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@skeleton-out-the-closet
it's that time again I guess!!!
cleared up the friend list so I'm looking for people to arknight with!! maybe also more Arknights mutuals??
i got a bunch of strong E2 ops to swap supports, and give out clues and all that stuff, and don't particularly care about who has which ops as support or anything
I just want to fill the list because big number = good brain chemicals
The worst she can say is no…
on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call
Sometimes country girls need to come up with alternate plans
okay bitch anyways
At long last, our paths converge, my rival—Wait, wait. Hold on. Pause.
Okay what the fuck is this dude, you brought allies? What the fuck? Do you know how long I spent looking for some empty, circular mausoleum I can wait in? Do you know how hard it is to find another sword of roughly the same shape and size as mine that I can just plunge into the center undamaged for you to take before I move? Do you even care that I've been standing here with my back turned for thirty fucking hours?
Fuck dude, my fight theme's an epic arrangement of my leitmotif called The Duel for god's sake. You realize that loses all its gravitas if Mickey, Donald, and Goofy here jump me too? If I knew I was in a JRPG I would have remembered to pack a 3rd, 4th, and 5th phase!
And are those debuffs? I worked my ass off on these strict but readable melee combo strings and you were just gonna oneshot me?! I made secret phase transition dialogue! I was gonna get exhausted and let you beat my ass if you knew my secret weakness to the starting move you unlocked in the tutorial! What am I, a fucking loot drop? You just wanted to see the next cutscene that bad?
No, no it's too late to go solo now, the moment's gone. Fuck it. Here. The HEAVENPIERCER. Just take it and go. I know when my bossfight's not wanted. Get out of here.
Fuck dude. We were even going to lock blades if we attacked at the same time... Had the camera ready to zoom into our faces and everything as I would tell you how I finally feel alive. *sigh*. Fuck.
What’s the pole story
I think this is best told as a greentext.
> Be me, romantically clueless
> Seeing spiderverse 2 with friends. Get dressed up all cute. > Girl taking tickets is extremely cute. Exactly my type. 100 GF soulmate electricity type cute. > Sees my xenoblade shirt. > "Oh, you're into XB2! It's my favorite game! Also, your skirt is so cute!" > "Hey, thanks!" > Walk into movie theater.
> See movie. 7.5/10, suffers from Act 1 syndrome, ends right when it's starting to pick up. > Leave theater. Girl is still there. > Girl stops me again. > "Also your hair is lovely. Everything about you is gorgeous. You're a gorgeous girl."
> Don't clock what's going on > "Hey, thanks!" > Turn to leave room > Run into pole > Say "Whoopsie doopsies, there's a pole there" out loud with my human mouth in a place people could hear me > Notice friends are leaving me behind > Run to catch up
> Days later realize she was flirting with me, then watched me turn, say "Whoopsie doopsies," then sprint out of the building at full tilt. > Never see her again
love that the response to this is 50/50% "I'd fall in love with you instantly" and "this is the worst fumble anyone has done."
new developments in morioh
rare snake
i hauve a cold
When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
Kamala?
I am so obsessed with this fish it's unreal, honestly.
God's normalest soldier. I know it's off-type and a patrolwoman is only knight-adjacent, but I have to at least talk about some of the things she's done. In no particular order, this fish:
- Once intimidated a Victorian noble into submission, entirely by accident, by being perfectly capable of keeping up with his small talk and outdoing him in talking about the weather; she later recalled this entire conversation, word for word, from memory so she could recount it to her girlfriend and ask what she'd done wrong
- Constantly draws squiggles and squares on her sketchpad in a way that helps her think but is incomprehensible to anyone else... except the Doctor, and honestly that's basically worse than if even they didn't understand; this got to the point that Warfarin - an actual medical doctor - assumed she must think too fast for her own brain to keep up with and needs the sketchpad as an assistive device
- Compiled a detailed report of her own life, including extremely private events, and then stood stock-still for seven hours while a mortified Doctor read it, incapable of speaking up about how abnormal it was due to how intimidating she is
- Was rejected from the Abyssal Hunters program, not for being the only person insane enough to willingly apply to have Eldritch Jellyfish Goo injected into her veins, but because she was doing it to mimic the world's edgiest DILF
- Regularly spends hours in the kitchen creating 'food' that's more akin to sensory experiences, like chewing herbs or spiced jerky you're only meant to let soak in your mouth, then pairs those with artful poems or delicate drawings; she then puts them in the cabinets because she's too used to uploading things to the Atlantis 3D Printer Omninet, where they're promptly snatched by Ceobe before anyone can see
- Has several kinds of neurotoxin that she can apply to her gun, all of which have meticulously thought-through use cases
- Wrote a thesis on the ineffectual physical results of coffee as a stimulant, after shotgunning 10 espressos and not feeling a thing, and proceeded to extol the virtues of the drink as effectively a placebo since all the culture around coffee implies it should work, and so that's why she assumes it does; she even blended her usual stimulants with coffee in order to create something suitable for her experiments, and it's some neon blue sludge
- (Of note, that last thing is her module... which raises the amount of poison damage her shots do)
"average Ægir has mommy issues" factoid actually just a statistical error. Average Ægir is raised communally and doesn't put too much weight on the concept of parenthood. Gladiia Georg, who was raised by her mother and fights her mommy issues 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
