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RIP Tumblr
Well, as you've all heard, Tumblr is doing away with naughty little pages like this one. I'm looking into migrating to one of the alternatives, ideally one that isn't infested with Nazis. Once I get set up on one of those, I'll post the link here.
I also would like to do a weekly advice column, so do feel free to send me your sex and relationship questions.
Locktober 2018!
Happy Locktober Eve! I hope you’re all caging up before bed.
I’m participating again this year. Like last year, my commitment is to at least sleep locked up every night of the month. The device I have isn’t super comfortable for long-term wear, but I’ll keep chaste as much as I can. Later in the month, I’m planning on buying a new device that should be more comfortable under clothing.
Have fun!
Yet another reason to never go to the dentist again
It's no reason to avoid the dentist -nobody wants to fuck a nasty mouth- but it's still kind of fascinating.
The Fucket List
I think it'd be good for our development as sissies to have a sort of slutty bucket list -a fucket list- full of goals. As we check items off the list, we can add more on, so we're always aspiring toward newer, sluttier heights. Of course, these goals don't have to be directly sexual, as long as they further your pursuit of sexual happiness. For instance, a few entries from my own list:
Take my age in inches of cock (dildos and/or real ones) over the course of a single night.
Go out in public LPP and fully dressed en femme.
Lose 30 pounds.
Get double anal from real cocks and/or strapons.
Learn to do a convincingly feminine voice.
Wear panties every day for a month.
This is a mix of simple and complex goals, and I can change them around as I please. I encourage all of y'all to make fucket lists of your own!
Lick my feet, bitch ;)
Well, since you insist... Want a massage while I'm at it?
A how to video for sissies on sucking big cocks and eating cum, with captions.
My favorite trainer got reuploaded! Enjoy, bitches!
SHARE XL – the big brother of SHARE
Time to smash my piggy bank because I need this bad boy.
Adjustments
This weekend, I've been experimenting with some changes to my chastity cage. I've had some issues with my left testicle escaping, so I've swapped to a smaller base ring. I'm also giving my longer tube a go because my clit would often push the small one out if it got hard.
I think these adjustments are okay so far, but the problem I'm having with these tubes is less about length than width. My clit is girthier than they were designed for, so a blooming erection tends to get wedged into the entrance rather than expanding inside the tube as intended.
I guess I've got some shopping to do.
Put A Sock On That Cock!
So, fun fact: You're less likely to get an STI from sucking a cock than you are from being fucked by one.
Un-fun fact: You can still get and give a variety of diseases, including chlamydia, syphilis, HIV, and gonorrhea when giving head to either a cock or a pussy. Eating ass is risky, too. So protect yourself! With STIs resurging to epidemic levels in America, it's absolutely necessary to play it safe. Here are a few things you can do:
Get tested and make sure your partners do, too. Don't just take their word for it, either! Some STIs can linger for years without symptoms becoming apparent. Make sure your partners have paperwork to prove it. Make sure you do, too. Also, getting tested together can be a surprisingly romantic date!
Use protection. Sucking on a rubber isn't as sexy as sucking a naked cock, but neither is getting syphilis. Plus, condoms for oral come in fun colors and flavors! If your insurance covers it, talk to your doctor about getting on PReP.
Be exclusi-sorry, I can't keep a straight face while typing that one. If you're reading this, chances are you've bought into the fantasy of being a sissy slut, which means you are or want to be a naughty little thotty who fucks whomever you want. Go out there and get 'em, gurl! Just take reasonable precautions.
If I can't, it'll sure be fun to try.
LPP
LPP is a pretty basic idea in sissydom. It's a bare-minimum trinity of sissy training goals. It goes as follows:
Locked: Your sissy clit serves no function other than as something others can use to torment you. It should be locked in chastity at all times, except for maintenance and the use of your partners.
Plugged: Similarly, your sissy pussy should be clean, lubed, and plugged as often as possible so that it is always ready for use.
Pantied: Even if you're presenting male, you should have panties on to remind you that you're a sissy and you're truly neither male nor female.
Locked and Pantied I've got pretty well down, but finding the time and privacy for plug training has been difficult. (I envy all of you who live alone or have private bathrooms.) I'm doing it when I can, trying to make internal cleaning part of my daily routine. Do y'all have any tips or favorite techniques?
A Seasonal Tip:
As winter approaches (any readers in the Southern Hemisphere can ignore this until May,) you may find yourself indoors more often and thus more frequently able and willing to bugger yourself into delight with your array of toys.
Keep in mind that, unlike a living cock, your dildos and butt plugs and chastity devices don't generate their own heat. Do yourself a favor and give them a rinse in warm water before you use them. Your holes will thank you. Some toys, particularly silicone, acrylic and metal, can endure a trip through the dishwasher or boiling water to cleanse them, but this level of cleaning is usually only necessary after use.
It's also a good idea to put your bottle of lube under the hot water for a minute or two while you're at it. Cold lube makes one's holes want to contract, rather than relax and accept whatever you're about to stuff up there. I usually put the lube bottle in the basin and let the hot water wash over it as I preclean and warm up the other toys I intend to use.
Out of the entire genre of sissy hypno/trainer videos, this is absolutely the hottest and most useful I've ever seen. It teaches you to hold back your gag reflex for longer and longer periods of time, making you better able to deliver the deep, messy, pornstar-level blowjobs you fantasize about giving. Grab your favorite dildo and give it a whirl. Let me know how it went!
Hey you dirty little whore! You still like to get tasks to feel more like a slutty girl? Transform more into a small sex doll?
Yes, please.
Alphas and Betas
One of my pet peeves with sissy materials (and femdom-related materials as well) is the perpetuation of the alpha/beta myth. Some people are more sexually assertive, sure, and sometimes that comes to them naturally and sometimes it's learned behavior. However, there's no such thing as an "alpha."
We get the concept from an old theory of wolf behavior, which was coined by L. David Mech, who officially disavowed this theory in 1999. He's spent the years since on a crusade to scrub this bullshit notion from the public consciousness.
The truth is that every human being occupies a multitude of social roles, depending on a nearly infinite array of variables. Each one of us is a spectrum and labels like "alpha" and "beta" serve only to diminish us.
Is tjere any reason for your cage to be unlocked? Your dick is pathetic enough as it is
My clit needs to stay caged so I'll know better than to play with it. I should be taking all my pleasure from using my mouth and my sissy pussy to serve whoever wants to use me.Sometimes it's hard to change habits built over a lifetime. However, if it were easy, it wouldn't be worthwhile. Sometimes we have little choice but to be our own Mistresses.
So you little bitch. Time to use you. If you arent't caged now, go and cage your clitt. Take your plug, not the smallest, and lick it until he is really wet. plug yourself. Next go and do all undone housework. Only take him out between the work to lube it. Time to start your pc and look for 'So You Want To Be Fucked (1080p) v2' on pornhub . I want that you try this. you little Bitch. And if you fail, you can try it tomorrow until you mastering it.
Thank you for the tasks! Of course, I've had my little sissy clit locked up in its pink cage for over a week now, and I spent some time plugged while doing my domestic duties. And I do love that video. Here's a link for anyone else who'd like to get in on that action: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f18f95619b8