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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here
maid: yes princess?
princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off
maid: .....
princess: right now, maid
maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me
maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that
maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction
princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off
maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow
princess: no beautiful ladies???
maid: afraid not your highness
princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something
maid: no,
princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk
princess: maid. come here please
maid: again?
princess: no no.. im sorry.. i'm just. lonely
maid: but your dinner, with the suitors. how did it go?
princess: pretty awfully. i made them all uncomfortable and they decided to look for brides elsewhere. the king is pissed
maid: princess... you must learn how to be well behaved eventually.. this is no way for a lady to conduct herself
princess: yeah yeah i know that its just..i really want another girl to hold me. is that so much to ask
maid: [blushing slightly] well it is quite unbecoming,
princess: maid?
maid: yes, your highness?
princess: can you hold me
maid: is that an order?
princess: no.. i just need it
maid: very well. but just this once, okay? i don't want you getting any ideas..
princess: [sighing wistfully] i understand...
maid: [wraps arms around and holds the princess oh so delicately]
princess: if this was a yuri manga we would be making out right now
maid: [still holding her] this is why the suitors hate you, your highness
maid: (stepping into the princess's chambers in the wee hours of the night to clean and tidy)
princess: maid
maid: e-eep!! princess.. what are you still doing awake?!
princess: can't sleep. lonely. and sad. can you joim me in bed, please?
maid: it would be grossly unprofessional of me to do so. no, your highness
princess: please? just for a second, it'd help me sleep
maid: ...alright. but just for tonight. [climbs in bed next ro the princess but maintains a comfortable distance]
princess: [immediately cuddling up closer to her] maid?
maid: yes, princess
princess: do you think a girl like me is worthy of love?
maid: of course, your highness
princess: then why does this keep happening to me? all i want is another girl to love me
maid: it is quite unfortunate, your highness
princess: [wrapping her arm around the maid and holding her close] do you know you're the only person whos nice to me. everyone else thinks im crazy or like. a bitch
maid: i must admit, you do say things that concern
princess: yeah. do you love anyone, maid?
maid: um. yes. of course
princess: are you with her?
maid: no. i can never be. it wouldn't be right
princess: that's really fucked up. tragic yuri is so sad. i wish somebody would write those girls a happy ending. im sick of being sad and lonely all the time
maid: [nuzzling closer.. blushing a tad] as do i, princess. we all deserve happy endings
princess: maid?
maid: yes, dear
princess: do you wanna get married?
maid: [offering a weary smile] that's not how it works, your highness
maid 2: so the princess, huh? she sure is something, isn't she
maid: well, i like her
maid 3: well of course You do. you're her maid, it's your job to like her. that doesn't make her any less of a weirdo
maid 2: i heard she only likes girls. apparently she was hitting on one of the wives of a duke. can you believe it?! a duke! it's truly unbecoming
maid: she's just young. she's still learning. be gentle with her.
maid 3: oh please. as if she isn't harassing you every day with her weird sexual fetishes. i'm loyal to the king but i don't know how he puts up with that brat
maid: you should watch your words more carefully, my friend
maid 2: you don't have to be so stuck up all the time, yknow. im sure she gets on your nerves too. c'mon. vent a little. it's good for you
maid: she's a sweet girl, and i think she is just lonely, deep down
princess: [clearly drunk on some royal wine] -hic- heyyyyy maidsss you guys wanna have a *uARp* foursome...? eheheheheheheh
maid 2: see what i mean?
maid: let me escort you back to your quarters, your highness
princess: nooooo hahahahaha wait omggg we should like *urp* go to my quarters and fuck naasstyyyyy
maid 3: i'll go get the king.
maid: no it's alright. i can handle her.
princess: can i grab your boobs? i'm gonna grab your boobs
oh yeah also for reference. the princess is tall, with a long face and broad shoulders, kinda clocky, and with long straight blonde hair, and the maid is short, with thick black hair kept in a short bob, she has a softer rounder face and is on the chubby side, whereas the princess is very skinny. the maid is also older than the princess by a few years, both girls are in their 20s. hope this helps (characters they most resemble pictured below)
princess: [laying on the bed and kicking her feet] and in this one, a girl gets transported to another realm where her sister she has a crush on is the demon lord. and in this one, a girl gives her spirit to a giant wolf mommy, and in this one-
maid: that's nice princess, but you really must be getting ready, your father meets with foreign dignitaries today. he wants you by his side
princess: but whyyyyyy i don't even like foreogn dignitariesssss
maid: well, mayhaps one of them is a cute girl
princess: [jolting upright] maid. dress me.
