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“Shauna tries so hard to be a good person but sucks at it” vs “Natalie tries so hard to be an awful person but sucks at it.”

Shauna is fully capable and willing to kill and lie and cheat while maintaining this perfect apple pie illusion of a wholesome life and her family stays by her but even they’re starting to see the cracks in the veneer.

Natalie believes she destroys everything she touches, is constantly on a downward spiral of self-destruction, and hates herself for everything she did and yet she can’t even kill a goldfish on purpose and despite being openly antagonistic to everyone in the wellness center, they all seem to really like her.

FASCINATING dichotomy here.

#yellowjackets #text

rylandsgrace

YellowJackets 2.06 + text posts

#yellowjackets #text #tumblr edit

bobbiedebruyn

1x01 “Pilot” / 2x04 “Old Wounds”

#Yellowjackets #parallels

awesomepartydude

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

#yellowjackets #text #we stan himbo jeff

elizabeth-mitchells

six women walk into a wellness center... and the recovering addict gets accidentally killed by her best friend, who was trying to protect her from a suicidal young woman, who was trying to protect her cult leader, who got shot by a mean teenage girl, who was just trying to protect her murderous mom, who was being hunted by her high school soccer team, that included a senator that kills dogs and a lesbian with terminal cancer. and also elijah wood killed a cop

#yellowjackets #text #pls watch this show it's so fucking good

dracoj

mari is so funny i hope she never gets a backstory or emotional depth. she’s in the woods to cook stew and be a hater. and they’re all out of stew

#yellowjackets #text #I hate her but i respect her haterness

jackiietaylor

god forbid women have hobbies like braiding their dead best friends hair to cover up that she’s missing an ear or putting makeup on her corpse to make her look less necrotic or hallucinating a bacchanal feast while cannibalizing her

#yellowjackets

jmojellybae

Ella Purnell plays characters who have no idea what the fuck is going on

#yellowjackets #fallout

gachaboyhell

me midway through everything everywhere all at once

#SJKSKSSK #LITERALLY #everything everywhere all at once

luntfontanne

from makeup artist michelle chung's instagram

#everything everywhere all at once #bts

steveyockey

jobu tupaki is such an effective way of depicting that specific depression of being in your 20s and knowing you can do anything but also knowing that knowing that means any decision you make cuts you off from an infinite number of possible realities… like every step forward also feels like a step in the wrong direction because it technically is when you’re juggling every potential consequence at once and it narrows your life down to just a matter of surviving and trying to focus on the few things that don’t make you feel like a failure and you start to see the loss of will to really live as the inevitable result to your own unstoppable loss of potential. and of course being a gay child of immigrants makes it even easier for joy to feel like there’s no future she can pursue where everything turns out okay enough to have made the effort worth it. and then contrasting that with evelyn’s reality that she is the version of herself where every decision has been the wrong one that has led her away from doing anything remarkable with her life but it’s still a life where trying is worth something, as long as she can still find people to love and things to fight for… yeah

#text #everything everywhere all at once #wow #this movie destroyed me