Space Union of Two

Live Laugh Pizza

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Hey all! I'm Yellow!

🟤: And I am Brown.

🟡: Welcome to the Skeld cafeteria blog!

🟤: We hope you are hungry for some pizza.

Some posts may feature spoilers from the entire show! Tread lightly if you haven't finished it!

Timeline: Before Cyan died (but really, any works)

Blogs we interact with :)

Red - @captain-skeld

Orange - @yourorangehrfamily

Lime - @ask-lime-amongusshow

...Lime? - @aliensarereal029

Green - @the-future-captain

Cyan - @the-best-gemologist

Blue - @mdblue

Purple - @askpurps

(if you wish to be removed from the list, lmk!)

TAGS: #🟡 salt - Yellow posts #🟤 pepper - Brown posts #📦 delivery - Fellow crewmates #🍕side dish - Ooc mod posts

Mod - This is a Yellow/Brown ask blog for the Among Us tv show! This is my first time doing anything like this so apologies if I screw smth up LMAO

[aliensarereal029]

something's different about thhe pizz a today ... don't know what it is but it tastes weird.. think they're trying to poison us all ..

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Oh, that? That's just our new recipe! We can, uh, adjust it if you like?

🟤: @mdblue We told you they would notice...

[skeld-cafeteria]

Yellow has something very important to say

[skeld-cafeteria]

I asked Red, Orange and Cyan this, now I must know what your Pokemon teams are. I’ve got me an Empoleon, Gyarados, Luxray, Kricketune, Garchomp, and Staraptor let me guess….matching teams?

🟡: Good question! We've mostly fallen out of Pokemon after college, but we'll give it a shot!

[skeld-cafeteria]

\\ trying to get a feel for how I want to make art for this blog, so in the meantime have this lol

[ask-lime-amongusshow]

if anyone asks Ore+ does not taste good.

[yourorangehrfamily]

YOU BETTER NOT BE EATING THOSE.

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Is our pizza not good enough for you, Lime? You’d rather eat rocks, Lime?

🟤: Truly barbaric.

[skeld-cafeteria]

Opinions of foods other than pizzas?

-- Anonymous Spirit 🩷👻

🟡🟤: Pasta.

🟡: All kinds! Wait, favorite pasta noodle. Three, two, one-

🟡🟤: Rigatoni!

🟡: Absolutely! I do love a good penne dish. Though shells are definitely underrated.

🟤: Amen.

[skeld-cafeteria]

a creature brings in a note with two pictures attached to it. Both pictures show Orange from the Rodamrix animations

the note reads; “hey is this your guys’s future kid or something?”

🟡: I think we know them from college...?

🟤: ...spinach they...

[skeld-cafeteria]

slides this over

🟡: ...hurk...eugh...

🟤: *slides it away using the pizza peel*

[skeld-cafeteria]

*EVIL Cyan walks into the kitchen, omg they are so evil!!!*

Hey, LOSERS! Yes, I was the one who cried all over your meat! But who cares, it was BITTER! And besides, your food is always TOO salty!

*EVIL Cyan skips out of the kitchen, giggling evily*

🟡: ...First of all, how dare you-

🟤: I think we need to call security-

[skeld-cafeteria]

what was the spinach incident

🟤: We do not talk about the spinach incident.

[skeld-cafeteria]

If you allowed the other crew to make food for you guys(aka you two take a day off), who would cook best? I feel like Black, Cyan, Purple, and Lime would all be surprises.

🟡🟤: Black.

🟤: Long ago, we had this cook-off.

🟡: They actually cooked an edible batch of pizza. As for the others…

🟡: Cyan tried making a vegetarian pizza. They used poisonous mushrooms by accident.

🟤: Purple burnt their sauce every single time. They mentioned something about only ever microwaving noodles.

🟡: Orange brought a pre-made pizza. Who was then immediately disqualified.

🟤: Red tried cooking a gourmet chicken.

🟡: A live one. That they brought on-board just for this.

🟤: They got into a fist fight with the chicken.

🟡: They ended- *chuckle* they ended up in the medbay.

🟤: And Lime. Well.

🟡: Yeah… let’s just say that the kitchen was flushed with radon gas for a week.

🟤: Needless to say, everyone was forbidden from the kitchen after that.

[skeld-cafeteria]

[skeld-cafeteria]

If you allowed the other crew to make food for you guys(aka you two take a day off), who would cook best? I feel like Black, Cyan, Purple, and Lime would all be surprises.

🟡🟤: Black.

🟤: Long ago, we had this cook-off.

🟡: They actually cooked an edible batch of pizza. As for the others…

🟡: Cyan tried making a vegetarian pizza. They used poisonous mushrooms by accident.

🟤: Purple burnt their sauce every single time. They mentioned something about only ever microwaving noodles.

🟡: Orange brought a pre-made pizza. Who was then immediately disqualified.

🟤: Red tried cooking a gourmet chicken.

🟡: A live one. That they brought on-board just for this.

🟤: They got into a fist fight with the chicken.

🟡: They ended- *chuckle* they ended up in the medbay.

🟤: And Lime. Well.

🟡: Yeah… let’s just say that the kitchen was flushed with radon gas for a week.

🟤: Needless to say, everyone was forbidden from the kitchen after that.

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: No yellow or brown text coloring?! Stupid MIRA, cutting corners again.

[the-future-captain]

[lwk wanna add the red, purp, and the qpr duo to my list of blogs but I haven’t interacted with them yet and I’m scared too send help 😭✌️]

[skeld-cafeteria]

// jumping up and down jumping up and down waving at you hi hi hi

[skeld-cafeteria]

*gives both yellow and brown pride flags of the mod's choice*

Happy pride month you two!

-- Anonymous Spirit 🩷👻

*they both get asexual (and aromantic?) flags*

🟡: Oh! Thank you!

🟤: I feel very prideful.

[captain-skeld]

I have about 600 hours in Starmate Valley dude MIRA is gonna fire me for playing instead of flying the ship

[yourorangehrfamily]

Red, as your HR representative, I am obligated to encourage a healthy work-life balance.

As your friend, I am begging you to go outside. but I guess none of us can really do that can we??

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Red, your dinner is outside the admin doors. Pause that stupid game and OPEN UP!

🟤: Or we will make Lime give it to you. And you do not want that.