dude

my name is kaitlyn, i love funny women and hate everyone else.

[orpheusmorpheous]

[madeinchernobyl]

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

[mellepell]

Someone do one for tiny 28qt ball python racks.

[wheremyscalesslither]

[etains]

[spacetwinks]

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[bob-belcher]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

[slothgender-backup]

1920s shitposting

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogshitvevo]

[sitcom-sommelier]

hello friends I am here

[waluiqi]

today's agenda

screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)

[asrielsarchive]

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

[sitcom-sommelier]

I have to go to court today for my suspended license and if I didn't have someone taking me I would have already written it off and just spent my entire day throwing up instead

[raptorific]

I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask

[prettycolors]

#886f90

[sitcom-sommelier]

the signs as best things harry potter says

aries: there's no need to call me sir, professor

taurus: there's no need to call me sir, professor

gemini: there's no need to call me sir, professor

cancer: there's no need to call me sir, professor

leo: there's no need to call me sir, professor

virgo: there's no need to call me sir, professor

libra: there's no need to call me sir, professor

scorpio: there's no need to call me sir, professor

sagittarius: there's no need to call me sir, professor

capricorn: there's no need to call me sir, professor

aquarius: there's no need to call me sir, professor

pisces: there's no need to call me sir, professor