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She.her // 18 // 🇫🇷 Where I get to post bullshit My art : consunerd

[consumedbynerd]

Hello ! Thanks for stopping by !

I'm a huge nerd that posts abt/reblog stuff I like ! That's it, that's the idea...

‎my art : @consunerd

[thegroovyarchives]

1996 Wishbone Stickers (via: eBay)

[knivesandteeth]

Personally love the Idea that most of star trek is reconstructed from personal logs. Because it plugs all the plot holes and explains a bunch of stuff like "why does the ferengi characterisation vary so wildly?" Humans are bigots

"why do the trills change appearance between tng and ds9?" Mistake in the logs

"why arent garak and Bashir fucking?" They are, garak keeps deleting if from the logs

[kslashs-collector]

GENIUS!!! This combined with the universal translator being unreliable is the perfect way to actually make the show make sense

[moon111111]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

"In the future, we are still going to be human beings"

[maja-paja]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[lunglizards]

What’s wrong with them

[consumedbynerd]

older pokemon forums are wild bc you'll be looking for advice on a move set and will find slurs and rape jokes in every answers.. like bro you're 20 in 2010 playing fucking pokemon calm down

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[livelaughlothcat]

I feel like the writers keep trying to gaslight me when it comes to Deanna and Riker. They are so obviously in a relationship to me. It’s an open one, but it’s definitely a relationship. They kiss and cuddle all the time! But no, at least once a season they’ve had an episode where they’re trying to convince me that their relationship is actually totally platonic and they haven’t been romantically involved in years. Which again, is obviously not the case to anyone with a functioning brain.

[nightlysleeper]

Odo receives the most crushing blow of his entire life

[quarkfancam]

Hi everyone I just post slop now. Enjoy

[minty-apricot]

professor spock needs to talk to you about your academic studies

[consunerd]

[consumedbynerd]

Completely flabergasted at the fact that lizzie mcguire actually only lasted 2 seasons/3 years