schemin with my skenes

sideblog for insanity (just bloggin muh thoughts)

[skenes-gland]

hehe

adult | any prnouns | i don't give 2 shits (i secretly give many shits, shhhhh)

call me skenes (pronounced sk-ee-n-z)

i am a mischievous cunt

and i just want to be held dammit

[skenes-gland]

SHEnis (a woman's penis)

PussHE (a man's pussy)

[skenes-gland]

DOCTORS HATE HIM!!

He was pronounced dead,

yet three days later he rose from his grave

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[skenes-gland]

IYKWIMAIR

[skenes-gland]

[in basic american accent] "I think I have naurvirus"

"you mean Norovirus?"

[suddenly austrailian] "Naur"

[skenes-gland]

can't tell if im hungry, horny, or sleepy

maybe if i fuck myself with a banana i'll have good dreams

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[skenes-gland]

my gender is pussyboycutfagdykedicktease

but for simplicity just say im queer

[skenes-gland]

stinky poopy baby go cry somewhere else

i have taxes to evade

[skenes-gland]

pussy fresh pussy clean

i just drank 10 gallons of lean