i am narcissus and this blog is my pond

ram | it/he | twenty something | don't worry about it kitten okay ♥︎ yay ♥︎

[sisyphean-metamorphosis]

hello i am going to put the tags i have on this fuckass pinned post and maybe other things such as. idk i got my boop badges back nothing else matters to me

current spam reblogging record: 60

times hit post limit: 4

#eyestrain -> for filtering purposes but be warned i might miss something because it only hurts my eyes when it's *really* saturated/bright/whatever and if it doesn't hurt my eyes i don't always notice that it's eyestrain (i try though, but consider yourself warned)

#flashing -> for filtering purposes but I might miss something occasionally so be warned

#it speaks -> anything where i say something not in the tags

#milligrams -> podcast quotes or whatever who cares

#asked -> OLD ask tag

#ask -> current ask tag. dont worry about it kitten

#vault -> stuff that i'm saving for later

#keep -> my personal collection of posts that i like a lot

#board -> different flavor of stuff that i'm saving for later

#myart -> hashtag my art

#watchable -> my personal collections of posts that are mainly video shaped that i like a lot (i've suffered for too long scrolling through billions of text posts to find one video okay this ain't my first rodeo)

#the sacred texts -> omg!1!!1! i've only seen this post in screenshots!!1!1!!!11!

#me core -> self explanatory

#scavenger -> freaky little scavenger, "i like to play and draw"

#boop -> april fools & halloween 2024

#bojack horseman -> 🐴 how hungry

#cs -> citizen sleeper

#ddlc -> doki doki literature club

#disco elysium -> you know, the videogame

#dn -> death note

#dungeon meshi -> chucklefuck & co. cooking show or whatever

#gravity falls -> i was gonna tag it as gf but like lmao

#hannibal -> mmmmm im so hungry

#hatchetfield -> i forgot there were three musicals so now this is the tag for everything hatchetfield that isn't npmd

#heathers

#house md -> patron saint of medical malpractice

#hunger games

#iaie -> i am in eskew

#isttg -> i saw the tv glow

#iwatex -> i was a teenage exocolonist

#iwtv -> interview with the vampire

#killer chat

#lisa frankenstein

#mouthwashing

#mp -> monster prom

#npmd -> starkid nerdy prudes must die

#scream 1996 -> yaoi 🥰😇

#sfl -> sucker for love (both first date & date to die for)

#spn -> supernatural

#stp -> slay the princess

#tdona -> the dolls of new albion

#tma -> the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed un-

#tsv -> the silt verses

#vicious -> okay maybe i'm not *that* illiterate i've read one (1) book

[ooppo]

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

[ooppo]

Does anyone else understand

[sisyphusshrugged]

i can feel it when you go through my blog

[orpheuslament]

more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[shittysawtraps]

calling the night out saw (2004) the way i’m crawling out of a bathroom after having a gay experience

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[kelgrid]

👁️ DREDGE 👁️

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[tlirsgender]

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

[tlirsgender]

They consented but at what cost

[lemonsweet-moved]

your ocs are so shaped

Aren't we all

[lemonsweet-moved]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD THE VIDEO

[squeakitties]

flingo

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[redstonedust]

my problem is i think every character concept can be improved by making them a little nonbinary. this has created a comically unrealistic concentration of People With A Weird Gender Thing Going On in my stories and i will not be stopping any time soon. im genders georg.