Offend Sans – The Gremlin Who Stayed (UnderSegments Main Timeline Intro Snippet)
The castle was never quiet after he arrived.
No one knew where he came from — just that one night, during a raid on a crumbling AU, Killer found a small black cat in the ruins. Crimson eyes glowing through the dust. Crimson bands on his paws like fresh blood. Hissing, but not running.
Killer picked him up. The cat purred.
Nightmare allowed it — one stray, one responsibility on Killer.
They named him Offie at first. Short for “little offender.”
Then he shifted.
One morning Killer walked into the kitchen to find a naked skeleton standing on the counter, face covered in stolen bacon grease, grinning like he owned the place.
“Hi daddy~” he said. Single red eyelight sparkling. Black drip trailing down his cheek like tears he’d never cry.
Killer dropped his knife.
Nightmare sighed from the doorway.
And just like that…
Offend Sans became part of the family.
He screams random words at 3 a.m. Steals chocolate from Error (and lives). Bites shoulders to say “I love you.” Purrs loud enough to rattle the throne. Shifts to cat form to nap in hoodies, on laps, or — his favorite — curled on Nightmare’s throne when he thinks no one’s looking.
He’s chaos in a red hoodie. He’s needy. He’s loud. He’s terrified of being left behind.
But in this castle?
He’s home.
And no one’s letting him go.
(Stay tuned for more chaos, cuddles, and gremlin antics from your favorite catboy disaster~ >:3)
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