—AT THE BANQUET—
king: [some boring political shit that doesn't matter]
princess: [sitting next to the princess from the other kingdom] so like what do you do for fun aha
other princess: well, i fancy riding horses myself, my father has quite a large stable im my name. you?
princess: what the fuck you get to ride horses??? thats so bullshit come on. dad. hey dad.
king: [gruffly] what.
princess: can my maid sit with me
king: excuse me? no. make conversation with the other girl
princess: uggghhhhhh this banquet suuuuuucks do you wanna get outta here like maybe go to my chambers
other princess: well, i am curious to see your castle's accomodations
princess: yeahhh haha and we can like get weird maybe
other princess: Excuse me?????
princess: okay my bad jeez. chill out girl
—PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS—
princess: [braiding the other princess's hair] so whats your maid like
other princess: my.. maid??
princess: yea like is she chill or
other princess: Well i haven't the slightest clue. I've spoken nary a sentence to her in all my years that wasn't strictly professional. Does your maid.. speak to you, on a familiar level?
princess: [barely comprehending] uuuuhhhh no lol haha yeah i dont know shit about my maid shes just some lady lol
other princess: I must say, you are quite strange. Do you really spend all your time in your chambers reading this.. erotic fiction? Don't you have hobbies?
princess: why is it hot. am i a hot neet babe. like a sexy neet himejoshi girl
other princess: I- what? No it's just sad, mainly. I feel quite bad for you.
princess: so you'll let me hit?
other princess: I think my father needs me downstairs
—LATER—
princess: maid, am i unlikeable
maid: what? of course not, your highness. there are many things in you i am fond of. why do you ask?
princess: i totally fumbled that other princess. i kinda get the feeling people don't like me
maid: you can have an.. abraisive personality, at times, but that doesn't make you unlikeable. maybe she just wasn't your type
princess: yeah.. probably.. i just really want something, y'know. im so lonely all the time
maid: i'm sure you'll find someone, princess. i believe in you
princess: hey maid?
maid: yes?
princess: thank you. i appreciate you
maid: ...? that's it? no strange sexual remark?
princess: why are you interested
maid: [smiling softly] get some rest, your highness. i'll see you in the morning
maid: [stepping into the princess's chambers] hello princess, i am here with your di- why is your knight here?
princess: uggggghhh. the queen sent her. she's here to make sure i don't sexually harass anyone
knight: SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS [taps the floor with her spear] WRONG
maid: my goodness.. what happened..?
princess: i scared another noblewoman
maid: again?!
princess: okay. in my defense. she had a huuuuuuuge-
knight: PRINCESS. you know better! watch your tongue, my princess!
maid: gosh.. that must be.. annoying
princess: dude she won't even let me jerk off
maid: what?!
knight: JERKING OFF IS OBJECTIFYING!! TO WOMEN!!
maid: does she have to shout like that?
princess: no she just does that
maid: my goodness.. where do they find these knights
princess: i wish i knew. she's so weird. i don't even think she's got up to use the bathroom at any point during this
maid: have.. you..
princess: YES. and she FOLLOWS ME in there. to make sure i don't jerk off
maid: my goodness princess.. i offer my sincerest condolensces
princess: forget condolensces get her OUT of here!!! she's fucking weiiiirdddd
maid: well.. i'm sure she'll leave soon
princess: i don't even think she's wearing anything under that armor
maid: really?!
princess: yeah. she's probably jerking off under there too
maid: m-my goodness
princess: what a fucking pervert right. like i thought i was weird. i fucking hate this girl
maid: well, let's not be too judgemental
knight: [on the verge of tears] ii can hear everything you're saying, b-by the way. [sniffle]
maid: is.. is she crying?
princess: huh. that's new. she's never done that before
maid: i almost feel bad for her...
princess: don't. she took an "oath" to "serve me", remember
knight: [in between sobbing] you d-didn't have to [whimper] mmock the [sniffle] oath,,
maid: [stepping in to do her nightly cleaning] ah, princess.. i see you're still awake. where is your knight?
