Pile of Good Things

[filmgifs]

But that’s impossible. How could I marry a prince? I’d have to be… A princess. Sleeping Beauty (1959) dir. Clyde Geronimi

[comradeorangutan]

being a woman is like you have too many eyes and too many voices and none of them are yours

[darlinghogwarts]

“listen… harry’s in trouble, and we could tell mum and dad, but I reckon we should just steal the flying car and go kidnap him in his muggle neighborhood, even though I’m 12 and you’re both 14 and this is a crime and the three of us cant drive”

“excellent”

[buddyhollyscurls]

I really hope Jane Austen knows that it’s 2018 and Elizabeth Bennett is still That Bitch™️ to all of us young ladies like shout-out to my homegirl thanks for writing her

[conscience-killer]

[batmansymbol]

to this day i am flat-out stunned by the way the pirates of the caribbean theme PERFECTLY evokes a jaunty swashbuckler riding atop the bowsprit of a magnificent—yet foreboding!—18th century galleon, from whose mainmast the jolly roger flaps spectacularly in a high wind. like? how’d you do it? some cellos? how.

[penelopefeatheringtonss]

Carrie Fisher attends the opening of ‘Gilda Radner - Live From New York’ on August 2, 1979 at the Winter Garden Theater in New York City.

[nepofledgling]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[astrodidact]

[hourgloss]

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that  Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)

[insomniac-arrest]

this is so fucking funny

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[kalipygos]

never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful