Sketti Noodl

❤️The beautiful pastel calico ball python❤️

[daftpatience]

here’s a rough sketch commission i did for someone. it was a pun on the word “soulmates”

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[lilycove]

oof

[end0skeletal]

Green tree python hatchlings are born either bright yellow or brick red. The color change to adult green has been observed around one year in age. (x x x x x x)

[happytoads]

Madame, your carriage awaits.

[william-snekspeare]

“Snake Expressions” by William Snekspeare

[william-snekspeare]

my favorite part about posting this is that a lot of people thought this was one consecutive comic like they thought that all of these snakes were speaking to each other and honestly it is so much funnier that way

[holly-grenade]

😂😂😂

[dogsignalfire]

[boxodice]

angry yuan-ti prince guards his jewels

[kaijukat-art]

I started drawing BPs as dragons and I cant stop

[dogsignalfire]

[slytherfriends]

a spooky boi counting down with me LESS THAN 100 DAYS TILL HALOWEEN ✨🎃🐍🖤✨

[dogsignalfire]

Drizzly day!

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

[megheadmed]

important 

[skettinoodl]

Henlo. Who is knocking at my door?

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[mrsboopsnoot]

PSA: This is not an acceptable thing to say in reaction to a picture of someone’s pet. ESPECIALLY if you initiated questions about it.

Seriously. Why do people think this is okay?

[dexa101]

Wtf is wrong with that person?

[mrsboopsnoot]

It was my uncle too. So not even a stranger. Someone who knows how much I love my Junebug. T_T

[skettinoodl]

My family is the same way. Always say stuff just to upset me; like my mom loves to tell me anytime she kills a snake on her farm. So insensitive :<

[dogsignalfire]

drizzle! 

[skettinoodl]

What a lovely noodle

[skettinoodl]

My pretty girl has fresh skin and is gorgeous as always