Hello People, Welcome...

She/her, 25, Fat, I'd like to think of myself as a cool person. I generally think I'm aware of the things I post, but feel free to give me pointers if I'm being a butt. My picture is courtesy of this pic crew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/626197/

[landmineblogging]

just because you doom scroll all day & that's all you see doesn't mean the world is actually that bad a place. for every awful thing about existence you know of i could name something wonderful instead. remember to look at pretty things for a refresher sometimes ok? watch over the garden wall

[landmineblogging]

this is now a propaganda post for Over The Garden Wall

Watch Over The Garden Wall

ReWatch Over The Garden Wall

Watch Over The Garden Wall Again

Every Season Is Watch Over The Garden Wall Season

Watch Over The Garden Wall

Listen To Over The Garden Wall

Watch Over The Garden Wall Again

Go To Sleep And Dream Of What Lies Beyond The Wall

[landmineblogging]

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[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

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[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.08

insp & org text post: HERE

[enki2]

[fuckaspunk]

[dwabtit-111-deactivated20250928]

the only people who have ever understood media are me. and my Beautiful mutuals

[carp-al-tunnel]

why what's up there

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

sengi

wiggling my sengi

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

wiggling sengi wednesday

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[refinedlobotomy]

question from Adrian

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[the-twitchy-life]

I LOVE THIS GUY.

All those "spend just 35 minutes doing a bunch of really hard exercises and you'll feel great forever!" videos are really discouraging. I usually end up doing like, 2 minutes of some of his while waiting for my shower to heat up, and ykw?

That's 2 minutes more than I would have done otherwise.

[nonbinary-octopus]

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[blondeninazenik]

All y'all better be reblogging this

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.