majora’s Mask is like…

[cataclysmicaccidents]

i dunno i couldnt really evver afford a good game system

i played a lot of strategy games on my grubtop

[cataclysmicaccidents]

only on the inside

i gotcha on the dread part tho

its like playin human majoras mask but for real

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

PLAYING WHAT

[cataclysmicaccidents]

its a vvideo game about a human prince stuck in a time loop that he has to end by stoppin a moon from fallin onto the kingdom

people really like it 

eye dee kay wwhy

[cataclysmicaccidents]

yeah no kiddin

i just nevver wwent to sleep 

fast and excitin times here at timeloop central

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

MORE LIKE LOTS OF DREAD AND EVERYONE IS PROBABLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE BUT HOWEVER YOUD WANT TO PHRASE IT IS FINE WITH ME

[cataclysmicaccidents]

only on the inside

i gotcha on the dread part tho

its like playin human majoras mask but for real

[cataclysmicaccidents]

eyelinerandcynicism youre still up?? its ungodly late wwhat are you doin man

[eyelinerandcynicism-blog]

WELL I WENT TO SLEEP WHAT EIGHT NINE HOURS AGO

ITS MORE REALLY JUST GOT UP THAN STILL UP

MEANING EVEN IF IT WAS NICE ON ALTERNIA THIS ‘MORNING PERSON’ THING IS GETTING WAY TOO FUCKING OUT OF HAND JESUS HUMAN CHRIST

[cataclysmicaccidents]

yeah no kiddin

i just nevver wwent to sleep 

fast and excitin times here at timeloop central

[cataclysmicaccidents]

eyelinerandcynicism youre still up?? its ungodly late wwhat are you doin man