she's a bitch.

[sixsixsnix]

@leodeholmes: so call me stupid, call me sad; you're the best i've ever had; you're the worst i've ever had; & that keeps fuckin' with my head

@satanlopez: @leodeholmes as much as i love a good bit of hot steaming tea that would turn someone into the living embodiment of freddy kreuger himself if it were to spill on them...move on. stay away from her. get a job. like, she's got a fucking rock on her finger that i believe belonged to his dead mother. that's some soap opera level bullshit, and while you're jacking off to a memory of her riding your dick what? like...eight whole ass months ago, she's planning a wedding and raising a child. jesus christ. i think the entire abrams family are some of the most annoying people i've ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with, but carl walks around with his mummy lookin' ass and gretchen just looks like that girl you went to church with who was getting banged in the bathroom during sunday school. they don't need anymore issues. like honest, what the fuck? this girl is going to be able to make an entire playlist of songs guys have written about her and just use that alone as music for her wedding and i don't know whether to be impressed or inform you all that there is no way in hell her cooch is that good.

[sixsixsnix]

@itsnoteasybeingrory: yknow you don't always get the girl, but seeing the girl happy should...yknow make you happy if you actually love(d) her

@satanlopez: @itsnoteasybeingrory just @ sugar next time, irish.

[sixsixsnix]

@satanlopez: alas, teen jesus has risen from the dead on the third day.

[sixsixsnix]

@itsnoteasybeingrory: I go to lima for a visit, and everyone there doesn't remember who I am other than Principal Figgins who informed me that everyone from the new directions came to school in toronto.

@itsnoteasybeingrory: Now I am in canada and I am lost and cold.

@satanlopez: @itsnoteasybeingrory what made you think, if everyone literally left town to get away from you, that you needed to come here, pet irish?

[sixsixsnix]

@nycstarberry: @satanlopez at least you went with hairspray rather than hair gel.

@satanlopez: @nycstarberry how the fuck would you asphyxiate on hair gel, berry? how?

[sixsixsnix]

@satanlopez: oh my god, the king of munchkin land himself has risen from the dead after he asphyxiated on either hairspray fumes or dick. love that.

[sixsixsnix]

@leodeholmes: assuming "trouty 2.0" is me....who is the 1.0? I DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS

@satanlopez: @leodeholmes 1.0 is the original. the god himself. kylie jenner quakes in his presence and lip fillers simply do not exist anymore due to him...sam evans.

@satanlopez: @leodeholmes so how many tennis balls can you fit in /your/ mouth?

[sixsixsnix]

@satanlopez: alright, children, take a seat because auntie snix is about to give you her own personal rundown of what i saw in glee today and what i'm seeing on my twitter timeline. grab a mop, because we're going to spill some tea that's so hot, you'd think that satan himself pissed it out.

@satanlopez: i, of course, have personal experience in being a hateful lesbian that was suffocating in the closet instead of suffocating between the thighs of a hot ass lady friend. so, what did i do? take my frustrations, sexual or otherwise, out on everyone else around me and use my equally gay and sexually frustrated friend as a beard.

@satanlopez: some lesbians are so far in the closet that it's too dark for them to see the truth for what it really is so they either pretend to just be platonic friends with someone or they pretend to hate their guts and want them dead.

@satanlopez: what we're seeing here is some classic sapphic filled rage from (1) puckerman that has insisted that the more dick she pretends to be after, the more we won't notice her tendency to wear cuffed jeans, the fact that she has a butch undercut, or the even more prominent fact that she doesn't necessarily want to forget about one-eye willie, persay...but instead, she wants to dominate the ever living shit out of rachel and quinn's lovechild to the point that /she/ forgets one-eye willie.

@satanlopez: so, little puckerman, just bring your ass to glee, sing that 'strangers' song, cry a little over it, wear a likes girls shirt during born this way week, and move on with your life. take trouty 2.0's advice and start there to get your shit straight. my gaydar is never wrong.

[oachavez]

[unicornsandluckycharms]

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satanlopez: the luckiest c;

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unicornsandluckycharms‌:

Lady T ate those yesterday, but I didn’t want to tell you… She had a craving. She tried to say she was pregnant, but considering she woke up in Vegas spayed I think she was just making excuses.

Gotta throw the whole fucking cat out now.

[sixsixsnix]

unicornsandluckycharms‌:

This morning we were out of cereal so I ordered pizza instead, but I gave the pizza guy the wrong address so someone else got my pizza…. Now I’ve found the cereal under the shoes in the closet. I think Lord and Lady Tubbington have been hiding food again so they can cheat on their Atkins diet. Santana won’t be happy about this… We’ve been making sure they get on the elyptical constantly and they’re just.. Sabotaging themselves. Tragic.

I swear to god if they’ve taken the fucking Lucky Charms that I picked all of the marshmellows out of I’m sending them to the first Asian cuisine restaurant near us that I can locate on google.

[sixsixsnix]

@staceyxrae: @satanlopez oh my god!!!!! i can't with the names.

@staceyxrae: @satanlopez and you know Leo is Ace's brother?

@satanlopez: @staceyxrae oh wait, there's more "red solo cup", "my gold rocky horror tighty whities", and a beautiful green called "the amount of tennis balls i can in fact, fit in my mouth".

@satanlopez: @staceyxrae oh. huh. no shit. all i knew about him was that he took finn's place of consistently heartbroken glee kind-of heartthrob with squishy manboobs and weird nipples.

[sixsixsnix]

@staceyxrae: I'd buy my brother's lip kit over Kylie's any day. SANTANA PLZ GET SAM TO DO THIS LOL

@satanlopez: @staceyxrae i will 100% back him in doing this. expect his line this spring with shades including "white chocolate", "trouty", "yee haw", "blue like those people in that fucking stupid movie", and a deeply personal and meaningful collaboration with lisa rinna and that kid in glee that looks like ace holmes got a hot topic makeover.

[sixsixsnix]

@samuelvans: @santanlopez Tell us how you really feel, San.

@satanlopez: @samuelevans you should make your own line of lip liners and lip kits because kylie's lips versus your own is like the earth compared to the sun.

[bamhbies]

[prettylittleqfabray]

prettylittleqfabray: wow I didn’t know how much I missed Santana until today

[sixsixsnix]

satanlopez: prettylittleqfabray so glad my presence has been missed, q. how’s life as a milf?