LIME

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ILL MAKE AN INTRO POST LATER I HAVE ALIENS TO CANTHC THEYRE IN THE VENTS….

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Hi,Lime! You're one of my favorites! Stay awesum!

I think you mispelt awesom’ but eh none th’ less thank ya?

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hey who’s that new person? They said they were an alien biologist or something..?

eh I dunno?? I’ve been in my vents all day.. and with the lovely reactor..

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How can you be so sure of the existence of aliens?

-- @mdblue

DONT TELL the COPS BUT I err SAW ONE OF EM!

they were a very tall fella.. and gross..

wait…WHY AM I TELIN YOU THIS YOU COULD BE ONE OF EM!!!!!!!

[mdblue]

How did you pass your mental health eval to become a MIRA employee? Respectfully.

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mental huh now??

[mdblue]

*distant clanging comes from the vents and line appears*

GArhhhH *coughh* eh uh

they told me to come here because if the er ore+ thing.

I’m not comin’ outta these vents though.

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Thank goodness you're here, Lime. I've been waiting patiently for you... to crawl your shifty little ass out of that stupid vent. Is there enough room in there for me to get to your midsection? I want to feel for any tenderness or hardness.

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Er uh

*quick lil glance around*

..no

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Eating rocks that are technically alien eggs is not good bro

Go get checked out 🥀

*long grumble*

FINE!

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Hmm, you might be right, you look nothing like a chicken.

of COURSE I don’t!

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Are you sure though?

‘Bout what. The er ALIENS??? of COURSE IM SURE!!!

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Don't worry, my chickens also eat rocks, it helps their digestion so it's completely normal for some non-bean shaped species. Which begs the question. Are you really a bean or are you something else? Maybe even without knowing it yourself? Hmm....

our currency is beans so I HOPE IM NOT ONE!!!!!

I’m definitely NOT A CHICKEN THOUGH!!!!

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Happens to the best of us, hope you won't have to spend to much time rewriting your intro page. Bummer.

I’m so mad rn

I got so mad that i

started to play among us at ALMOST 3AM NOW.

(All of the players were terrible btw)

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hey uh you

you rate alien eggs

the ore is alien eggs

you just had scrambled egg but extra space flavor

Oh

yeah another one of you anons told me already.. well I didn’t taste any fleshhy stuff so maybeee your the infected one…

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How can you be so sure of the existence of aliens?

-- @mdblue

DONT TELL the COPS BUT I err SAW ONE OF EM!

they were a very tall fella.. and gross..

wait…WHY AM I TELIN YOU THIS YOU COULD BE ONE OF EM!!!!!!!

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you know the ore is alien eggs right?

you just ate an alien egg

oh

that explains the er taste I guess.

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oml I just accidentally reseted the page while making me intro im gunna eject myself bye guys ooc btw

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if anyone asks Ore+ does not taste good.

[yourorangehrfamily]

YOU BETTER NOT BE EATING THOSE.

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Is our pizza not good enough for you, Lime? You’d rather eat rocks, Lime?

🟤: Truly barbaric.

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IT WAS FOR ALIEN RESEARCH!!!!!!!! your pizzas are FINE!

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if anyone asks Ore+ does not taste good.

[yourorangehrfamily]

YOU BETTER NOT BE EATING THOSE.

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AH

*scrambles into the vents like a rat*

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if anyone asks Ore+ does not taste good.

[mdblue]

WHY would you eat Ore+. ☹️

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who said I did!?!?!?! they’re LYING!!!

[mdblue]

Then who did? I want to monitor them. They could have an intestinal blockage.

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….

immnot tellin’

[mdblue]

Someone needs an abdominal examination...

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..

YOULL NEVR TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

**and he’s back in the vents*