Made of Whiskey, Made of Waves

Kenz<>Bi --On a beach in Malibu There's a child Waiting to watch the world burn With a box of matches In his fist -- icon by: supersonicstarchild

[skeleton-quartz]

me: *sees a bee* I respect you

bee: *starts flying toward me*

me: *runs away shrieking*

you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?

“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”

ok but… are you even… like….. friends????

[jesic-deactivated20120519]

[baronvonhammersmash-deactivated]

[welele]

[vejiga]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

[keyblack-hl]

…I should… probably find a better place for that thing…

[byrbe]

I fixed it.

[keyblack-hl]

Excellent, this is only slightly terrifying

[byrbe]

I gave him your hat too.

[keyblack-hl]

He doesn’t deserve that hat.

[byrbe]

The shoes too.

[keyblack-hl]

STOP

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

Delete this.

[raptorific]

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

[raptorific]

I told you so.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

[francescahoney-blog]

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

leaving your girls crib after you make her cum

[ant1socialmoth]

Lit

[denzelle]

the part of howl’s moving castle where he cries WHAT’s THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL and generates gallons of ectoplasmic slime from every pore because he accidentally messed up bleaching his hair is INCREDIBLY relatable

[wasoverexciteddragon-deactivate]

  Several cute blepy sneks

[zorua-the-trickster]

snakes are another weakness of mine ( ´ ∀ ` )

[userboxesbypinklilies-blog]

[ludicneeds]

ignore everybody else we’re alone now

[itskimcw]

[dinuguan]

[sanndife]

I NEED ME A FRIEND LIKE THIS

[lesbianvenom]

idk about you but i frequently give all my friends who are girls shirts that say “you’re on my to do list” and it’s totally not gay bc we are gal pals

[gaymoron-deactivated20200604]

harold…

[leil00]

secret’s out: victoria is a lesbian

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2016]

the “gal pals” part of this post is funny b/c they literally used bae in the ad, like they weren’t going for subtle they’re telling you this is gay

[teacupchimera]

#also ‘good days start with the bae’ and the ‘you’re on my to-do list’ combination… #they literally woke up together … wearing only those shirts #like there’s not even a heterosexual interpretation here this has ZERO STRAIGHT SUBTEXT IT IS 100% GAY #grade A pasteurized homo (via @thecuckoohaslanded)

[mollifiable]

some little things from summer of steven