Teaparties in starships

Bec or Aurelius. She/Her. INFP/ISTP. Bi/Aceflux. Aussie Cosplayer and LARPer

[the-nameless-ghuleh]

Ghoulette is fabulous, and can we please acknowledge her adorable little heels?

[sisterofsteam]

Made some orc hands

[gothicgoose]

“The new record is about survival, but it is constantly surrounded by a clear threat.”

[young-replica]

[spartanlocke]

what monty python movie is this

[ichiwashername-o]

This is the best goddamn thing I have ever seen

[sisterofsteam]

Cosplay Prints

All photos are size 8x12 on high quality, gloss finish photo paper. Some prints will contain the photographers watermark. Can be signed or left blank on request.

All photos are size 8x12" on high quality, gloss finish photo paper. Some prints will contain the photographers watermark. Can be signed or left blank on request.

[sisterofsteam]

Tiger half mask

This half face tiger mask is hand cast in durable, high impact resin and comes either fully painted and finished, or as a raw cast for you to finish. The mouth and nose remain open and the lower jawline is open to allow for ease of speech. FULLY FINISHED: Comes fully trimmed and

This half face tiger mask is hand cast in durable, high impact resin and comes either fully painted and finished, or as a raw cast for you to finish. The mouth and nose remain open and the lower jawline is open to allow for ease of speech. FULLY FINISHED: Comes fully trimmed and sanded with a multilayered paint job, and elastic strap so it's as simple as unboxing for immediate wear. CUSTOM PAINTING: Applicable for painted and glow in the dark options. Please notify me in sale notes. Be as descriptive as possible to avoid confusion. RAW CAST (DIY): Comes fully trimmed and sanded. No other modifications are made. IMPORTANT! this mask was sculpted on a narrow base. If you have a wider jaw PLEASE notify me and i can adjust the cast in hopes that it fit you better.

[sisterofsteam]

Inquisitor rosette

This product comes as a RAW CAST ONLY, hand cast in durable, high impact resin that appears white or off white when fully cured. It can be easily painted and have small jewellery screws embedded in it for wear or display. Measure approx 18cm x 20xm x 3cm

This product comes as a RAW CAST ONLY, hand cast in durable, high impact resin that appears white or off white when fully cured. It can be easily painted and have small jewellery screws embedded in it for wear or display. Measure approx 18cm x 20xm x 3cm

[sisterofsteam]

Human Skull mask

This half face skull mask is hand cast in durable, high impact resin and comes either fully painted and finished, or as a raw cast for you to finish. The eyes and nose remain open and low to the facial profile to keep an excellent field of vision while being worn. FULLY FINISHED:

This half face skull mask is hand cast in durable, high impact resin and comes either fully painted and finished, or as a raw cast for you to finish. The eyes and nose remain open and low to the facial profile to keep an excellent field of vision while being worn. FULLY FINISHED: Comes fully trimmed and sanded with a multilayered paint job, and elastic strap so it's as simple as unboxing for immediate wear. RAW CAST (DIY): Comes fully trimmed and sanded. If you require the eyes and noes cavity to remain sealed please inform me in order notes or via a PM Other notes: Warsong LARP: Brisbane Approved for bonus armour so long as there is an accompanying headdress that covers the back of the head.

[sisterofsteam]

DnD Gelatinous Cube

The nearly transparent gelatinous cube travels slowly along dungeon corridors and cave floors, absorbing carrion, creatures, and trash. Hand sculpted and resin cast miniature model for your DnD game. Measuring roughly 4.5cm x 4.5cm x 5cm it will fit into 4 standard 1inch DnD tiles

"The nearly transparent gelatinous cube travels slowly along dungeon corridors and cave floors, absorbing carrion, creatures, and trash." Hand sculpted and resin cast miniature model for your DnD game. Measuring roughly 4.5cm x 4.5cm x 5cm it will fit into 4 standard 1inch DnD tiles with ease. Cast from high impact clear resin that can be dyed different colours and have miniature bitz set into it to give the look and feel of being a devouring lump of jelly. COLOUR OPTIONS: Colours will not be consistent and will vary with each cast as the dye is marbled through the resin rather than mixed through to give a more interesting effect. Available colours: RED, BLUE, or CLEAR MINIATURE OPTIONS: All miniature bitz are fully painted before insertion into the resin, please let me know in order comments or via PM if you wish these parts to look fresh or rusted. If left blank I will assume rusted and old looking. I cannot guarantee the end position of the parts within the resin, but I will try and make sure featuring details remain visible.

[sisterofsteam]

Imperial Thrones

Set of four (4) coins cast in durable high impact jewellery resin. Imperial thrones or Gelt is the currency of The Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40k, theres no confirmed appearance for the currency. The coins make for ideal table top objective markers, a nice little addition to

Set of four (4) coins cast in durable high impact jewellery resin. Imperial thrones or Gelt is the currency of The Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40k, there's no confirmed appearance for the currency. The coins make for ideal table top objective markers, a nice little addition to miniature displays, or a cheeky secret stash for a character that you might roleplay or cosplay.

[ruingaraf]

[themarchrabbit]

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

[ruingaraf]

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

[tyrror]

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

[gessorly]

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

[thepioden]

- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

[onsheka]

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

“go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine” can i burn the results sir? “fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway”

[themarchrabbit]

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

[shelomit]

“Security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit.” I would bet anything this has happened to Dr. Medievalist.

Semi-related non-academic anecdote: The concert hall security guys tried to throw out our violone player in between performances this spring because they thought he was a homeless guy. Despite the fact that he was wearing concert black… and carrying a violone. There is no more obvious instrument.

[amuseoffyre]

One of my English Professors admitted that sometimes “you just have to do a soliloquy” and would phone up the main office of the department on the internal phoneline to recite a Shakespearean monologue at them. No greeting, no warning, just “To be or not to be”.

[roachpatrol]

every time i read this stuff i think about how upset vulcans would be to meet earth’s greatest scientific minds

[prologi]

At one of the leading conferences for a certain branch of mathematics, there is an annual tradition of “walrus wrestling,” where the participants kneel on the floor with their hands behind their back and try to knock each other the fuck over. This takes place at the formal dinner.

[rubecso]

Once my lab partner was trying to pin fruit fly larva in place so we could observe their muscle fibres, and they said something along the lines of “Stop wriggling and accept your death!”, so I said: “No! Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light!” Our professor then recited the whole of the rest of that poem from memory.

[frazzled-fallen-angel]

One of my professors teaches food micro. Ya know, cheese, sauerkraut, that type stuff. But also beer and wine. One summer a student brought in a bunch of muscadines in to see if he would make wine out of it.

He did.

There is now a 6 liter Erlenmeyer flask, living in the bio lab closet, of aging muscadine wine that he “tests” about one a semester.

This is not to mention the several five gallon buckets set up making beer on the back counter.

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[captainblacklobster-deactivated]

Just give up now. Nurgle has won.

[warhammer-40k-fantasy]

Warcraft 40k project

[distractedsatrap]

[mischeviouslittleelf]

They came from far and wide, for her telling, her sight, her knowing. She spoke of death and doom and destiny and all that which troubled the heart of mortal man, weaving the glimpses of true sight into the stories at the core of a man. Her herald had a sweet voice and could make her stories into music and song, more beautiful than even Serif herself had concieved.

[kesstielarchive]

A 2017 non-comprehensive compilation of my fairy mori, natural strega, and forest influenced outfits!