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Just please don't make a scene. Ā [Requested by selenethedeathdealer]
By: thejennire
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could i PLEASE have someĀ āwe met on tinderā plots? you pick a muse, i pick a muse, then we pretend they matched on tinder, throw them into a conversation, and see how it goes?! it could go so many different directions⦠i need it.
āwe only speak to each other in war cries and love moansā
ā e.e. (via eefrostpoetry)
by katya kosiv.
do you have friends
no, having friends is so 2007
I wanna do things differently.
self-care is ignoring canon
ā„Ā Ā šššššššĀ Ā Ā [Ā Ā šĀ Ā ššššššĀ Ā ššššĀ Ā ]Ā Ā .
designedĀ forĀ musesĀ withĀ aĀ bitĀ ofĀ unresolvedĀ tension betweenĀ them ,Ā Ā butĀ canĀ beĀ usedĀ forĀ anyĀ circumstances youĀ seeĀ fit !!Ā Ā
ā”Ā Ā ššššĀ :Ā Ā addĀ Ā āĀ +Ā šĀ āĀ Ā toĀ reverseĀ theĀ roles .
šĀ :Ā Ā myĀ museĀ discoversĀ yourĀ museĀ readingĀ aĀ diaryĀ entryĀ thatĀ myĀ museĀ wroteĀ aboutĀ yours .
š Ā :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ paintsĀ myĀ museāsĀ nails .
šæĀ :Ā Ā myĀ museĀ accidentallyĀ moansĀ whileĀ yourĀ museĀ washesĀ theirĀ hair .
šĀ :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ helpsĀ myĀ museĀ getĀ dressedĀ afterĀ myĀ museĀ sustainsĀ anĀ injuryĀ orĀ illness .
šļøĀ :Ā Ā ourĀ musesĀ areĀ forcedĀ byĀ circumstanceĀ toĀ shareĀ aĀ bedĀ forĀ theĀ night .
š§¼Ā :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ bathesĀ mineĀ afterĀ myĀ museĀ sustainsĀ anĀ injuryĀ orĀ illness .
šĀ :Ā Ā ourĀ musesāĀ handsĀ brushĀ asĀ theyĀ walkĀ sideĀ byĀ side .
š¢Ā :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ picksĀ mineĀ upĀ Ā &Ā Ā carriesĀ themĀ overĀ theirĀ shoulder .
šļøĀ :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ isĀ watchingĀ mineĀ sleep ,Ā Ā whenĀ myĀ museĀ suddenlyĀ wakesĀ upĀ Ā &Ā Ā catchesĀ them .
š¬Ā :Ā Ā myĀ museĀ stealsĀ aĀ cigaretteĀ Ā (Ā Ā or lollipopĀ Ā )Ā Ā fromĀ yourĀ museĀ Ā &Ā Ā putsĀ itĀ inĀ theirĀ mouth .
šĀ :Ā Ā ourĀ musesĀ slowĀ danceĀ together .
š§¦Ā :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ walksĀ inĀ onĀ myĀ museĀ changingĀ clothes .
šĀ :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ brushesĀ myĀ museāsĀ hair .
šĀ :Ā Ā ourĀ musesĀ areĀ mistakenĀ forĀ aĀ coupleĀ byĀ someoneĀ else .
šĀ :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ noticesĀ thatĀ myĀ museāsĀ shirtĀ isĀ openĀ Ā &Ā Ā goesĀ toĀ āĀ fixĀ itĀ āĀ .
šĀ :Ā Ā myĀ museĀ seesĀ yoursĀ allĀ dressedĀ up .
šŖĀ :Ā Ā myĀ museĀ isĀ Ā āĀ forcedĀ āĀ Ā toĀ sitĀ onĀ yourĀ museāsĀ lapĀ Ā (Ā Ā dueĀ toĀ aĀ lackĀ ofĀ chairs ,Ā Ā faulty seatbelt ,Ā etc .Ā Ā )
šĀ :Ā Ā yourĀ museĀ makesĀ aĀ suggestiveĀ jokeĀ butĀ myĀ museĀ actuallyĀ actsĀ onĀ it .Ā
SEND ME A SHIP and Iāll tell you:
Who saidĀ āI love youā first
Who would have the otherās picture as their phone background
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
Who initiated the first kiss
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
Who starts tickle fights
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
Who kills/takes out the spiders
Who loudlyĀ proclaimsĀ their love when theyāre drunk
I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iām a mermaid
[text] I know itās 3am, but come over and cook for me.Ā
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itās urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereās no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iāll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youāre free today! Iāve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text]Ā I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt becauseĀ no pants
[text]Ā We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⦠I just rolled off and tapped out.Ā
[text] Like alphabetically, Iād say a t?
[text]Ā Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Ā there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donāt judge me.
[text]Ā I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Ā We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iāve never been so broken.
[text]Ā Is āhead down ass upā an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iām not sure itās legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnāt enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iāll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donāt leave me, whoās going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iāve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyāre getting into it and itās a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iām either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says youāre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iām in A&E but I donāt really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iām officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itās not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnāt trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heās decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donāt talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iāll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donāt test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⦠and after looking a second time, I donāt think iāve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnāt let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⦠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youāll just say Iām lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⦠everywhere
[text] Youāre my hero
[text] Youāre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itās not a good night if I donāt end up crying into your motherās lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heāll marry me and youāll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iām may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Ā You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairā¦
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterā¦
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherā¦
[text] If youāre not coming over with food, donāt come over at all
[text]Ā Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againā¦
[text]Ā IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Ā Letās never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Ā If you donāt fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weāre alone in your room, Iām returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iām sorry xox
[text]Ā There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youāre pretending I didnāt bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a ācomfy place to sitā
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donāt know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Ā I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a āletās fuckā way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of ālet me wash your hairā way.
Lucy Boynton in Lock In (2016)
Send āāā for a MORNING text. Send āāā for a text that WASNāT SENT. Send āāā for a RUSHED text. Send āāā for a DRUNK text. Send āāæā for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send āĆøā for a LATE NIGHT text. Send āāā for a HATEFUL text. Send ā#ā for a RANDOM text. Send ā@ā for a SCARED text. Send ā&ā for a LOVING text. Send ā%ā for a CURIOUS text. Send āćā for an EXCITED text. Send ā$ā for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send āāā for a HEARTBREAKING text.