[danshine]

making an intro post to pin since it isn't cool to put everything about you in your bio anymore

i'm pj (she/her)

i'm 24

i'm american. i lived in the uk for a while. now i live back in america.

i've had this account since 2014 but i’ve been a dnp fan since sometime in 2013 — dnp lost me during the hiatus but danshine came back from the dead

my first dnp vid was the photobooth challenge — when i said this to infant phannies at wad they lost their minds.

i'm slowly deleting my cringe stuff from when i was a teenager too young for this site

welcome to my gorgeous mind

[phanpill]

[pseudophan]

girl get a grip 😭

[pseudophan]

girl GET a GRIP

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

[ofdanhowell]

[phanyu]

the concept of us being in 2026 and dan and phil are allowed to make jokes about having such loud sex together in their hotel room at vidcon that it would disturb hank green next door. how did we get here.

[phanyu]

the concept of us being in 2026 and dan and phil are allowed to make jokes about having such loud sex together in their hotel room at vidcon that it would disturb hank green next door. how did we get here.

[pseudophan]

speak king

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[sleepyslag]

there's a difference to me in saying dan and phil are dating vs phan is real. like on the one hand they're just a couple of guys who have been living together for 15 years yeah big shock. on the other hand I've been on tumblr since I was 14.

[sleepyslag]

do you get what I mean. phan is real is like a seismic shift in the culture. the way that my brain developed as a chronically online closeted teenager can't handle that information. dan and phil the real life guys are in love is like yeah what's new.

[pseudophan]

phil is so funny for how often he brings up that dan doesn't notice hot guys or when people are flirting with him. he presents it as like a "isn't that sooo weird, isn't he just sooooo stupid" kind of thing, but you can't fool me lester. brag all you want though king you've earned it

[pseudophan]

of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as "i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn't like cheese" and "what's my favourite red wine? phil doesn't like red wine" and "my friends and family don't know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can't have chocolate" would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love

[heedra]

it’s legitimately so fucked up and heartbreaking that in this society the ability to just like…relax and have fun with friends and loved ones is like…considered something you have to earn or make time at your own expense for. it should be regarded as one of the inalienable cornerstones of being human. i’m not joking, like the fact that having fun and chilling with your buds is considered an expendable frivolity instead of a vital core need is heartbreaking. not that capitalist society has ANY vital core needs that it’s not prepared to gate behind a monetary cost though lmao.

[snokoplasmadonor]

crazy how we got phan is real in 2025 and now we will have phan is real in 2026. and 2027. and forever after that until the heat death of the universe

[pseudophan]

it's literally whatever. like i don't even care

[weicecilia]

My mom WAS going to give me the phalendar and phantasy land sweater for christmas but gave them to me early so she quote: “doesn’t have to explain who Dan and Phil are to our extended family” and honestly I appreciate that

[ahappydnp]

phil saying "we're so lucky we get to experience stuff like this" is actually so refreshing in the age of influencers becoming so out of touch post fame. like the fact that they've stayed so grounded despite it all ;____; it's nice man