*audience boos*

Jillian, 20

[sickjacket]

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

[sickjacket]

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

[bob-belcher]

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[immcurly-deactivated20190928]

treat people with kindness

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[clockwork-teacup]

The best part, that’s not even how you write a capital A in cursive.

[blackarachnya]

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Stop hogging all the pusseesa

[zachsilberberg]

[itnerlude]

lol girls really aren’t allowed to enjoy anything if a girl wears vans and american eagle jeans and posts selfies on vsco she’s a basic bitch if a girl gets drunk at parties and wears tube tops and has sex she’s a slut if a girl has pressed flowers in her phone case and wears doc martens and eats vegetarian she’s an ~ uwu wannabe quirky girl ~ if a girl hangs out with guys and plays video games she’s still a slut she’s just pretending to be a bro we aren’t allowed to enjoy anything or be ourselves under any circumstances you can really smell the misogyny can’t you

[anxietyproblem]

[manthadoodle]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

[briennesjaime]

Have you ever imagined the ending of Jaime?

[spiroandthelacktones]

they’re just standing there… MENACINGLY

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[smellectric]

[hydro-homies]

The most stressful part of every vacation

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]