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@skelet0nofpuns
this is a role-play blog for sans the skeleton!
no bigots, maga, pedos, or any of that stuff. not cool.
keep things chill, okay?
oh yeah this is handplates au btw
also I am the mod of @ivxliwh , and my main is @cosmicchiroptera
I got uhhhh.two bags of. fruit
yay
even if you don't get into a relationship with him, do you think you'd sleep with him again?
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
[yk what. probably, yeah.]
I ask again; are you two, like, official now?
oh-kaay—
look. just because me and him got together and had a little fun, it doesnt automatically mean we're...yknow, dating. or anything like that. and if I were to date someone, they'd have to be on good terms with my brother. my brother's a cool dude, and im not gonna get into a committed relationship with someone who thinks otherwise.
[he'd have a whole list, but hes too lazy to type all that out.]
in other news, you sleeping with jevil has pissed off your dad
which is great news, because he can't do anything with that rage so he's stuck being really pissed off
hehehehahaaaaa...
you're lucky papyrus wasn't home last night
[he puts his head in his hands. he looks embarrassed.]
how tired are you?
bonetkred
[YOU DIDNT EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT]
are you and him together now?
what?wh? lletsslowdownhere fora moemtn
soooo how did things goooo?
hhhwha
...
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[so NOW you remember]
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
do what, what?
"the purring thing. it sounds like youre purring. didnt know you could do that."
oh. yeah, yeah.
i don't do that much.
[huh.]
"must be pretty happy, then, huh?"
i guess, guess.
...
sooo... how about we get out of this bit of the underground? i'm boiling here!
[another tone switch-up]
"..eh, why not?"
[he leaves his hotdog stand!]
"not like theres much of anyone around here to sell to at the moment, anyways."
too bad, so sad! us time, time!
[he just chuckles.]
"hows grillbys sound to you?"
[surely taking him to grillbys cant end badly. right.]
sure, sure!
[sans gestures for him to follow, before he starts.leading the way back to snowdin. to grillbys they goooo]
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
do what, what?
"the purring thing. it sounds like youre purring. didnt know you could do that."
oh. yeah, yeah.
i don't do that much.
[huh.]
"must be pretty happy, then, huh?"
i guess, guess.
...
sooo... how about we get out of this bit of the underground? i'm boiling here!
[another tone switch-up]
"..eh, why not?"
[he leaves his hotdog stand!]
"not like theres much of anyone around here to sell to at the moment, anyways."
too bad, so sad! us time, time!
[he just chuckles.]
"hows grillbys sound to you?"
[surely taking him to grillbys cant end badly. right.]
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
do what, what?
"the purring thing. it sounds like youre purring. didnt know you could do that."
oh. yeah, yeah.
i don't do that much.
[huh.]
"must be pretty happy, then, huh?"
i guess, guess.
...
sooo... how about we get out of this bit of the underground? i'm boiling here!
[another tone switch-up]
"..eh, why not?"
[he leaves his hotdog stand!]
"not like theres much of anyone around here to sell to at the moment, anyways."
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
do what, what?
"the purring thing. it sounds like youre purring. didnt know you could do that."
oh. yeah, yeah.
i don't do that much.
[huh.]
"must be pretty happy, then, huh?"
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
do what, what?
"the purring thing. it sounds like youre purring. didnt know you could do that."
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
[there's a lot of sharp pointy teeth in that grin... oh he's making a weird sound. kinda sounds like purring.]
[he can fucking do that???]
"huh. didnt know you could do that."
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
i stiiiiiill wanna steal your gloves, gloves.
but you're growing on me, so i won't, won't!
"ah-haah....thats...yeah. good."
[he just sort of awkwardly pats JEVIL on the head.]
hey hot stuff, stuff!
@jevilnon
"oh."
"this is what the anons meant."
[hes at his fuck ass uhh. hot dog stand in hotland. ]
so you made it home, home!
that's greaaaaat!
and i'm sure you'll love to hear that your dear old dad is stuck somewhere where i'm pretty sure he can't reach this place, place!
[SANS is silent for a good few seconds.]
