The Church of What's Happenin' Now

and Western Heritage Center. I've been fighting gravity since I was two. http://www.facebook.com/SirWillALot

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A little personal touch on your Friday memes today. https://www.instagram.com/p/CShNJnFLPVP/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My pictures aren’t nearly as good as the ones @ashlynislove took but we did it for the ‘Gram. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSA_AuIDHUA/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I was not good about taking pictures but I very much want to thank @ashlynislove for helping me have such a great birthday week. 33 has been great for me so far and I look forward to any future combinations of TV, mini putt, and dirty 6th human trash canning. (at Dreamland Dripping Springs) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRg5HDoDiFz/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I’m not feeling well today and have been in an emotional funk for the past two weeks or so, but I decided over the weekend to stop letting toxic people and events from my past block my shine. I’m just going to get weirder and Stella will get her groove back, so if you don’t like it or support me, the unfollow button is not hard to find. They hate us because they anus. *”Thot Shit” by Megan Thee Stallion intensifies* https://www.instagram.com/p/CQG5_Fun15a/?utm_medium=tumblr

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You newer models are happy scraping the shit... because you've never seen a miracle. (at San Marcos, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP9S65-n6f3/?utm_medium=tumblr

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While this may be true, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. (at Mission County Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP6E4UYHhQZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Link in bio to the audio from BASS LORD’s set last Friday. Despite some... personal setbacks, I’m pleased as punch with the stream and want to thank everyone that tuned into any of parties over the past year and a half. It was nice to have some normalcy and fun. Shoutout to the HMF crew and if you need a DJ for a birthday, bar/bat mitzvah, or time traveling orgy, I’ve got you covered. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPrgOTIHgYn/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I won’t be flying a real plane anytime soon, but I will insist on being referred to as Airman Hogan from now on anyway. Sorry, I only choose to enforce the rules that make me seem really cool. (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPl-twaH49H/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Tomorrow night! Be there or be that quadrilateral that Uma Thurman traces in Pulp Fiction! Broadcasting free of charge to anywhere in the world (where applicable)! https://www.instagram.com/p/CPZHW5fnY2Y/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Not even a rainy day could keep the Hogan boys from witnessing the first NASCAR race at CotA. (at Circuit of The Americas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPOwsf4nsUc/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Honestly, the hardest part of these posts is knowing what my grades are for almost two weeks before they post to the app for me to brag about. (at Texas State University) https://www.instagram.com/p/CO__JFdHrm5/?utm_medium=tumblr

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When you Facebook professionally for a living. Thanks @sonicdeath84 https://www.instagram.com/p/CO02iOFn4b1/?igshid=1mlvvopbqvx7e

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Coming never to a Zilker Park near you. https://www.instagram.com/p/COdbsHTnS8z/?igshid=1qzmb6qqbniub

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Back at it with the haircut selfie? It’s over for you hos! https://www.instagram.com/p/CNkrSRBHazh/?igshid=1s7qwm3xpohhp

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Just because you are vaccinated does not mean you can let your ashes fly from the aeroplane over the sea. We should still mask and distance for those that haven’t gotten it yet, but the 5G in my body makes me obligated to ask: Who tryna smooch tho?? (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNdRXr-HC0-RhIbZ-0UurtB87Rxprz3Y7MzOM00/?igshid=15c70nmrlkmxi

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If you’re interested in what I’m doing with my life other than school and memes: I will soon be working as a Social Media Coordinator for Sun Communities & RV Resorts, where I will be helping to tell the Texas story for the 7 resorts they have here. I hope you’re half as excited to follow along as I am right now and if you ever need to rent a cabin or RV site, let’s just say that you know a guy. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaDYc-n4whnYgYoZMtL1zfrRxAGXN4YfPw2Ek0/?igshid=11h0i8ihduswj

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Sprang brake furrevurrrrr (at Purgatory Creek Natural Trail) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMqipCBHNS7/?igshid=6xs01akkb1lt