I know what im doing (I do not)

mostly naruto and jujutsu kaisen. pro-sasuke. anti-konoha. maki is not itachi 2.0.

[maoam]

sasuke: itachi you always poked my head telling me another time, another time, and now even when you're dead, you don't have any time for me

itachi: I always lied to you and poked your head in order to push you away. let me be honest this one time *does not poke sasuke's head but instead brings their foreheads together to close the distance and says he loves sasuke*

ss: don't you get it the poke is the ultimate expression of love!!!

[daryldixonn]

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

[aromanticofficial]

it's pride month!! you know what that means

everyone get more aromantic NOW

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i should be allowed to kill alloromantic people. like. ugh.

"i view romance as Friendship But Better" THATS EXACTLY THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[thirstkanaphan]

[sunderwight]

media: we have an anti-authoritarian story for you!

me: sweet hit me with the good stuff

media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?

me: okay

media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?

me: yup, got it, I'm with ya

media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering

me: oh good great sure

media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped

me: ...what

media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage

me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??

media: extremism is bad

me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???

media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog

me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??

media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil

me: ...???

media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo

me: the status quo that's been killing people?

media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)

me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?

media: nooo of course not don't be sillyyyyyy we're super progressive look one of the cops is a black lady don't be sillyyyyyy

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 6

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[jojorice]

matching earrings~💍💕

yuji's puppy eyes are deadly ><

[romiiarts]

i will love you forever

[tsuyanouchi]

Sasuke Uchiha [Naruto] by TsuyaNoUchi

https://tsuyanouchi.etsy.com

[kosmonauttihai]

How Sasuke puts on his Chuunin Exam finale outfit, a scientific illustration.

From the second Naruto Anime Profiles book.

[chhaiya-chhaiya]

I can't stop thinking about her in this outfit

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Sometimes you like the fandom favorite and that's annoying because you have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way. Other times, you like the fandom's least favorite and that's annoying because you still have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way.

[starbuck]

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

[starbuck]

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

[kcuf-ad]

FINALLY!

NARUTO SLANDER!

[daaedraws-png]

manga panel redraw of sasuke serving cunt at the kage summit