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just kidding.

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@monodes i made a theme for your uhh… Mettasansey??? Sanweyton??

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let's play "bed, wed, behead".

[skiittery-blog]

"if you put two c's together, it looks like a butt,"

rp starters from things my skype friends have said

“I don’t know what to do with this information.”

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nobody hates me more than i hate me 

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[spaghetoiiire]

rp starters from things my skype friends have said

“Humans are just skeletons in armor.” ”If you fuck a skeleton, it’d be half-human half-skeleton.” ”People are already half-human half-skeleton, you moron.” “You just got horn-leeched to death by Jesus.” “My pokemon just survived a hit from Jesus.” “Goofy. Write about goofy.” ”HUH HUH!!! BOY!! ___ YOU ARE– GAWRSH– A CUTIE!!” “I can’t believe ___ is fucking dead.” “If you put 2 c’s together,  it looks like a butt.” “I’m going to consume birb.” “You bet your sweet candy ass that I did.” “I look away for 2 seconds and I see that you’re already butt-fucking me.” “You’re such a weenie-baby.” “You fluffy piece of shit.” “I will become the dankest meme to ever grace this pitiful planet!” “I found a really nice ___ ask blog and I am really gay.” “HELLO FRIENDS! IT’S SINNING TIME!” “We are the gay trinity.” “Not speaking as a gay way…” “Gayness aside…” “I’m going to shove my shoes so far up his ass that he’s gonna be smelling my gay little feet for a week.” “You are a lawful sinner.” “Not everything has to be kinky, you lil shit.” “Sometimes I don’t pay attention to half of the things that come out of my mouth.” “I still can’t believe WingDings is a font.” “b AE PLZ……………….” “Mornin u fuckin loser.” “One whole ___” “You filthy sinenr.” “Feel the sims crawling down your back.” “You are very nasty.” “I’m going to kinkshame you.” “Kinkshaming is my kink.” “Eat my ass.” “No thanks, I’m full.”

[arsenalguts]

an idiot glamburger actually

based off of this classic

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where everything is the same except that everyone is the annoying dog…

bonus nasptadoog, mad doggy and dogster:

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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[skiittery-blog]

remembers that mettapants is a thing. Child screaming.

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drake & josh;; starter sentences

"There's a NEW Jersey?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you a truther!"

"I don't care. I like it on my face."

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

"That is not my job."

"I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."

"Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"

"Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"

"I love this album more than I love myself."

"Whoa, just take it easy, man."

"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

"You should date whoever you want to date."

"So I don't like her, big deal."

"If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."

"I don't like half the girls I date."

"Nice going, you ran over your sister!"

"I hope you go bald!"

"I hope they cancel Oprah!"

"I'm really glad someone invented pizza."

"Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

"Whoa, that cat IS fancy."

"Don't you have a rib to nibble?"

"You sicken me."

"You're the worst!"

"Look, I was wrong, okay?"

"I need you, I need you way more than you need me."

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I love UNDERFELL AU

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[dongoverlord]

idea: nice cream asking burgerpants out usin his Signature Move ™ and burgerpants freakin out because he’s never legit been asked out before. ( I can see burgerpants being one of those unfortunate people who are asked out as a joke by “attractive people” and being pranked on with stuff like this, hence his “don’t ever interact with attractive people” policy ) 

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                                    “I just want everyone to be 

                                                happy.”

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