princess: [whispering] shhhh.. [pointing to the corner] she's sleeping
maid: a-ah.. why is she.. n- in the- nu-
princess: naked? yeah. she stripped out of her armor and started crying like crazy. it was pretty rough
maid: my goodness.. you apologized, didn't you?
princess: yeah i tried. she's got a lot of repressed trauma. lotta problems. i really do feel bad for her. did you know her whole family got eaten by a dragon?
maid: w-what?!
princess: yeah. its super fucked. she took it really personally when i said i didn't like her. apparently serving me is the only thing that gives her meaning
maid: awh.. poor thing
princess: yeah. i think she also had some lowkey unrequited feelings going on. like. at me
maid: what did you do?
princess: i put a collar on her. made her my puppy. she's my dog now
maid: you what?!
princess: you shoulda seen her face. she was so estatic. i think thats genuinely the happiest that girl has ever been
maid: p.. princess...
princess: it's not as cool as it sounds though. she doesn't really let me touch her and she cries if i try to have sex. so mostly i just pet her and give her like scraps of food and shit. its kinda lame.
maid: well, at least you have someone to keep you company..
princess: i guess so. she is kinda cute like this
maid: [blushing] a b-bit.. maybe.. does this mean you'll stop making untoward advances at me and the rest of the staff?
princess: are you kidding. i still wanna get laid. dogs don't count. don't they teach you maids anything
maid: well.. i guess not...
princess: alright now speak girl
knight: ARF!!!!!!
princess: [clearly bored] very good girl, have a crumpet
maid 2: princess. i am here with your dinner. cassandra? is that you?
knight: whiiiiiiine...
princess: wtf where's my usual maid
maid 2: she's busy. what did- what the fuck did you do to her???
princess: i didnt *do* anything*
knight: whiine whiiine
maid 2: cassandra. its me. its okay. resist her magic. im here now
princess: its not magic dude i just let her do what she wanted. why do you keep calling her that. do you two know each other
maid 2: well i'd like to think so. she's my ex girlfriend.
princess: [looking over at the dog and back at the maid] ooooooohhhhhhhh that explains so much. yeah you should probably get out of here
maid 2: excuse me?
princess: yeah you're like kind of an awful person you should get out of here
knight: [hiding behind the princess] please make her go away mommy,,
maid 2: ugh. its not even any of your business but whatever. i will be taking my leave now. [stomping out] bitch..
maid: [running into her on the way out] a-ah! lilia! what are you doing in the princess's tower?
maid 2: your job, idiot. that's the last time i do anything for that inconsiderate brat.
maid: a-ah... did she hit on you..? try to grope you?
maid 2: not this time. but same difference. i don't want anything to do with her. whatever. [stomps off angrily]
—INSIDE THE PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS—
maid: princess, what in the world did you to poor lilia?!
princess: huh? oh you mean maid 2. i didnt do anything to her. all i did was kick her out
maid: kicked.. her out? why?
princess: [motioning over to the knight chewing on a stuffed rabbit toy]
maid: a-aaaahhhhh.. that explains it.. i try not to get involved in such affairs.. why did you do that? it seems unlike you to trouble yourself with such trifles
princess: she was making the puppy uncomfortable. i didnt like it so i told her to go
maid: that's it? you didn't try to touch her or anything right?
princess: why would i do that. i don't even know her. i just didn't want my dog to be sad
maid: wow.. i must say, i'm quite impressed princess. it was very kind of you to stand up for your partner
princess: dude you don't need to make it like that. she's just a dog. i'm still very single
maid: [daydreaming and muttering to herself] a-ah.. i see.. wwow.. maybe we could.. no, that would be improper
princess: huh. did you say something
maid: [flustered] n-no!! i said no such thing
princess: okay.. can you like step out of the room i wanna jerk off
maid: and you aren't even going to ask me to watch?!
princess: [shrug] not really. i mean if you wanna
maid: [shedding a single tear] i'm so proud of you, your highness
princess: [idly flipping through a doujinshi titled MY BIG SISTER IS A SEXY MAID WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME?!] maid, do you remember what i was like growing up
maid: [dusting] why of course. you were quite the precocious thing. do you remember what i was like?
princess: no, why would i remember that
maid: my mother was your original maid, princess. we spent quite some time together in youth.
princess: no we didn't. my only friend growing up was this tall girl with glasses. she was really pretty. i think she's why i'm a lesbian now tbh
maid: princess..
