Never thoughtful. Always bitter.

Mostly reblogs, but sometimes I post older things found on my hard drive. So if you want credit for a post, please fuck off and die because I don't care about people who get mad over pictures on the internet.

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[micdotcom]

What you missed from the fourth Democratic debate

The Democratic presidential candidates met for their fourth debate in Charleston, South Carolina on Sunday night. If you missed it, we collected all the highlights, including Hillary’s new attacks on Bernie Sanders re: gun control, healthcare and Wall Street.

ALSO: Great question @chescaleigh!

[memewhore]

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[realityremedy]

I think they’re civets. They’re related to raccoons. And apparently they fail at drinking milk, but it’s adorable.

[ydrill]

epic fail

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland

[the-gladdest-thing]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[lemonpixycat]

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

[the-errant-mycorrhizae]

First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

[leafcrunch]

i love her

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[waterlilly549]

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

[thebootydiaries]

[divinewolfgoddess]

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

[thebootydiaries]

[huntress-out-of-control]

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

[thebootydiaries]

[kawaiizakawaii]

Please stop. Just stop. I didn’t know there existed a person so obnoxious. Do you even know what obnoxious means? And don’t reply with the same picture, please.

[thebootydiaries]

[littleapplepie22]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[ruinedchildhood]

Dave Chappelle predicting the future, again

[hogwartsninenine]

[snanger-danger]

l never tire of reblogging this

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Pirate Bay cofounder invents an infernal device that will utterly bankrupt the music industry

The record industry insists that all unauthorized copies represent lost sales. So Peter “brokep” Sunde, co-founder of The Pirate Bay, has built a machine that makes 100 copies per second of Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” storing them in /dev/null (which is to say, deleting them even as they’re created).

The machine, called a “Kopimashin,” is globbed together out of a Raspberry Pi, some hacky python that he doesn’t want to show anyone, and an LCD screen that calculates a running tally of the damages he’s inflicted upon the record industry through its use. The 8,000,000 copies it makes every day costs the record industry $10m/day in losses. At that rate, they’ll be bankrupt in a few weeks at most.

http://boingboing.net/2015/12/22/pirate-bay-cofounder-invents-a.html

[benpaddon]

Amazing.

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

lms / reblog if youre heterophobic

[scootiemarkcrusader-deactivated]

Wow, so edgy.

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

okay “ccumslutscootaloo” whose description is “Salutations! I’m Drake, and I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Sapiosexual. I’m Anti-Feminist, but I believe in equality, making me an Egalitarian. Anti-SJW, Anti Bullshit, Pro-Confederate, White Pride, Anti- Gun Control. Steven Universe and MLP Fan”

[scootiemarkcrusader-deactivated]

You have “hetphobia” as your URL, idiot.

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

if you’re the nicest guy i’ll ever meet i think im done meeting guys :(

[scootiemarkcrusader-deactivated]

I’m nice until I come across bullshit like this.

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

are you nice when you come across bofa

[scootiemarkcrusader-deactivated]

What the fuck is bofa.

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

[thanzaghours]

this is the most important thing that has ever happened 

[thecutestofthecute]

IT HAS BEEN GIFFED 

[honeyjinjk]

THEIR NOSES ARE SO SMOOSHED TOGETHER