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[skelketons]

deerpines -> skelketons

hi i'm jesse, any pronouns are fine, welcome to my amazing blog where i sometimes post things and overuse emojis 🤩🤩🤩 but i do things more on my ao3!!!!!!! (skelketons)!!!!!!!

i’m redoing my entire blog and i like things more often than i reblog them but i have opinions i swear. my main interests currently are house md, hannibal, and anything neurology related! anddd way too many other things to list here so js talk to me!!! if we’re mutuals ask for my discord bc you’re amazing!!! i don't bite i swear 💯

i don't plan to tag things other than character dynamics i brainrot over, specifically These under These Tags:

walter & jesse (breaking bad) -- [you kill him, you have no me]

bill & ford (gravity falls) -- [until the end of time]

house & wilson (house md) -- [if you die i’m alone]

hannibal & will (nbc hannibal) -- [where else would i go?]

[mukuberry-deactivated20250216]

The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

[clinicallyqueer]

my little meow meows

[skelketons]

made mw giggle

[vetchtibbles]

could only be in a relationship with someone if it’s the kind of situation where we only refer to each other by our last names

[bvrtysbvtches]

[franzinator]

foreman finding out chase is transfem but chase is still in the closet, so in public in fear of misgendering her or outing her, he refers to her as just “chase”. it just sounds funny because he’s trying so hard but it’s weird because he’s saying chase like 50 times in one sentence.

[beesintreezz]

house md text posts pt 6

[all-pacas]

so in "daddy's boy" chase says he can't hang out and stalk house because he has to do his laundry, and in "fidelity" cameron tells the patient she "sends her laundry" out. so what does foreman do when he has dirty clothes

[faggot-md]

I think it's pretty obvious!

Chase does the laundry for all three of them

[t4timekeeper]

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

[t4timekeeper]

greatest hits:

- You started out as a bet/challenge to see if I could successfully wrangle the infamous Problem Child but oh whoops I got attached!

- You are my kind, bright-eyed protegé who would never do so much as rip a tag off a mattress. anyway I am going to acquaint you with Criminal Activity

- I showed you genuine kindness and it was maybe the first time you’d ever experienced it and accidentally ended up becoming more of a parent to you than your “real” blood family ever was. Uh. Do you want to play catch in the park or

- I will gladly take any punishment meant for you. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect you, even if it meant I had to die in the process. I would do it a thousand times over, and I wouldn’t regret any of it.

- I taught you how to fight, and now through some circumstance or another, I’m forced to engage you in life-or-death combat without holding back.

- I put you through training from hell to make you the person you are today, for “your own good”, and now you’ve realized that you can hit back. And you can hit hard.

- I have made you into something greater than yourself - but you are changing from how I have designed you, and this is something I cannot allow.

- I taught you everything you know, and it was the greatest mistake I’ve ever made.

- I will make you just like me - by force, if necessary.

[t4timekeeper]

stop taggin this with ships / “and then they kiss” / “but what if it WAS romantic” you are missing the whole point of this post so bad. this is a Certified Aro Post. get weird about platonic dynamics NOW

[head-of-oncology]

[skelketons]

writing impossibly repressed characters is so annoying they wouldn’t say ANYTHING i need them to so it’s just 20 paragraphs of angry monologuing followed by like “Yes House I put the leftovers in the fridge”

[skelketons]

acc pmo that i can’t say this

[haphazaard]

Do you 🫵 believe Dr. Wilson shoved a carrot up Dr. House's ass ?

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 17, 2025

[ddeerlybeloved]

sinusoidal waves? more like suicidal waves!

[skelketons]

WE NEED TO MAKE CONVERSATION, JESSE ❤️‍🩹 you!!! return? 🥹

AUGUST 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i miss yuo bro….. i hath indeed returned from my half a year slumber ….. at least somehwere around half a year? idk 2025 sure has been a Year. a very busy and energy draining Year. WHAT ABT U THOUGH how have you been ?????

[skelketons]

holy shit it’s uou/silly

HII

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol