“Alright! Names Emel by the way, but you can call me Detective Alper if you like. Wanna go get a drink?”
"...I suppose a drink or two can't hurt. Thank you, Detective Alper."
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“Alright! Names Emel by the way, but you can call me Detective Alper if you like. Wanna go get a drink?”
"...I suppose a drink or two can't hurt. Thank you, Detective Alper."
“Well do you mind hanging out with a little old detective like me Mister Barnham?”
"I suppose not. I wouldn't do to leave a woman alone when she's requesting company, after all."
“Well… I have a thing for gingers. A little thing, but you are really cute too.” The girl looked up at him innocently, batting her eyes as she fidgeted with her purse. “Anyway, I didn’t catch your name.”
"Zacharias Barnham." And that's all he's going to say about that.
“Well well, why don’t you just hang out with me? I probably know this area better than you, just haven’t been here for a while. However, I’d get lost any day with a babe like you.”
"...is there a reason you're flirting with me?" Cue flustered Zack here.
“I was gonna just ask for directions, but now, I think I’d rather talk to a complete hottie like you.~♥ “
"...I'm afraid I don't know this area very well, either. I'm from quite far away."
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"And what, perchance, can I do for you, my lady?"
"I… don’t think so," muses the young man, frowning in thought. "Um… maybe you know an alternate me? I’m Phoenix Wright, and… I know this is a law office, but I’m not a lawyer here."
He put a hand to his mouth, considering this. "Ah, so you're Sir Blue Night, are you?"
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"Your hair is really cool! … Oh yeah, um, do you need legal assistance? At the Wright & Co. Law Offices? … Don’t tell anyone I forgot that part, please."
"...you look... incredibly familiar. Have we, by chance, met before?" He can't quite put his finger on it. Good detective work there, Barnham.
Headcanon #3
Zack doesn't generally talk about what his life was like before Labyrinthia, so only the Storyteller actually knows. If asked, he'll only say he went to law school.
Headcanon #2
Given that Zack and Greyerl were in the dungeons when the professor and Phoenix released the town from the 'spell' they didn't hear it. The word was actually a trigger given to everyone upon their first hypnosis that would automatically break it. After the trial, Eve went down to the dungeons and released Zack and Greyerl, reciting the word. Phoenix and the professor had both offered to do it, but Eve had insisted that it was her responsibility.
Headcanon #1
Zack travels every now and then, mostly around England and the US. Arthur Cantabella introduced a bit of technology to Labyrinthia when the project ended, most notably water filters to purify the water and remove the substance that caused inhabitants to faint upon hearing silver struck. Not many inhabitants use them, however, and Zack only uses his a day before he plans to travel, to get the effect out of his system so he doesn't risk fainting in public.