Kind of obsessed with the internet...

[thankuforthecoffee]

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

[thegetty]

The story behind The Laundress.

[npr]

This is so good. -Emily

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

[licieoic]

I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.

But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

[harveyismybestfriend]

The last comment, especially

[just-phan--things]

[phursonas]

[ratinof-deactivated20180528]

[sexemulators]

It sucks when i miss you and keep on looking at my phone every time and still theres no text from you.

Unknown (via quotethatword)

[cherubicpjm]

just take me back to youtube 2014 man

[arophan]

☀️

[animalrates]

via @kreeder

[demonphannie]

[demonphannie]

[cosyphan]

great job on psyching each other out

[paladinspoon]

I just needed this as a gif and on my blog

[thedailyshow]

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

[blankpointdankmemes]

[sivanaddict]

i write this song, trying to forget it.

[babyanimalgifs]