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Memery sideblog. Follows back from @yeetyourveggies.

[cosmy]

[jncos]

Theory: Gordon Ramsay died from the knives thrown at him in the intro to Kitchen Nightmares, all the restaurants in the show are his dying visions and half-remembered aspects of what went wrong and brought him to this point

[kushblazer666]

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[pups-2-dust]

[hypokeimena]

[image description: @/adairsofair writes: In elementary school we weren't allowed to wear hats and in 3rd grade this boy, Joey, came in with a hat on and we were all like "Joey ur gonna get in trouble!" And the teacher told him to take it off but he said he got a really bad hair cut so the teacher and him went out in the hall and then they came back in and she said "Joey is allowed to wear a hat today" /end description]

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[bonivers]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[crimewave420]

i drink soda i eat pizza

[space-purp]

[curioscurio]

here's another fun one: big rat.

every hour, one random tumblr user gets chosen to have a big rat (it has to be a rat) sit on top of their posts. Thats 8,760 rat opportunities per year. big rat sits on all their posts for an hour. if you get picked for big rat and youre not on tumblr well sorry you missed it. but wouldn't that make it all the more special? People could ask "who has big rat right now?" And send their friends screenshots of when big rat sat on top of their posts. the people would love big rat.

[theworldlookswhite]

ẃh̷at́’s t͢he͏ ͜m͞a͝tte̸r?͏ ̕s̡ca̕re̴d ̨of

beans?

s̀͟p̛a̡̛͟c̵̢e̵b͡òy̡͞?

[yourbonesarenowmycoat]

recovering from penis surgery and i asked the nurse to plug in my phone and she bumped the screen and played this on loop for several minutes while she was digging around looking for an outlet

[yvfu]

is there an ai bubble bubble?

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

[something-truly-evil]

[bogleech]

Just a secret 😉 littly tip for you, if you cant find a straw you can press your lips to this and just inhale, trust me liquid will come out!! You wouldn't expect it to work well and it doesn't, but what it lacks in efficiency it makes up for in how loud and annoying a sound it makes

[neonprotagonist]

one of my players @s8n66 keeps all her notes for the campaign in a notebook full of pictures of ryan gosling she found at a thrift store

[factbot]

The giant inflatable squid that shows up at apple protests has a name— Jerma985.