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Brittany S. Pierce hi everyone. my name is brittany susan pierce, and i graduated from degrassi! i love dancing and people forget that i was the best singer in glee club. oh well, their loss. if you can't find me it's probably because i'm visiting lord tubbington at rehab. bye!

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@brittanyspierce: sammy's song was really sad but also really pretty. i know kurticorn loves it from heaven.

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She hates everyone, but she loves me! How lucky am I? :’D

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sixsixsnix·:

Gotta throw the whole fucking cat out now.

NO! They’re our babies, Sanny. Well, until you figure out how scissoring can actually put a baby in me. I believe in you, you’ll find a way.

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sixsixsnix·:

I swear to god if they’ve taken the fucking Lucky Charms that I picked all of the marshmellows out of I’m sending them to the first Asian cuisine restaurant near us that I can locate on google.

Lady T ate those yesterday, but I didn’t want to tell you... She had a craving. She tried to say she was pregnant, but considering she woke up in Vegas spayed I think she was just making excuses.

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This morning we were out of cereal so I ordered pizza instead, but I gave the pizza guy the wrong address so someone else got my pizza.... Now I've found the cereal under the shoes in the closet. I think Lord and Lady Tubbington have been hiding food again so they can cheat on their Atkins diet. Santana won’t be happy about this... We've been making sure they get on the elyptical constantly and they're just.. Sabotaging themselves. Tragic.

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TEXT: GLEE GC

Sam: Hey y'all.

Sam: something happened to Kurt.

Sam: I came home from work and the bathroom door was locked and he was just...

Sam: Covered in silver.

Brittany: .. Sammy what's wrong with Kurticorn? :(

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piercingilsa·:

I just don’t understand why summer has to go on for so long. I went shopping today and places already have so many cute sweaters out. Did I buy them all? No. Did my mom buy them all for me? Yes. 

Mom is a sucker for cute sweaters, too! So am I! You should’ve asked Sanny and I to come, we’d have helped you pick out badass outfits!

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silly sanny is my favorite sanny! :D #wcw

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chipsndale:

Well, I am only 16. I think I should wait a few years for that. oh? That’s uh… um… interesting?

Okay, you can be a junior ranger for now! Yes... Very interesting! And fun!

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chipsndale:

No, I’m too young for that right now.

No you’re not! Anyone of any age can be a rescue ranger! I was offered the position but I declined because I prefer to stay home and scissor with my beautiful lady lover. We tried it through webcam before and it sucked so I’m not down for long distance ever again.

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chipsndale:

Ahh the chip n’ dale jokes have started. How marvelous. 

Are you a rescue ranger?

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@brieofsuburbia: i cannot stop choreographing to "all time low" by jon bellion asflkahsdfl.

@brieofsuburbia: also someone give me a low by flo-rida and all time low mashup.

@bicornbritterz: @brieofsuburbia LETS!!!!!!!!!!

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audrinamae:

I was rewatching West Drive. But Sing! is lovely too! I personally would have loved if the half black/jewish kid and the bitchy blonde cheerleader from the later seasons ended up together.

West Drive is pretty good! I fall in and out of watching it. I need to catch up on it, maybe marathon with my girlfriend, cat and sister! Aww.. They were cute! They can’t beat Naya and Heather, though! My OTP!

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audrinamae:

Do you ever rewatch old episodes of a show, and you just fall in love with a character/actor all over again? cause me right now.

Me with Sing! I’m not sure which character is my favorite, though. The smiley blonde cheerleader and her Latina girlfriend... I can’t choose between them!

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DM

@duhitstanner: it's okay, sorry for making you feel bad...it's just a sensitive area for me. i miss him a lot. i wish he was still around, because i feel like things would be better for me if he was.

@duhitstanner: i don't hate you.

@duhitstanner: omg. nah, you can keep those. i used to collect beanie babies back in the day and there's a big tub of them in my room like...i don't need anymore. lol.

@bicornbritterz: i'm sure he misses you lots too and even though you can't see him he's giving you LOTS of angel hugs all the time because he loves you so much. you're an amazing amazing person and he was very lucky to have you as a son!

@bicornbritterz: okay! if you ever want to compare collections, you know where to find me. i like you bunches, tanner. im glad you dont hate me.

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@corbinguthrie: @bicornbritterz uhm... I think you need to stop making jokes.

@bicornbritterz: @corbinguthrie I wasn't joking...

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DM

@bicornbritterz: I'm sorry I said a dumb thing I didn't know it was dumb until after you said that and

@bicornbritterz: I'm really really sorry and I hope you don't hate me I didn't mean to make you sad.

@bicornbritterz: I'll give you my entire collection of rare vintage beanie babies if it makes you feel better :(