It's always sunny in Aberdeen

[cherrysnax]

i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better

[cherrysnax]

u can watch whatever you want dgmw but if you 34 and getting in discourse about the morals in bluey and making headcanons about cocomelon maybe it’s time to broaden ur interests

[surgeyishinnn]

cold ass take. i’ve got enough adult shit to deal with irl, i don’t need it in my media. i have enough complex real life issues to think about in my professional life studying polsci. i watch cartoons for FUN, specifically to get away from all this shit.

[moonlitlillypop]

I think if your reading comprehension is this shitty you shouldn’t be allowed to reblog posts

[surgeyishinnn]

Enlighten me about the true meaning of this post. I think my reading comprehension is pretty darn good thank you very much

[moonlitlillypop]

[surgeyishinnn]

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF THE POST

[moonlitlillypop]

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/ascensionpost/status/1645992265536663553?s=46&t=kvJFP3BjKnMEl5NO2bJUMA

[la-laborista-republiko]

[5500-power-liches]

[saltatio-favillae]

I think about the ds3 wolf knight armor description every day

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[spades-gameing]

vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again

[perfectlygenericblog]

I know what you mean. It's good in small amounts, but if you do it too much it just overpowers all the other posts. It's too much. A little bit goes a long way, just like when you're making a ca

[seasonedbroccoli]

Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!

1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours

🥕 carrotjesus Follow

OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time

🤡 jizzardtower Follow

shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable

✴ cadylady2002 Follow

Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!

👁 shreksbellybutton Follow

🦷 pigeonsarecool Follow

CHICKEM WIMGS

🍵 souperdouper Follow

shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

this is so fucking bleak

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[blessyouhawkeye]

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[centrally-unplanned]

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[filthyprotozoan]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[hearty-an0n]

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

[savedgame]

Ok matpat. I won’t