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[airsignz]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

[pointnclick]

someone caption this for me

[pulling-aggro]

back at it again @ krispey kreme

[bigdaddychungis4000]

Me after a long night with my werewolf boyfriend

[ekscelsior]

Penetrator

[hanniballecterkinnie]

me in genshin when i get crimson agate:

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Very cool: The relative sidereal rotation periods of planets in 2D

(Credit: Dr James O'Donoghue / @physicsJ)

[the-many-facets-of-folly]

Jupiter here wildin' out while Uranus going the wrong damn way....

Fuckin aquarius 🌬

[bringhimdown]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

[gwynbleidd892]

[the-gayest-dovah]

[matthevv]

Genshin impact characters: ara ara~~ arent you cute… I suppose i could join you on your magical quest haha♥️ ;)

Arknights characters: my name is asbestos and i fucking hate you

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Gatcha characters: “I’d die for you, m-master 😍”

Arknight characters: “ok my higher-ups assigned me to your command, but if you move and inch in the wrong way against our interests I am duty bound to slay you where you stand”

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[kaijuno]

the royal family is worried about archie’s skin colour when prince philip is mf purple

[cargopantsman]

I loved how GoT did the Icewalkers, or whatever

[bilan-igg]

Life Imitates Art

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[thermonuclearfamily-deactivated]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

woa mama mia cunt

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sunfortune]

[topherchris]

[doc-notreally-salas]

[geneticist]

Candy-eating French Bees - Bees in France eating sugar from a nearby M&M factory began producing blue honey

[sirfrogsworth]

People are defending Ted Cruz by saying “What could he have really done if he stayed in Texas?”

AOC was able to raise a million bucks in a day and is heading there to raise awareness. 

That awkward moment when a New York congresswoman takes better care of your state than you do. 

[tishinada]

A Democratic NY congresswoman demonstrating more concern for and doing more for a Republican state than the Republican senator.

[kristina100000]

I only listen to music that intensifies my adhd

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck