Two-Bit Mathews

[sirtwobittoyou]

[FROM DARREAN]: Hello Sir. I really hope this message finds you well. I was hoping to speak to you. I would rather do this in person usually but I wanted to ask...If it would be alright with you if I asked Amelia on a date? I don't want you to think I have poor intentions, or that I am moving too quickly. I'm not interested in hurting her or being disrespectful to her. I think Amelia is an amazing and beautiful person, and I have really grown to care for her deeply. I would love the chance to prove that to her, officially. Thank you for your time.

PM: Aye-uh. Yer a real gent-lee-man. I like tha. I re-spect tha. 'S funny, I ain't had'a person askin' me nothin' like this. 'S real nice'a ya. Real re-spect-ful. Tha guys'r gunna like tha too. Al too. Yer a good'un. Imma allow it. Imma give ya tha speech tho, ya ain't 'scapin' it. Tha's my sister yer tryin' ta take out. Tha girl is tha light'a my life, nexta my other sisters. An' I ain't gunna take kindly if ya hurt her. I ain't, an' my gang ain't. She's tha most perfect angel in tha world, jus' like my other sisters. Me an' tha boys'd do anythin' fer any of 'em. An' I do mean anythin'. Keepin' tha in tha front'a yer mind, here's how this'a gunna go. 1. Yer gunna ask her out. 2. Yer gunna show her tha best time'a her life. 3. Yer gunna re-spect tha fuck outta her. 4. Ya fuck around an' do one thing she ain't comfy with an' I hear 'bout it, yer gunna have'ta deal with me an' tha boys. Ya got it? An' Anderson? Fer tha record, if it was'a gunna be any'un...Imma real glad its'a ya.

[sirtwobittoyou]

TWOBITNONETHERICHER posted:

Boyfriends ❤️❤️❤️ I ain’t never been so happy. This’s alls I ever wanted.  @adriansmellons @tgaimportant

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

Private is good, and I agree we need that and I’m on my way to you so we will get that, but do you want to give another recap to anyone that might have missed it? I want the whole academy to know who you belong to, Keith.

I cain’t wait ta see ya Ade. Imma waitin’ in tha hallway fer ya. I ain’t wanna wait ta see ya til ya comin’ in. Ya. Ya I do. 

Ya, Adrian Mellon, jus asked me, Keith Mathews, ta be yer boyfriend. An’ I said YES! An’ ya did it with my firs’ name, not jus what’s ev’ryun calls me. Sir...I’m yers, I belong ta ya. Only ta ya. I’m yers. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

Of course I do, how could I not? That’s it, it’s done. It’s not too soon, don’t worry. I asked, remember? It’s the perfect time. I’m happy too, angel face. Look at that smile you’re wearing. I’m going to come see it in person, love. Kiss me all you want. I’m yours to kiss. You have me, and you can have me. In private, where your sisters can’t tease you for it. Unless you’re into that. :P 

 I jus...Lots’a people don’t. Its’a jus real special. Real, real special. Its’a done. Its’a off-ici-al. Imma yer boyfriend. Yer my boyfriend. I cain’t say’it ‘nough. Inno, an’ imma always ‘member tha too. It’tis. Yer righ’. I want’cha ta be happy Ade. Ya deserve tha, I’ll do anythin’ I gotta ta makein’ sure ya are. Its’a fer ya, my smile. Ya dunnit. Please. I gotsa so ‘cited I fergot we’as on tha dash. I don’t care tho. I want’em all ta know Imma yers, Ade. Yer funny. Its’a temptin, but Imma haveta pass. I like pri’vate. We need tha. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

amelia-mathews​:

...I love ya too, Ames. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

switchalice​:

PRIVATE GROUP MESSAGE: I saw some of the rich folks gettin’ together and I’m thinkin’ maybe we should too. I’ve been meanin’ to reach out sooner, anyway, I suppose this was the push I needed. I miss all of y’all. I’ve got to see all your faces, make sure none of y’all are lookin’ worse for wear. I reckon it’s been too long since we’ve all been in the same room together. What do y’all think? 

@sodapopontherocks​ , @amelia-mathews , @sirtwobittoyou , @subjohnnycakes , @tgadallaswinston

PM: Well well lookit! Yer jus doin’ all’a tha things Al, Imma proud’a ya. Tha’s real sweet. Let’s do it. We’cn have food, watch’a movie, play a game er somethin’. Ya okay with us bringin’ some’un if we wanna?

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

I’ll do it right for you, Keith. I’ll make it real clear. I think you’re swell, will you be my boyfriend? I want to make things official and start dating. Officially. You’re the amazing one. 

Yanno my name, Ade. Ya used my name. I- yes. Yes, a million times’a yes! I cain’t believe it. Ya don’t...I didn’t push ya fer it, did I? It ain’t too soon? I don’t be thinkin’ its’a too soon er nothin’ I jus....I gotta make sure. I want this. I want ya Adrian. Yer perfect. Its’a off-ici-al then. You an’ me. Yer my boyfriend, I’m yer boyfriend. I’m so happy Ade. I need ta kiss ya. I need ta hold ya. I wanna...I need ya Ade. In all’a tha ways. 

[adriansmellons]

what’s your favourite sweet treat?

[sirtwobittoyou]

Ade yer killin’ me. I ain’t...Ain’t nobody ev’r done nothin’ so damn sweet. An’ ya jus keep postin’. I dunno wha’ta say. Imma...Imma real happy, Ade. Imma real happy. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

Maybe I’m making moves you weren’t expecting, but that’s what I want.

Yer right’a ‘bout that, I was’t expectin’ that. But its’a feelin’ real good. Real, real good Ade. Yer so amazin’, yanno. I ain’t...I ain’t been a boyfriend inna long time. But’cha know, its’a what Imma wantin’ too. Are ya...Are ya askin’, Ade?

[adriansmellons]

what makes you feel better when you’re down?

My brother, my boyfriend, and my writing of course. Puppies and kittens and the normal stuff work on me too, I’m a bit of a sap. 

@switchinglucas @sirtwobittoyou

[sirtwobittoyou]

Ade... Ya callin’ me yer boyfriend. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

When you want to give up, what keeps you going?

Mah sisters. An' Adrian. @amelia-mathews @switchalice @adriansmellons

[sirtwobittoyou]

Do you believe in second chances?

I dunno. Imma real forgivin' person yanno but Imma guessin' its'a gunna dependin' on what happened be'fore tha second chance was'a needed.

[sirtwobittoyou]

switchalice​:

@sirtwobittoyou​:

PM:  Ayeeeeee-ooooo. Checkin’ in, ya been real quiet an’ yanno imma worried.

PM: I’m alright, Two. I’m always alright, y’know that. How could I not be with you and Ames and the all the boys here? What about you? You’ve been pretty quiet too. How are you? Any better since…y’know, everything?

PM: Ya sure ‘bout tha? Inno but we all been real quiet-like since this stuff. I been fallin’ down on my duties. Inno. Imma here tho. I...I been seein’ some’un. Now ya tell me how ya been.

[amelia-mathews]

[PM from TWO-BIT]: Ayeeeeee-ooooo. Ya been real quiet an' yanno imma worried. Ya okay?

PM: Look at you, big brother. You been real quiet too, whatcha been up to, huh? I'm okay. I got a partner for this v day shindig thing.

[sirtwobittoyou]

PM: Inno Inno, I been quiet. I been a lil busy, Imma still here tho. I been...I been seein’ some’un. A guy. There. I toldya so now yer gonna tell me tha fuck’s happenin’ in tha photos ya posted?

[sirtwobittoyou]

[ADRIAN:] What do you think about a Valentine's Day date? With me. For clarification.

PM: Ade, ya wanna do tha with me? Fer me? With ya? Ya! Ya I do. I made ya somethin'. I gotcha somethin' too. Ain't much 'cause...But I wanted ta getcha somethin' real special.

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

PM: I call you babe and suddenly you’re calling me daddy.~ You’re funny too, takes one to know one. I like you too. You’re really sweet, you care so much. I’ll come lay with you, either way. You can lay your head on my chest. I’ll play with your hair. It is really generous, they put a lot of money and thought into this place. I saw a snake on the dash earlier. You’ll pick something good, I know you will. Of course, I want your help. What do you think I should get?

PM: I- Imma as red as’a tomatoe Ade. Yer...I ain’t meanin’...I cain’t ev’n aruge. Ya got me. Ya thinkin’ so? Bein’ funny’s tha only way sumtimes yanno? I like tha ya like me. Maybe I ain’t suppose’ta feelin’ tha way. But I do. I...Yer makin’ mah heart beat faster too. Jus so yanno. I’d like tha Ade. I’d like tha a lot. I wanna play with yers too. I’cn rub yer back. If ya want. Ya they do. They always got somethin’ goin’ tha’s fer sure. I ain’t never had’a chance ta do half’a this stuff so...I’m real happy ‘boyt it. Ya did? Tha’s so cool! I’s ‘a thinkin’ bout somethin’ like tha. Yer tha best. Imma thinkin’ ya would do real good with’a bird er a dog er a cat. Dee-pen-din’ on whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ usual er not. 

[sirtwobittoyou]

adriansmellons​:

PM: Oh look what time it is, it’s you’re still cute o’clock. We can go whenever you want, babe. We can look at what they have out there and see what you’d like. The school will pay for everything you need, so there’s nothing to worry about at all other than what your wildest dreams may be. I’ll help you research and take care of whatever you pick. I’m thinking about it, yeah. I’m just not sure what. 

PM: Yer a real funny man Ade. Ya’cn make me laugh an’ blush real easy. Yer breakin’ my cute-o-meter. Ya callin’ me babe now? I like it. I like tha. I like ya. Tomorrow mornin’? Imma real excited, I dunno if Imma be able ta sleep. I cain’t believe they’s doin’ tha. ‘S real gen-ee-rous. I been thinkin’ ‘bout it. Inno most’a tha people here are prolly gunna get dogs ‘n cats. But Imma thinkin’ I want somethin’ a lil dif’frent. I’cn help ya pick if ya want. I betcha yer gunna be a real good dad. Pet dad. Tha’s...I meant fer tha...Pet.