princess: i remember one time when i was like 11 we went out to the courtyard and we laid on the grass and we looked at the stars and we counted them and i kept making up stories about what theyre doing on all of the different stars in the sky
maid: y-your highness
princess: and she kept giggling at all my jokea and it stuck in my head cus she had the cutest laugh and she turned her head to look at me and she said i was really fun to be around and she wished we could hang out more
maid: princess, really-
princess: [flipping the page] and i remember it so vividly because when she turned to look at me with this. adorable smile. i wanted to kiss her so bad and i didnt even know why. cus id never wanted to kiss someone before in my life. but i was too shy to do it so i just laid there until mommy called me back inside
maid: [blushing profusely] y-you wanted to kiss her, then?
princess: yeah. she was the most beautiful person i've ever met. i think about her constantly. i think she moved away or something cus after a while she stopped hanging out with me and i never saw her again
maid: yeah...
princess: anyways [flipping the page] what did you wanna say earlier
maid: um. it is of little importance
princess: oh okay. whatever [closing the book] you really gotta read this one. its so hot
maid: m-maybe some other time.. did you need anything else, princess?
princess: nah you can go. oh actually. bring some crumpets for the dog
maid: very well, princess.. i will return later with treats [stepping out and walking down to the kitchen]
— KITCHEN —
maid: hey rudy, i need some crumpets for the princess
head chef: oh hey yeah i can do that, crumpets coming right up
maid: [sighing] can i talk to you about something? girl to girl?
head chef: of course, what's up girl
maid: i just. i can't get this girl out of my head.
head chef: oh god not her again. you gotta move on. you know she's not right for you
maid: yeah i know it's just. ugh. she can be so sweet sometimes. like maybe if she had someone looking out her she could finally get her life on track
head chef: [putting a tray in the oven] it doesn't have to be you, though. you don't have to fix everyone, yknow
maid: yeah.. i know.. i just.. [sighing] i can't stop thinking about her..
head chef: you really gotta let her go. you'll find the right person for you eventually.
maid: i know... i know.. i just. urgghh
head chef: yeah. i feel you. oh yeah also, you left your glasses here earlier
maid: oh thank goodness. i was worried i loat those
head chef: yeah don't worry i held onto them. you should wear em more, you look cute in them
maid: yeah, maybe.. thanks for the talk rudy. i have a lot to think about
head chef: no worries, always happy to help. good luck with the princess
maid: h-huh?! i didn't say–
head chef: i mean with the crumpets, silly. you can be very funny at times
maid: a-ah.. yeah.. haha.. i guess so
The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.
If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.
And I mean being an ACTUAL ally.
I don't mean sexualizing us or watching trans porn.
I don't mean treating trans mascs like "uwu soft baby boy" and trans femmes as "yass queen girl boss".
I don't mean expecting praise for using the right pronouns and using incorrect ones when "they're a bad trans person".
I mean ACTUAL SUPPORT.
Donate to trans shelters or organizations. DON'T out us to people we aren't out to. Go to protests if you're able, FIGHT ALONGSIDE US. Don't bring us around people you know are transphobic or dangerous, the list goes on. The LGBTQ community is ALL of us not just some of us.
Trans people who are documented as trans on government documents are currently not able to get passports - whether or not they accept their passport being issued as their birth sex, any indication that you're trans on a document that can be accessed by the government is being used as reason to deny a passport.
This is incredibly alarming. Even agreeing to be labeled as your birth sex is not sufficient. They want to deny trans people the ability to leave the country. Any possible reason for this is horrifying.
We need to rally now. Protect the entire community, do not allow them to throw any of us under the bus. None of us will be spared, they're just coming for the most vulnerable people first, and soon enough the most vulnerable people will be YOU.
Previous administration used LGBTQI+ acronym.
today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant
hey guys. guess who has a daughter now
today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant
hey guys. guess who has a daughter now
today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant
hey guys. guess who has a daughter now
Culture Shock
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Saw a really stupid reactionary thumbnail today and this part in particular is so fucking funny. They clearly do not realize the irony in using this particular incarnation of the doctor to say this
He legit threw out that he may have fucked Lenin in his first audio! He got the first trans companion in the Stranded series! And aren’t he and Fitz basically dating in the EDAs?
group therapy in the tardis starts in 10 minutes
i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love
i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love
i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love
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oh yeah piñata time