semper fidelis;

Sirius Orion Black. Auror in Training. Best mates with James, Remus, and Peter. Motorcycle enthusiast. Lover of whiskey. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

He’s got higher standards than that.

[sirius--b]

Oh please. I'm the best thing that's happened to you and him.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

You could flirt with Lion.

[sirius--b]

What if he ends up falling in love with me?

[alicetheraven]

I’m starting to feel like I live in the Ministry.

[sirius--b]

Is the rent cheap?

[ben-barness]

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

I do not want those images in my mind.

[sirius--b]

I have nobody to flirt with besides you and Dumbledore, since Lily is out of the question. So get used to it.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

Merlin, don’t’ ever say that again.

[sirius--b]

You don't like the title Mistress Sirius? I think it's fitting.

[oh-mybritishmen]

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

No, the birthday was full of all good things, believe me.

[sirius--b]

Okay, good. Mistress Sirius won't need to take over, then.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

The Ginger is scarier than any death eater.  

[sirius--b]

What, did she do something scary to you on your birthday? Toys?

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

Because you are scared of the ginger. 

[sirius--b]

I've faced psychotic Death Eaters, I can face the ginger.

Okay, April Fools. I can't face the ginger.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

Are you nice any other time?

[sirius--b]

Um, yeah. I haven't kicked your cat in a while.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

Well that’s not very nice.

[sirius--b]

No such thing as nice on April Fools.

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

Rain really messes up my hair.

[sirius--b]

I was planning on having a rain cloud follow you around in honor of April Fools', but I guess England already did that for me.

[ben-barness]

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

I need my mistresses to cook, okay?

not just Lily. I went to the market yesterday.

[sirius--b]

Do you have a food fetish or something? Weirdo.

Nice. Did you see something you liked? Something I could get you for your birthday?

[sirblacked]

"Not children anymore, are you?" […] We haven’t been children for a while.” {x}

[oneandonlyprongs-blog]

But can you cook as well as Lily is the question?

Um I’m okay, I guess. I think I’m bouncing back.  I’ve been back to annoying people. 

[sirius--b]

A mistress doesn't need to cook, you dolt.

Good. Annoying people is good. Any by people you mean Lily?