"pfft— are— are you serious?"
yup! completely and utterly!
anyway, i'm just here because the anons kept asking about a guy i used to sleep with, with!
it wasn't anything serious, so i told them i never had a relationship with him, him!
"I might actually consider kissing you."
[WOAH. WELL, HES HAPPY TO HEAR THAT BIT OF NEWS.]
"aaand, this correlates with me how, exactly?"
pucker up then.
oh, yeah, i consider you better company than the anons, but that's not saying much, much!
i'm sure you know why!
"uh huh..."
[he taps the table part of the stand hes sitting at. hes sure he does.]
"well, I'd offer you a dog in these trying times, but unfortunately, we're all out."
fine by me, me!
so how about that kiss, kiss?
"youre too eager. no kiss for you."
[YOU HAVE NO LIPS???]
aww..
[jingles sadly]
"...damn. didnt expect you to be that sad about it, tibia honest."
pff- hahaha! oh i do love a good pun, pun!
[that was.. a mood swing]
[...god damn, this man has issues.]
"..well, ive got a skele-ton more up my sleeve!"
uee hee hee! continue, continue, contintue!
"oh, I dont know, man. you sure youre not gonna get sick of it and leave me a-bone, here?"
i'm sure, sure!
"not many people find all my jokes humerus, yknow. it can get real bone-ly at times!"
[jevil keeps laughing at the puns. gosh, he's really enjoying this, huh?]
[well, what do you know? he didnt think he'd ever be having fun with this guy.]
"okay, okay, okay— yknow why youve never heard of two skeletons fighting eachother?"
why, why?
"'cause none of 'em have the guts."
HAHAHA!
"should I keep going, or are my jokes getting under your skin?"
keep going, keep going!
[his tail is wagging]
"yknow, I really ought'a practice more on my trom-bone. been a while since I dug it out. or maybe i should try out hockey! I could drive the zam-bone-y."
[jevil claps his hands with joy]
"man, you are really enjoying this, huh?"
of course i am, am!
"say, dont suppose youve got any puns of your own, eh?" [he pokes JEVIL.] "cmon, I can feel it in my bones! I cant be the only one tellin' all these puns! feelin' pretty one-sided, here!"
hmm.. i should warn you, once i get started i'm pun-stoppable!
uee hee hee!
[SANS laughs]
"ha! I knew you had a funny-bone somewhere! was feeling a little bone-ly there for a few minutes!"
trust me, my puns are-
[he summons devilsknife]
-to die for, for!
i was never going to leave you hanging!
[as he says hanging, he floats up and dangles by his tail from the top of the stand. this does also bring him very close to sans' face, but he doesn't seem to mind]
"woah, now! thought my life was in grave danger for a second, there!"
[SANS doesnt seem to mind all that much, either.]
"not really, but I guess by now you can see right through me."
i'd cardly say i can do that, that!
[that one was so terrible...]
[SANS snorts.]
"gehkheha!— and they say my puns are to die for!"
[jevil is about to say something else, when his tail slips and he falls from where he is dangling]
"ohshit—"
[SANS tries to catch him. with his arms and the blue magictype shit]
[i'll sayyy.. that works]
uh. i guess you could say i'm falling for you? or maybe i'm even.. fooling for you, you!
"...oh my god that is so stupid— im gonna drop you now."
[He clearly finds it endearing, and he doesnt drop JEVIL.]
[jevil's tail is back to wagging]
[oh my goddd this guy is so stupiddddd]
"im gonna do it. im dropping you."
[hes just slowwlyyy lowering JEVIL back down.]
go on then, then.
do it, do it.
"a'ight."
[he. okay well he doesnt actually drop jevil but he lowers him faster than he was before]
[jevil seems disappointed that he was not actually dropped]
"what? did'ja actually want me to drop you?"
yes, yes!
[lil freak/pos]
"huh. welp, guess ill just have to drop you properly then, huh?"
[right. he can just.do that.]
do it, do it!
"alrighty."
[blue magiccc. hes just gonna.move jevil up then drop him.]
weee!
uee hee hee!
you're fun! i can't believe i was sent to be all ominous and spooky too you the first time i came here, here!
this is so much better, better!
"youre telling me. youre a lot more tolerable when y'aint stealing peoples gloves."
